How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?
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How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?
"...I only know that my journals have suffered oblivion and that the events which I recount have undoubtedly been submitted to historical distortion for eons..." excerpt from the Inscription on the storehouse at Dar-es-Balat.
Reading this made me thing of the historians he had executed for willingly distorting the events of his rule. He had them made unconscious, then burnt on a pyre formed by their writings.
Reading this made me thing of the historians he had executed for willingly distorting the events of his rule. He had them made unconscious, then burnt on a pyre formed by their writings.
Only the books written by Frank Herbert are canon.
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Let's see...How Leto have them executed?
Not sure. Here's how I would do it:
Have them tied to stakes and whipped until unconscopius. When they reawke, have a man in a robe and hood douse them in gasoline and and burn them alive. Then, in their final moments, reveal the gasoline man to be none other than Frank Herbert, his smiling bearded watching paternally over them as they die. [/i]
Let's see...How Leto have them executed?
Not sure. Here's how I would do it:
Have them tied to stakes and whipped until unconscopius. When they reawke, have a man in a robe and hood douse them in gasoline and and burn them alive. Then, in their final moments, reveal the gasoline man to be none other than Frank Herbert, his smiling bearded watching paternally over them as they die. [/i]
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you're a horrible person... and yet i think that just might serve them justice.[/quote]Baraka Bryan wrote:Frank Herbert, his smiling bearded watching paternally over them as they die. [/i]
My idea is even more terrible: tie them to chairs and then to have somebody reading them their complete novels!
Only the books written by Frank Herbert are canon.
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No, tying 'em like that is more like kinky bonage for 'em.cmsahe wrote:
My idea is even more terrible: tie them to chairs and then to have somebody reading them their complete novels!
Don't forget they are followers of scientology marketing doctrine.
I say hook Brian up to a lie detector!
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Hmmm. Let's see...
Put KJA on a freezing ice-planet.
Only source of kindling: piles and piles of his own McDune novels.
To stay alive, he will have to burn his own books. Page by page.
Chances are, he just can't, so he'll just freeze to death.
Put Brian on an uninhabited island.
Only source of food; piles and piles of his own McDune novels.
There is a runway with a fully fueled plane waiting for him.
Chances are, he'll choose to eat the books instead and die!
Eat that!
Put KJA on a freezing ice-planet.
Only source of kindling: piles and piles of his own McDune novels.
To stay alive, he will have to burn his own books. Page by page.
Chances are, he just can't, so he'll just freeze to death.
Put Brian on an uninhabited island.
Only source of food; piles and piles of his own McDune novels.
There is a runway with a fully fueled plane waiting for him.
Chances are, he'll choose to eat the books instead and die!
Eat that!
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on that death
My sadistic girlfriend just had an orgasm. (You don't want to know what my penis just did)dunaddict wrote:Hmmm. Let's see...
Put KJA on a freezing ice-planet.
Only source of kindling: piles and piles of his own McDune novels.
To stay alive, he will have to burn his own books. Page by page.
Chances are, he just can't, so he'll just freeze to death.
Put Brian on an uninhabited island.
Only source of food; piles and piles of his own McDune novels.
There is a runway with a fully fueled plane waiting for him.
Chances are, he'll choose to eat the books instead and die!
Eat that!
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Have... an orgasm?Sole Man wrote:My sadistic girlfriend just had an orgasm. (You don't want to know what my penis just did)dunaddict wrote:Hmmm. Let's see...
Put KJA on a freezing ice-planet.
Only source of kindling: piles and piles of his own McDune novels.
To stay alive, he will have to burn his own books. Page by page.
Chances are, he just can't, so he'll just freeze to death.
Put Brian on an uninhabited island.
Only source of food; piles and piles of his own McDune novels.
There is a runway with a fully fueled plane waiting for him.
Chances are, he'll choose to eat the books instead and die!
Eat that!
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You got something right for a change.Sole Man wrote:You don't want to know...
"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"
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Are you typing your posts with your dick? I wondered why your spelling had improved.Sole Man wrote:My sadistic girlfriend just had an orgasm. (You don't want to know what my penis just did)dunaddict wrote:Hmmm. Let's see...
Put KJA on a freezing ice-planet.
Only source of kindling: piles and piles of his own McDune novels.
To stay alive, he will have to burn his own books. Page by page.
Chances are, he just can't, so he'll just freeze to death.
Put Brian on an uninhabited island.
Only source of food; piles and piles of his own McDune novels.
There is a runway with a fully fueled plane waiting for him.
Chances are, he'll choose to eat the books instead and die!
Eat that!
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Don't get scared, it's supposed to point up like that.Sole Man wrote:(You don't want to know what my penis just did)
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Though if you experience an erection lasting more than four hours, you should seek a doctor's help immediately.Nekhrun wrote:Don't get scared, it's supposed to point up like that.Sole Man wrote:(You don't want to know what my penis just did)
On my childhood ending.
Alright, you have invoked my Wrath.
My penis My penis dragged me over to tis one freind in the universe, inserted itself into her, and thrust in and out repeadelty, until it was done and then ejaculated into My Sadistic Girlfreind's belly button, while lighting a cigar and cackliong manically .
I don't like to think about how she got her revenge on it...
My penis My penis dragged me over to tis one freind in the universe, inserted itself into her, and thrust in and out repeadelty, until it was done and then ejaculated into My Sadistic Girlfreind's belly button, while lighting a cigar and cackliong manically .
I don't like to think about how she got her revenge on it...
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Is that like a Walt Whitman thing?Sole Man wrote:...My penis My penis...
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Your penis smokes?Sole Man wrote:My penis My penis dragged me over to tis one freind in the universe, inserted itself into her, and thrust in and out repeadelty, until it was done and then ejaculated into My Sadistic Girlfreind's belly button, while lighting a cigar and cackliong manically .
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Starring at bad English on a screen for too long.Tleszer wrote:That better be because what you read has scarred you. Otherwise...
(Hers wasn't really bad, though. I had one who kept "correcting" my corrections back to her original mistakes. And one who misspelled and left words out in quoted material. I'm glad it's over. I'm beat.)
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No sensei it was not island it was space station.SandChigger wrote:Starring at bad English on a screen for too long.Tleszer wrote:That better be because what you read has scarred you. Otherwise...
(Hers wasn't really bad, though. I had one who kept "correcting" my corrections back to her original mistakes.
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