Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
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Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
pizza on chin
his words are garbled
so he types them
vacuous preeq,
do you have real thoughts?
what makes you tick?
Go on, give it a try!
From free verse to limmeric, release your inner poet!
his words are garbled
so he types them
vacuous preeq,
do you have real thoughts?
what makes you tick?
Go on, give it a try!
From free verse to limmeric, release your inner poet!
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
when I read it,
it made me cry out!
I am soiled.
it made me cry out!
I am soiled.
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
How's this:
No depth to his prose;
A prophet's legacy soiled.
Kevin J. Anderson is a worthless piece of shit who raped the work of a legend.
Edit: shit, just saw that you already used soiled. Try this:
No depth to his prose;
A prophet disrespected.
Kevin J. Anderson is a worthless piece of shit who raped the work of a legend and thinks his success has anything to do with his "writing". I hate that fucker and wish him nothing but misery.
No depth to his prose;
A prophet's legacy soiled.
Kevin J. Anderson is a worthless piece of shit who raped the work of a legend.
Edit: shit, just saw that you already used soiled. Try this:
No depth to his prose;
A prophet disrespected.
Kevin J. Anderson is a worthless piece of shit who raped the work of a legend and thinks his success has anything to do with his "writing". I hate that fucker and wish him nothing but misery.
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
No No! Soiled is good!
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
When I'm sober again
I'll think
of a poem
...
I do not give a damn whether that is a haiku or not! I never count syllables.
I'll think
of a poem
...
I do not give a damn whether that is a haiku or not! I never count syllables.
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
Well Done!
anything'll doo,
for poetry that's new
For a secret I can tell,
the hacks have never used Dune well.
Since I read it my eyes bleed,
tell me those two weren't on weed!
anything'll doo,
for poetry that's new
For a secret I can tell,
the hacks have never used Dune well.
Since I read it my eyes bleed,
tell me those two weren't on weed!
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
On a sander.
What the fuck, you ask?
Eat shit and die!
What the fuck, you ask?
Eat shit and die!
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Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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Like a bottle rocket, he went off, popped, and now he's gone.
Like a bottle rocket, he's only amusing in quantity and then only for the abuse.
Like a bottle rocket, how brief is his moment of glory.
Like a bottle rocket...
Like a bottle rocket, he's only amusing in quantity and then only for the abuse.
Like a bottle rocket, how brief is his moment of glory.
Like a bottle rocket...
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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It is the "of" instead of "about" that makes it a masterpiece, no?
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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Like empty speeches,
bubbles of ambition rise-
vintage of dispair.
-attributed to Akira Brahe
bubbles of ambition rise-
vintage of dispair.
-attributed to Akira Brahe
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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my beer and I am
the very best friends forever
do not forget it
the very best friends forever
do not forget it
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
Some girls at work smile.
I think: Don't shit where you eat.
I would rather not.
I think: Don't shit where you eat.
I would rather not.
I bring nothing to the table.
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
He is nobody
and will stay a nobody
He the kay jay A!
and will stay a nobody
He the kay jay A!
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
Serkanner wrote:He is nobody
and will stay a nobody
He the kay jay A!
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
Stream of consciousness
While shlepping up mountain trails
Is not perfect prose
HBJ
While shlepping up mountain trails
Is not perfect prose
HBJ
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Bear-shaped meteor
Talentless Hack in its path
Many prayers answered
HBJ
Talentless Hack in its path
Many prayers answered
HBJ
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I'm still very proud of The Quarry but … let's face it; in the end the real best way to sign off would have been with a great big rollicking Culture novel.
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There are six Dune books
Paul was born on Caladan
There are six Dune books
HBJ
Paul was born on Caladan
There are six Dune books
HBJ
"The sky calls to us. If we do not destroy ourselves, we will one day venture to the stars."
- Carl Sagan
I'm still very proud of The Quarry but … let's face it; in the end the real best way to sign off would have been with a great big rollicking Culture novel.
- Iain Banks
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I'm still very proud of The Quarry but … let's face it; in the end the real best way to sign off would have been with a great big rollicking Culture novel.
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
Brian and Kevin
"Cash must flow" level of suck
Only six Dune books
"Cash must flow" level of suck
Only six Dune books
I don't think the author should make the reader do that much work - Kevin J. Anderson
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
Brian Herbert sucks
thekja sucks harder
They are not worthy
thekja sucks harder
They are not worthy
I bring nothing to the table.
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
Drink,
Feck,
Arse,
Girls. Life.
(yes I know)
Feck,
Arse,
Girls. Life.
(yes I know)
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
The attitude of the knife
a wise man once said
proves your books are meaningless.
a wise man once said
proves your books are meaningless.
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
Brian and kevin,
do you know what you're doing?
You both have damp hands.
My heart flies freely
above the pain of their books
abomination.
do you know what you're doing?
You both have damp hands.
My heart flies freely
above the pain of their books
abomination.
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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Re: Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent
Sisterhood, Winds, Paul,
Sandworms, Hunters, Legends, House.
Out of toilet papr.
Sandworms, Hunters, Legends, House.
Out of toilet papr.
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