Posted: 23 Mar 2009 09:55
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Unfortunately i doSandChigger wrote:So is her big toe's knowledge of ... well, you get the picture.
Hmm. Odd simile to use, equating (presumably) premarital sex with criminal activity, but okay ....SandChigger wrote:TheKJA
Abstinence-only education: It's like saying we can get rid of all cops if we just teach people not to break any laws.
about 17 hours ago from web
Well, given the previous post, I think he was being sarcastic. Still not a great deal of thought involved, though.SandChigger wrote:Hey, yeah, why not?! That's a great idea! I'm sure that'll work! After all, look what it's done for your fat ass.TheKJA
re Abstinence-only education: why not solve the obesity epidemic by just telling people not to eat junk food, no matter how good it tastes?
about 15 hours ago from web
It should have read:SandChigger wrote:Oh shit. Now he's suddenly socially conscious. ("HOLY FUCK! YOU MEAN ... I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD?!")
Or is he?
Hey, yeah, why not?! That's a great idea! I'm sure that'll work! After all, look what it's done for your fat ass.TheKJA
Abstinence-only education: It's like saying we can get rid of all cops if we just teach people not to break any laws.
about 17 hours ago from web
TheKJA
re Abstinence-only education: why not solve the obesity epidemic by just telling people not to eat junk food, no matter how good it tastes?
about 15 hours ago from web
Philistine ... heal thyself!![]()
TheKJA
Abstinence-only education: It's like saying if we can make books shitty enough people will finally stop reading.
about 17 hours ago from web
I see absolutely no point in it at all.Ampoliros wrote:Is it me, or is Twitter like throwing gas on the fire for egomaniacs. "Guess what I'm doing now! I looking at all the people looking at what I'm doing! I am awesome!"
Just another Twitter Twit from a Hack.TheKJA
Mammoth army attacks the mines. Mer-people take over a sailing ship. Just another day in the Terra Incognita universe. Almost to the finale.
about 13 hours ago from web
It seems like he's trying to reference his work as Neil Gaiman does on his blog (which is actually a blog) occasionally. kja just looks like a stupid little kid when he does it.SandChigger wrote:Just another Twitter Twit from a Hack.TheKJA
Mammoth army attacks the mines. Mer-people take over a sailing ship. Just another day in the Terra Incognita universe. Almost to the finale.
about 13 hours ago from web
Do you see what's especially stupid about this one?
OK ... the dipshit is currently "working" on his second Terrah Incontinent book. The first one still won't come out for another three months.
NO ONE has any fucking idea where or what "the mines" are. (Unless he mentioned it in the background posts for the CD shit.) Gah.
And an army of ... mammoths?!
(That one's for Redstar.
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But mer-people taking over a ship? OK, I guess these are the magical variety of mer-people who can transform at will between scaly fishbutts and hairy human butts with legs? Yeah ... that's the ticket. Otherwise there's gonna be a whole lotta slimy floppin' about goin' on!
Remember ... he shits this stuff out so his head don't explode!
No, Kevin, it's just another day of writing meaningless scenes.Talent-Free Hack wrote:Mammoth army attacks the mines. Mer-people take over a sailing ship. Just another day in the Terra Incognita universe.
Swear to God, my first thought was "I thought this was a book about sea monsters? Where do mammoths fit in?"Ampoliros wrote:Mammoth Army Attacks Mines.
OK, place your bets: how many of them will she dip in chocolate before she eats them?RebeccaMoesta
My son & his GF foster preg cats who'd otherwise be put down. They're away on Spring Break, so KJA & I are kitten-sitting 8 wee ones now.
3:28 AM Mar 25th from web
OK ... who still says he was being sarcastic the other day about putting "record producer" on his resume?TheKJA
Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #writer #author #music
about 7 hours ago from WeFollow
OK. Yesterday it was a land battle over mines (but not land mines!) and today he's back at sea. Typical KJA roller coaster chapter progression.TheKJA
Off to write today's big sea battle. Cannons blazing!
about 7 hours ago from web
At times I thought it was an army of mammoths attacking landmines, only to die in small explosions. His wording could really be better.SandChigger wrote:(1) The (sentence) context allows "mammoth" to be taken as a noun modifying a noun (mammoth army = army of mammoths); and
LOL! Perhaps he meant to say "Mammoth-sized Army", you know, like "Mammoth-sized Hack"Ampoliros wrote:Its time for another episode of Deconstruct KJA's Idiocy.
Today's Subject: Mammoth Army Attacks Mines.
How big are these mines? Do you mean Mammoth as in huge or Mammoth as in:
Why do the mammoth's have an army? Why do Mammoths want the mines? Are they mad because they can't fit in the mines? Or that the only Mammoths you find in caves happen to be dead and fused with rock and/or Ice?
And if you just mean large army, why use a large army to take over mines? Did you read that cool scene in Dune where they use artillery to close the caverns and trap everyone inside, and don't have to fight? No? Good, I'd hate it if you started stealing from Dune.
Fuck me, but he's such a tool.SandChigger wrote:OK ... who still says he was being sarcastic the other day about putting "record producer" on his resume?TheKJA
Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #writer #author #music
about 7 hours ago from WeFollow![]()
Yawn. And doubtless not nearly enough explanation about *why* these different armies/factions/whatever might be fighting. Other than that they're *enemies*, of course.SandChigger wrote:OK. Yesterday it was a land battle over mines (but not land mines!) and today he's back at sea. Typical KJA roller coaster chapter progression.TheKJA
Off to write today's big sea battle. Cannons blazing!
about 7 hours ago from web![]()
Why are the seas fighting? Isn't a Big Sea called an Ocean? Why would the sea's have cannons? and if they do, wouldn't they be made of coral and fire giant crabs, which, while being cooler than usual for KJA, would also be pointless, as crabs don't really damage something as big as a Sea?TheKJA
Off to write today's big sea battle. Cannons blazing!
about 7 hours ago from web
Ooh boy, I can't!TheKJA
Just brainstormed w/my DC editor for follow-up to ENEMIES & ALLIES. What to do after Batman/Superman first meeting? Ooh boy, just wait!
about 2 hours ago from web