a church better than Scientology
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a church better than Scientology
http://www.jedi-church.co.uk/
Level Structure Of The Church:
1 Apprentice BJV1
2 Padawan BJV2
3 Padawan in Training BJV3
4 Padawan In Practice BJV4
5 Jedi BJV5 &
(The Purification Course Detoxation)
6 Jedi In Training BJV6
7 Jedi In Practice BJV7
8 Jedi Knight BJV8
9 Master Jedi BJV9
10 Grand Jedi Master BJV10
(Presented With Internal Doctrine)
Level Structure Of The Church:
1 Apprentice BJV1
2 Padawan BJV2
3 Padawan in Training BJV3
4 Padawan In Practice BJV4
5 Jedi BJV5 &
(The Purification Course Detoxation)
6 Jedi In Training BJV6
7 Jedi In Practice BJV7
8 Jedi Knight BJV8
9 Master Jedi BJV9
10 Grand Jedi Master BJV10
(Presented With Internal Doctrine)
Only the books written by Frank Herbert are canon.
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Carlos Santillan, aka cmsahe
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Re: a church better than Scientology
I'm an ordained Dudeist Priest.
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Re: a church better than Scientology
I'm an Orthodox Herbetarian!Freakzilla wrote:I'm an ordained Dudeist Priest.
Only the books written by Frank Herbert are canon.
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Re: a church better than Scientology
Jedi ejected from Tesco for wearing hood
"Daniel Jones, 23, who created the International Church of Jediism, claims he was “victimised over his beliefs” by staff at the supermarket in Bangor, North Wales...."
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"Daniel Jones, 23, who created the International Church of Jediism, claims he was “victimised over his beliefs” by staff at the supermarket in Bangor, North Wales...."
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Re: a church better than Scientology
I think I'm still an ordained minister in the Church of Elvis.
have to check the certificate, got it in Vegas in the 80s.
you could get the Nevada license that allowed you to actually legally marry people
for like a hundred bucks, and legally marry people "in the Name of Elvis" ....
not kidding either, this is a fucked up country we got here ....
have to check the certificate, got it in Vegas in the 80s.
you could get the Nevada license that allowed you to actually legally marry people
for like a hundred bucks, and legally marry people "in the Name of Elvis" ....
not kidding either, this is a fucked up country we got here ....
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Re: a church better than Scientology
Well, it's Nevada. The country is fine; it's the Nevadans that need to shape up.
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Re: a church better than Scientology
Scientology has been ruled a sect in France and faces a potential complete ban!
L ron hubbababa take this!
we might be French but we're not that stoopid(hey that's not the way it's spelled LOLZ )
L ron hubbababa take this!
we might be French but we're not that stoopid(hey that's not the way it's spelled LOLZ )
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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Re: a church better than Scientology
I guess that manes me a "Reformed Herbertarian"cmsahe wrote:I'm an Orthodox Herbetarian!Freakzilla wrote:I'm an ordained Dudeist Priest.
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Re: a church better than Scientology
Well, at least now we know what smooty Nomad's been up to lately!DuneFishUK wrote:Jedi ejected from Tesco for wearing hood
"Daniel Jones, 23, who created the International Church of Jediism, claims he was “victimised over his beliefs” by staff at the supermarket in Bangor, North Wales...."
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Re: a church better than Scientology
Nope. Hackentine Andersonianredbugpest wrote:I guess that manes me a "Reformed Herbertarian"cmsahe wrote:I'm an Orthodox Herbetarian!Freakzilla wrote:I'm an ordained Dudeist Priest.
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Re: a church better than Scientology
Bentknee Suctarian?
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Re: a church better than Scientology
My brother was a reverend in the Church of the Subgenius for a while. Still gets funny shit in the mail from Janor Hypercleats.