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DuneFishUK wrote:

Have we just doubled the number of awards TheKJA has won?

(Kudos to Mandy on the scum comment, too. She writes. She bites. My kinda gal! )

SandChigger wrote:If you're bored and want a cheap giggle, KJA has done something to fuck up his blog's layout again!

http://kjablog.com/?p=875" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

(The third column, with Recent Posts, Archives, and Administration, should be at the top of the screen, parallel with the left column and main, middle column.)

They still haven't fixed that fuckup with the Categories on the left hand side either. How clueless do you have to be to mess that up?

He's probably trying to overwhelm Chig with all of this stupidity hoping that some of it will slip by.

DuneFishUK wrote:

Have we just doubled the number of awards TheKJA has won?

Brilliant! Even when having a toot ache this is funny.

Serkanner wrote:

DuneFishUK wrote:

Have we just doubled the number of awards TheKJA has won?

Brilliant! Even when having a toot ache this is funny.

Try not to touch your "toot" for a few days. That should make it stop hurting.

I had a massive green Thai curry and beer last night.

I don't think my toot is EVAH going to be the same again.

Omphalos wrote:

Serkanner wrote:

DuneFishUK wrote:

Have we just doubled the number of awards TheKJA has won?

Brilliant! Even when having a toot ache this is funny.

Try not to touch your "toot" for a few days. That should make it stop hurting.

... sorry ... tooth.

SandChigger wrote:I had a massive green Thai curry and beer last night.

I don't think my toot is EVAH going to be the same again.

You must care for your toot- ebrey day!

That's what the "Old Faithful" washlette-thingy on the toily's for.

SandChigger wrote:I had a massive green Thai curry and beer last night.

I don't think my toot is EVAH going to be the same again.

Yeah... sorry about that...

Old Faithful!

Tleszer wrote:Yeah... sorry about that...

Serkanner wrote:

Omphalos wrote:

Serkanner wrote:

DuneFishUK wrote:

Have we just doubled the number of awards TheKJA has won?

Brilliant! Even when having a toot ache this is funny.

Try not to touch your "toot" for a few days. That should make it stop hurting.

... sorry ... tooth.

toot lathe!

Sit and spin?

From Keith's Dune blog, August 6th 2006

Keith wrote:Our next planned project is a trilogy we've called "Paul of Dune," with the titles of the three books tentatively, PAUL OF DUNE, JESSICA OF DUNE, and IRULAN OF DUNE.

From Keith's Dune blog, March 23rd 2007

Keith wrote:Next week I will be flying up to the Seattle area to spend six days with Brian. We are taping an interview for Expanded Books (which I'll try to make available here on the dunenovels website), but of course the most important activity for us is to finalize the detailed planning of PAUL OF DUNE (as well as mapping out the other two books, IRULAN OF DUNE and JESSICA OF DUNE -- we're tentatively calling the trilogy "Heroes of Dune").

In my view a trilogy is a series - damned by your own words, Keith.

"tentatively" = Spanky's loophole

Macmillian/TOR saying Paul of Dune was a total failure, try something else =
Brian wants to do prequel-era stories, and Spanky is glad to help ...

OCD forum topics on "Heroes of Dune" = Merritt is not "in the loop", gets
his Dune News from Spanky's twits, is an incompetent boardadmin, is tired
of the whole goddamn thing and wishes his father had married someone else ..
somebody in movies, maybe, like Laura Dern or Sissy Spacek ...

on the bright side, Spanky McDune fans can once again be referred to as
"preeks", "preques" and "pretards" ....

Sev wrote:In my view a trilogy is a series - damned by your own words, Keith.

Nice research there. I think the Cookie Committee might be meeting soon to discuss possible rewards ...

I'll be there's some more examples out there in the wild. All of the idiots involved were totally spouting off about it being a "series" of books. It's what makes their lies and denials so funny right now.

Nicely done, now someone please go throw that steaming pile of Fail into KJA's face.

I still don't even understand why he felt he had to lie about that, he has every right to swicth series he's working on, it's nothing more than odd/annoying. This points to compulsive lying.

A Thing of Eternity wrote:Nicely done, now someone please go throw that steaming pile of Fail into KJA's face.

One is happy to be of service ...

A Thing of Eternity wrote:he has every right to swicth series he's working on, it's nothing more than odd/annoying

If the past two books had been anywhere near even middling successful, that would probably play better here in the backrow seats.

If this change wasn't prompted by the MASSIVE FAILURES of both PoD & WoD, then you almost gotta feel sorry for them. 'Cause that's sure what the hell it looks like.

TheDukester wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:Nicely done, now someone please go throw that steaming pile of Fail into KJA's face.

One is happy to be of service ...

That'll do.

Probably not the best thread for this, but I'm not starting a new one, and he'll blog/blag about this sooner or later!! If you squint just so, you can just about make Keith's name out

Is that the "coffee-table book" he was going on about earlier in the year, collecting photographs for?

Wow, a contest that has been "enduring" and "influential." That's great, Keith; good j- zzzzzzzz ...