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I find it pretty hard to believe that going on a year now she ain't had nothing twixt her nethers weren't run on batteries!Seraphan wrote:Schu has good taste![]()
Is this just going to devolve into a porn thread?chanilover wrote:
Taylor Lautner. He plays Jacob Black in the Twilight Sagas at the present time, but he has had several other roles I believe.chanilover wrote:Eyes High wrote:Can't let you boys have all the fun.![]()
Young enough to be my son, but dang I ain't so old that I can't appreciate a nice looking specimen.
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Preach it, sister!
Who is that?
Not necessarily, maybe I just like nice young men...or vampires and werewolves.SandChigger wrote:Oh, dear. Should have known from her Halloween avatar that she's a Twilight Slootbunny.
Just been away from the board for a few days.A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Oh Eyes, and here I was thinking you'd tip-toe around this thread! Wrong I was.
Wouldn't the rubbing-and-all heat her up at least a bit?Ampoliros wrote:DO I NEED TO DIG UP THE CORPSE-FUCKER THREAD!?!!??!
I'm sorry but I have to deal with "vampire romance" on a daily basis.![]()
THEY HAVE NO BLOOD PRESSURE AND NO BODY TEMPERATURE: IT WOULD BE LIKE FUCKING A RUBBER CHICKEN THAT YOU KEEP IN THE FRIDGE WHICH PROCEEDS TO DRAIN YOUR BLOOD POST-COITUS.
Granted, a very Handsome Rubber Chicken.
Sorry Eyes, I know I've ranted about twilight before. I'm very passionate about my stance on Girl-Corpse relationships.
Plus, Bella should have ended up with Jacob.
couldn't that lead to decay?Serkanner wrote: Wouldn't the rubbing-and-all heat her up at least a bit?
well ... eventually, yes.Harq al Ada wrote:couldn't that lead to decay?Serkanner wrote: Wouldn't the rubbing-and-all heat her up at least a bit?
I have yet to delete a post in my forum... will you be the first?Redstar wrote:
Hey, if you noticed, I did put up Jacob and not Edward.Ampoliros wrote:...
Plus, Bella should have ended up with Jacob.
**snort!**Freakzilla wrote:I have yet to delete a post in my forum... will you be the first?
Nice avatar.TheDukester wrote:**snort!**Freakzilla wrote:I have yet to delete a post in my forum... will you be the first?
It looks like Gary's arse is too much for Tinypics to handle.Drunken Idaho wrote:Is this just going to devolve into a porn thread?chanilover wrote:
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What I'm saying is, we should have a seperate one of those!![]()