HACKMATICS! (Formerly "Anderhack rants and raves!")
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HACKMATICS! (Formerly "Anderhack rants and raves!")
And lashes out! And makes speeches! And uses math!
http://bit.ly/gmyNrO" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Wow. Just ... wow.
What an unnerving look inside that moron's twisted mind. Proceed with caution.
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Hi, Keith! You're a hack!
http://bit.ly/gmyNrO" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Wow. Just ... wow.
What an unnerving look inside that moron's twisted mind. Proceed with caution.
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Sidebar: Anyone out there still holding onto the belief that Anderjack doesn't read this site, Amazon reviews, etc.?
Hi, Keith! You're a hack!
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Is it a meltdown?
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I went over this in the Craft of Writing thread on Gafla
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Is that in Ghafla? Shouldn't we find a better place for it than that?Robspierre wrote:I went over this in the Craft of Writing thread on Gafla
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Wherever ya'll think it fits best, just let me know which forum.Freakzilla wrote:Is that in Ghafla? Shouldn't we find a better place for it than that?Robspierre wrote:I went over this in the Craft of Writing thread on Gafla
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Is it the same one? This one has a posting date of Nov. 24 (today).
Of course:
A. Anderhack doesn't know how to use blogging software;
B. He recycles everything else, so resurrecting an old post wouldn't be beyond him.
Of course:
A. Anderhack doesn't know how to use blogging software;
B. He recycles everything else, so resurrecting an old post wouldn't be beyond him.
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It is the one from today, I just finished my work over of it a bit agoTheDukester wrote:Is it the same one? This one has a posting date of Nov. 24 (today).
Of course:
A. Anderhack doesn't know how to use blogging software;
B. He recycles everything else, so resurrecting an old post wouldn't be beyond him.
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I couldn't get past the first paragraph.
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From my close observation of writers...they fall into two groups: 1) those who bleed copiously and visibly at any bad review, and 2) those who bleed copiously and secretly at any bad review.
~Isaac Asimov
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I registered Freakzilla at jlkiv@comcast.net, maybe he'll let me post a comment...
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Chiggie just called it "Hackmatics" on Twitter. Perfect!
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Dark Elm needs to pull his head out of his ass If he thinks Keith is an example of a writer to follow.
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LOL! Great minds, thinking alike ... here is my reply to that douche-nozzle:
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Mad Libs + (other writer's universe) / on time = $$$
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I was a bit disappointed to see Annalee (or whatever) calling the post "awesome". She'd made some catty comments about the McDune books before, but I guess the all just can't help clumping up together, huh?
(Liked Hackmatics, did ya? )
(Liked Hackmatics, did ya? )
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TheDukester wrote:LOL! Great minds, thinking alike ... here is my reply to that douche-nozzle:
I sent him a link to the "Craft of Writing" thread
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Just found a bunch of new accounts/feeds to follow by searching Tweetle Dum(b) for @RealDune, #Dune and #McDune
(I'm @DalaiXerces BTW)
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The first time EVER I have been called a snob ... Dear Keith, we are not just saying you are a awful writer because you "write" fast, we have proven you are a bad writer regardless your work ethics. Still to dumb to understand the basics aren't you.
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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It really seems he thinks quantity = quality.
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I wonder if that's what drew him to Jabecca...
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SandChigger wrote:I wonder if that's what drew him to Jabecca...
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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wait ... back the FUCK up ...
is or is not this a total, complete LIE ??my novels have won or been nominated for most of the major awards in my field,
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
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Awards
Blindfold: 1996 preliminary Nebula Award nominee
Resurrection Inc.: nominated for Bram Stoker Award
Ground Zero: #1 on The Sunday Times best seller list and voted "Best Science Fiction Novel of 1995" by readers of SFX magazine
Guinness World Record for "Largest Single Author Signing" (previously set by General Colin Powell and Howard Stern)
Novels with Beason: nominated for the Nebula Award and the American Physical Society's "Forum" award
Ruins: on the New York Times best seller list (The first X-Files novel to do so) and voted the "Best Science Fiction Novel of 1996"
Young Jedi Knights Series: New York Times best sellers, winner of 1999 Golden Duck Award (middle grades) for excellence in science fiction.
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Blindfold: 1996 preliminary Nebula Award nominee
Resurrection Inc.: nominated for Bram Stoker Award
Ground Zero: #1 on The Sunday Times best seller list and voted "Best Science Fiction Novel of 1995" by readers of SFX magazine
Guinness World Record for "Largest Single Author Signing" (previously set by General Colin Powell and Howard Stern)
Novels with Beason: nominated for the Nebula Award and the American Physical Society's "Forum" award
Ruins: on the New York Times best seller list (The first X-Files novel to do so) and voted the "Best Science Fiction Novel of 1996"
Young Jedi Knights Series: New York Times best sellers, winner of 1999 Golden Duck Award (middle grades) for excellence in science fiction.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_J._Anderson#Awards" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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I miss the fanboard award ...Freakzilla wrote:Awards
Blindfold: 1996 preliminary Nebula Award nominee
Resurrection Inc.: nominated for Bram Stoker Award
Ground Zero: #1 on The Sunday Times best seller list and voted "Best Science Fiction Novel of 1995" by readers of SFX magazine
Guinness World Record for "Largest Single Author Signing" (previously set by General Colin Powell and Howard Stern)
Novels with Beason: nominated for the Nebula Award and the American Physical Society's "Forum" award
Ruins: on the New York Times best seller list (The first X-Files novel to do so) and voted the "Best Science Fiction Novel of 1996"
Young Jedi Knights Series: New York Times best sellers, winner of 1999 Golden Duck Award (middle grades) for excellence in science fiction.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_J._Anderson#Awards" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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It is.SandRider wrote:is or is not this a total, complete LIE ??
It's a bigger tissue of lies than Keith's "I'm a best-seller!" ravings, which at least have some basis in truth (of course, all the best-sellers have been EU works based on other writers' imaginations ...).
Kevin J. Anderson has won basically nothing in a 25-year writing career. Ignore all of that Wikipedia shit, as most of what is listed there aren't even really awards. Here's Keith's summary in the actual real, physical world we live in:
HUGO
0 nominations
0 wins
NEBULA
1 nomination (16 years ago)
0 wins
OTHERS (wins only)
1 Golden Duck
1 Geffen
The Golden Duck is a YA award. The Geffen is pretty comical: "The Geffen Awards are voted by the participants of Icon, the annual Israeli SF&F convention, to works published in Hebrew over the course of the past Jewish year."
Um ... okay.
So, the summary: Kevin J. Anderson hasn't won SHIT in a 25-year career.
He's got one goofy-ass thing for a YA novel (that was technically co-authored) and one award from an obscure convention in another country for a translation (and, again, it was technically co-authored).
"Anything I write will be remembered and listed in bibliographies on Dune for several hundred years ..." — some delusional halfwit troll.