HAHAHAHAHA! That is comedy goldOmphalos wrote:A man having anal sex with his wife is a "myth," not a "crime."chanilover wrote:Sodomy was a crime even for heteros, and until recently a man who had anal sex with his wife in private was committing a crime, as the Sex Offences Act had only decriminalised sodomy between two men in private.
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"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out."
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Wait what? Oral sex is sodomy now? So all those times people threatened to sodomise me, they were just offering me a blowjob? Goddammit I missed out on so many blowjobs!Freakzilla wrote:Georgia law prohibits (repealed in 1998) sodomy — defined as "any sexual act involving the sex organs of one person and the mouth or anus of another" — regardless of the gender of the participants.
I think you had to do it missionary style with your pants around your ankles, too.
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Only on the night that the lights went out in Georgia.Schu wrote:Wait what? Oral sex is sodomy now?
That's the night when an innocent man was hung.
It's such a pain being hung.
Especially like a horse.
But you get used to living with it after a while.
I'm sure there's a whole buttload of stories behind that, but I just can't face them now, so please ... don't.So all those times people threatened to sodomise me...
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Man, you're no fun at all!
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Not like me. I'm a barrel of laughs
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You're talking about your room-mate, right?SandChigger wrote:Only on the night that the lights went out in Georgia.Schu wrote:Wait what? Oral sex is sodomy now?
That's the night when an innocent man was hung.
It's such a pain being hung.
Especially like a horse.
But you get used to living with it after a while.
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Well ... I guess you could call it that, since it's lived in any room/apartment/house I ever had.
Myself, I usually just call it "Mr Happy". Or "God's Gift To ... Well, Everything." Or sometimes "Simba" or "Jumbo".
Myself, I usually just call it "Mr Happy". Or "God's Gift To ... Well, Everything." Or sometimes "Simba" or "Jumbo".
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The vertically smiling python of love?
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Heat Seeking Moisture Missle, One Eyed Wonder Worm, etc...
I picked a simple, manly name:
SPIKE. (Must be all caps)
I picked a simple, manly name:
SPIKE. (Must be all caps)
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Freakzilla wrote:Heat Seeking Moisture Missle, One Eyed Wonder Worm, etc...
I picked a simple, manly name:
SPIKE. (Must be all caps)
DUNE, as interpreted by a blue man with a green tushie
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Does it wear one of these? http://www.leathersmithdesigns.com/dog- ... collar.JPGFreakzilla wrote:Heat Seeking Moisture Missle, One Eyed Wonder Worm, etc...
I picked a simple, manly name:
SPIKE. (Must be all caps)
(I don't know how to post images).
Ah English, the language where pretty much any word can have any meaning! - A Thing of Eternity
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Why do I keep coming back to this thread. I should know better ...
What fear is there in the night?
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
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You's just a he'pless moth to our flame, woman.
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My college roommate's friend is known as "RoboCock." I believe he has seven piercings.SadisticCynic wrote:Does it wear one of these? http://www.leathersmithdesigns.com/dog- ... collar.JPGFreakzilla wrote:Heat Seeking Moisture Missle, One Eyed Wonder Worm, etc...
I picked a simple, manly name:
SPIKE. (Must be all caps)
(I don't know how to post images).
DUNE, as interpreted by a blue man with a green tushie
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Oooh yeah, I'm gonna hang that up in my bedroom!GamePlayer wrote:Not like me. I'm a barrel of laughs
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I've created a monster!
"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out."