SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
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Thou paunchy crook-pated harpies!
You! Denizen of the underrealm of Tejas! Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet stoop to combat upon this hallowed field?
And you, chitinous mite of the iterwebs! Hailing from a land so strange that but the vile Dutch call'd it Secondhome. Your face is as a book, where men may read strange matters! Thou hast neither heat, affection, limb, nor beauty To make thy riches pleasant, and think naught that the age of your death is but a mast on the horizon, oh aged and spurn'd harker to the ungrateful!
Hence, horrible villains, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; Would that I unhair thy heads had you each still the weeds of youth 'pon them! Thou shalt both be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.
You! Denizen of the underrealm of Tejas! Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet stoop to combat upon this hallowed field?
And you, chitinous mite of the iterwebs! Hailing from a land so strange that but the vile Dutch call'd it Secondhome. Your face is as a book, where men may read strange matters! Thou hast neither heat, affection, limb, nor beauty To make thy riches pleasant, and think naught that the age of your death is but a mast on the horizon, oh aged and spurn'd harker to the ungrateful!
Hence, horrible villains, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; Would that I unhair thy heads had you each still the weeds of youth 'pon them! Thou shalt both be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.
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mmmm, pickles
"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out."
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And thus the Omph hath spoken
What fear is there in the night?
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
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Very interesting. Perhaps you guys can make refrences to Kevin and arnoloco.
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Hear a Muse, KJA!
Listen upon thy hacked hikes
There is the wind, it calls thee!
There is the lark, it mocks thee!
There is the stone upon which you tread
It threatens to smother thee
to fall upon thy thin-screened crown
and dash and drown thy poor ideas upon its enemy earth.
I speak these words beneath the sky
so that they may fall as rain against the ground,
upon my Herbertian Brethren: "remember thy true fiend!"
task not thy own ally, nor jihad;
crusade not against thy brother when the thief is in the Hen's House.
It is that thief, quick of virility, short of manhood, lacking still in wit.
It is that clever thief that wants for praise for frankly thieved writ
It is that thief, that soiled soul, who sports our sole displeasure.
Oh ruined penguin, ye plump flightless bird!
Ye mockery of nature's brush, upon a throne of dust and sand
That would king thyself a cock!
Listen upon thy hacked hikes
There is the wind, it calls thee!
There is the lark, it mocks thee!
There is the stone upon which you tread
It threatens to smother thee
to fall upon thy thin-screened crown
and dash and drown thy poor ideas upon its enemy earth.
I speak these words beneath the sky
so that they may fall as rain against the ground,
upon my Herbertian Brethren: "remember thy true fiend!"
task not thy own ally, nor jihad;
crusade not against thy brother when the thief is in the Hen's House.
It is that thief, quick of virility, short of manhood, lacking still in wit.
It is that clever thief that wants for praise for frankly thieved writ
It is that thief, that soiled soul, who sports our sole displeasure.
Oh ruined penguin, ye plump flightless bird!
Ye mockery of nature's brush, upon a throne of dust and sand
That would king thyself a cock!
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dammit, Chig - we done just had our asses handed to us ....Omphalos wrote:Thou paunchy crook-pated harpies!
You! Denizen of the underrealm of Tejas! Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet stoop to combat upon this hallowed field?
And you, chitinous mite of the iterwebs! Hailing from a land so strange that but the vile Dutch call'd it Secondhome. Your face is as a book, where men may read strange matters! Thou hast neither heat, affection, limb, nor beauty To make thy riches pleasant, and think naught that the age of your death is but a mast on the horizon, oh aged and spurn'd harker to the ungrateful!
Hence, horrible villains, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; Would that I unhair thy heads had you each still the weeds of youth 'pon them! Thou shalt both be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.
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Ahh, and thou, Foul Grunting Giant,
Straining upon thy throne to force from thy mind
Some small semblance of lucid prose for less amusement ....
Stomping across the earth in thy insanity and rage,
Thou art a Large Fisted Buffoon, fit only for bear-baiting,
and thou the Bear ....
{The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.}
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how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
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Speaketh not of my body, roughneck codger! My dung be bigger than thou!
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Verily, Dumbledore, the Shyster speaketh sooth for once!
Yea, and the stench of his stool is such as doth make the reek
Of thy misshapen, much abusèd member seem as the aroma
Of roses!
But task not the Haggard overmuch, O Prevaricator by
Profession, for he is of the simple sort and altogether unused
To intercourse with anyone of Wit. Indeed, that which is most
Complex about him will strike thee ... in thy nose.
Yea, and the stench of his stool is such as doth make the reek
Of thy misshapen, much abusèd member seem as the aroma
Of roses!
But task not the Haggard overmuch, O Prevaricator by
Profession, for he is of the simple sort and altogether unused
To intercourse with anyone of Wit. Indeed, that which is most
Complex about him will strike thee ... in thy nose.
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I'm gonna get that tattooed of my fucking forehead!!SandChigger wrote:Yea, and the stench of his stool is such as doth make the reek
Of thy misshapen, much abusèd member seem as the aroma
Of roses!
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Liked that one, did ya?
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Thou paunchy tickle-brained bag of guts! Accursed fool-born barnacle! Thou mite's scorn of thine's muse is devilry of the most base form! Thou surly earth-vexing hypocrite!
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Ho ho! What is this? The hasty-witted laddy grown a man
And come to smite the miscreant bunny-bug?! Well then,
Boy, gird up thy moldwarp loins! (Yea, those minor parts
Of thee wont most oft to flutter free, bereft of the bonds
Of pantaloon.) And lay on!
A creature of land (and landed, too!), I have no truck
Like thee with beslubbering barnacles. And never was any Muse
By this coney scorned! For those nine Goddesses have bosoms fair
And full, unlike thy beauteous boy-chested Belovèd.
Hypocrite, sirrah? In deed nor word, not so!
But get thee hence, lad, and fly to Kohl's posthaste! Run
For all thy reeling-ripe self is worth! For on this blessèd day
They make a sale: forty percent off on skirts!
And come to smite the miscreant bunny-bug?! Well then,
Boy, gird up thy moldwarp loins! (Yea, those minor parts
Of thee wont most oft to flutter free, bereft of the bonds
Of pantaloon.) And lay on!
A creature of land (and landed, too!), I have no truck
Like thee with beslubbering barnacles. And never was any Muse
By this coney scorned! For those nine Goddesses have bosoms fair
And full, unlike thy beauteous boy-chested Belovèd.
Hypocrite, sirrah? In deed nor word, not so!
But get thee hence, lad, and fly to Kohl's posthaste! Run
For all thy reeling-ripe self is worth! For on this blessèd day
They make a sale: forty percent off on skirts!
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Kilt, KILT, KILT KKKKILT!!SandChigger wrote:For on this blessèd day
They make a sale: forty percent off on skirts!
And here's a mini-kilt for you're jollies.
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A rose by any other name
I have no doubt
Would smell the same,
Sweet aroma
Sprung from dirt.
Though all say kilt
'Tis still a skirt.
"Ou moy, yes indeed. And didja see wot himself was werrin'? A bleedin' mini manskirt it was!"
I have no doubt
Would smell the same,
Sweet aroma
Sprung from dirt.
Though all say kilt
'Tis still a skirt.
"Ou moy, yes indeed. And didja see wot himself was werrin'? A bleedin' mini manskirt it was!"
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Check these kilts out: http://www.tiltedkilt.com/index.php?itemid=21" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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Freakzilla wrote:Check these kilts out: http://www.tiltedkilt.com/index.php?itemid=21" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
The Tilted Kilt, Hooters for a better class of customer
Rob
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I'd forgotten how much fun this thread was!
Ooh, boobs!
Ooh, boobs!
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SandChigger wrote:I'd forgotten how much fun this thread was!
Ooh, boobs!
Click on the 2009 calendar, even better than 2010
Rob
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I was unaware of this place until I looked at some photos of a chick who works there who's a friend of a friend on FB. Looks like a place I'd get into trouble at. I'm going to have to check it out. There's three in the Atlanta area.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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Never heard of this. Nice conglomeration of tits.
BTW. how did this thread get forgotten? I liked reading this one.
BTW. how did this thread get forgotten? I liked reading this one.
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I read back through the whole thing the other day and had tears in my eyes by the end, I was laughing so hard.
It's good when you can amuse yourself.
It's good when you can amuse yourself.
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I nominate this topic for topic of the year. Humour at its best.
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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I fart in your general direction!
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