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Post by **Omphalos** » 21 Jul 2010 23:48

I absolutely cannot wait to see what schools these yo-yos come up with that did not make it to the Dune era. I can only imagine the stupidity. Maybe a business school? A bunch of MBAs addicted to the Rossak Witch-poison run "The Brotherhood" until they are conquered by an invading force of second-stage Guild navigator/marines, who co-opt it for their own nefarious purposes!

Chig, please feel free to put this on the "Predictions" page of your blog. I'm taking action on this, BTW.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 22 Jul 2010 01:28

Done.

merkin muffley · Post by **merkin muffley** » 22 Jul 2010 02:30

In Film School of Dune, Irulan will finally complete her senior thesis, "The Dune Chronicles" and fall in love with her professor: powerful Co-Producer Kevin J. Anderson, Hollywood player and critical darling, thus accomplishing the ultimate purpose of nuDune: to make Kevin J. Anderson the central character.

twistedmentat · Post by **twistedmentat** » 22 Jul 2010 06:24

SandChigger wrote:Poor arny! Little guy sure seems to be hurtin' something fierce! He's shat out some more of his very special fanfic, mixing Dune & Pandora in a nice creamy fecal mess of pulpishly BAD writing:

http://forum.dunenovels.com/phpBB2/view ... 1667#71667" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Yum!

who the fuck is arnoldo and is he serious w/ that fanfiction? Wait i saw that guy on DN trying to defend the hack stack, an older post i think. He was trying to defend hack stack theories of GP, then when someone would negate his theory with actual contradicting FH text, he would change the subject to some other crack pot theory just to get burned again. Yet after several unsuccessful attempts he wouldn't admit defeat. I was most entertained. Is that guy on Jacurutu?

Post by **lotek** » 22 Jul 2010 06:29

it kind of fits the description of most looneys we get here

merkin muffley · Post by **merkin muffley** » 22 Jul 2010 07:18

Is that Perry Farrell on the cover of the Patrick Herbert "Cartea Brundurilur" thing?

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 22 Jul 2010 07:43

twistedmentat wrote:Is that guy on Jacurutu?

NOT anymore!

Edit:

merkin muffley wrote:In Film School of Dune, ...

It didn't really fit into any of the existing "Great School" categories, so I created a new one: Film Directors of Dune!

merkin muffley · Post by **merkin muffley** » 22 Jul 2010 08:01

SandChigger wrote:
It didn't really fit into any of the existing "Great School" categories, so I created a new one: Film Directors of Dune!

Nice

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 22 Jul 2010 14:28

merkin muffley wrote:Nice

One is glad to be of service.

Eyes High · Post by **Eyes High** » 22 Jul 2010 14:35

SandRider wrote:I don't think Spanky understands what Frank meant by "Great Schools" ...
...

Do they understand anything Frank meant?

DuneFishUK · Post by **DuneFishUK** » 22 Jul 2010 15:05

Eyes High wrote:
SandRider wrote:I don't think Spanky understands what Frank meant by "Great Schools" ...
...

Do they understand anything Frank meant?

Frank who?

...

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 22 Jul 2010 17:17

merkin muffley wrote:In Film School of Dune, Irulan will finally complete her senior thesis, "The Dune Chronicles" and fall in love with her professor: powerful Co-Producer Kevin J. Anderson, Hollywood player and critical darling, thus accomplishing the ultimate purpose of nuDune: to make Kevin J. Anderson the central character.

Kull wahad! It all makes sense now!

face is

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DuneFishUK · Post by **DuneFishUK** » 22 Jul 2010 18:04

The Throne of Dune (Rejected Manuscript) wrote:Irulan looked up, co-producer? she thought, "What exactly is my role?" she asked the slimy hollywood bastard.
The man grinned, "You get your name in the credits." His breath stank.
"You mean I get tell the story I wrote? Can I craft the script to reflect my.. vision?" she asked, eagerly. The pink and orange and purple and green and blue and yellow and turquoise and brown and [STOP THAT BRIAN - Kev] butterflies on her ornate hat twitching with excitement. This is what she had been waiting for, her name in lights. The whole imperium whispering her name with fevered breath.
The Hollywood scumbag shook his head, "Nope. It's purely contractual. You have no input and we won't consult you on anything."
"What the shit?" She blurted. Her books were masterpieces! Perfect cinematic visions! And the Special Priests always said nice things about them. I should be writing that script, she fumed...

merkin muffley · Post by **merkin muffley** » 22 Jul 2010 23:02

DuneFishUK wrote:
The Throne of Dune (Rejected Manuscript) wrote:The pink and orange and purple and green and blue and yellow and turquoise and brown and [STOP THAT BRIAN - Kev] butterflies

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 22 Jul 2010 23:54

that was much better than anything I've ever read of Spanky's ...

Post by **Freakzilla** » 23 Jul 2010 20:21

boardadmin wrote:God Emperor of Dune says that during Leto II's reign one of the Duncan Idaho gholas led the remnants of the Sardaukar in an unsuccessful revolt. After that, Leto II abolished them. Their replacements were the Fish Speakers.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 23 Jul 2010 20:32

Freakzilla wrote:
boardadmin wrote:God Emperor of Dune says that during Leto II's reign one of the Duncan Idaho gholas led the remnants of the Sardaukar in an unsuccessful revolt. After that, Leto II abolished them. Their replacements were the Fish Speakers.

Did he have a reference or exact quote for that?

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 23 Jul 2010 20:38

Oh for fuck's sake:

liebkraft wrote:sounds good and I'm defenitely gonna read them

wonder what they'll by doing after that, a novel about the Scattering would be cool..
Time will tell. I'd love to see something about the Scattering and what went on beyond the reaches of the Duniverse.

Beyond the reaches of the Duniverse?

WHAT. THE. FUCK?!

Duniverse = Dune UNIVERSE, you STUPID DUNE-DUMB ASSHAT FUCK. There's nothing beyond the universe. THE SCATTERING TOOK PLACE WITHIN THE DUNIVERSE.

He obviously meant beyond the OLD EMPIRE/IMPERIUM.

(And don't give me none of that multiverse shit. THAT's not what he meant and you know it.)

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 23 Jul 2010 20:43

Freakzilla wrote:
boardadmin wrote:God Emperor of Dune says that during Leto II's reign one of the Duncan Idaho gholas led the remnants of the Sardaukar in an unsuccessful revolt. After that, Leto II abolished them. Their replacements were the Fish Speakers.

wow. I just ... I just don't think so ...
the only occurrence of the word "sardaukar" :

One of the most terrible words in any language is Soldier. The synonyms parade
through our history: yogahnee, trooper, hussar, kareebo, cossack, deranzeef,
legionnaire, sardaukar, fish speaker... I know them all. They stand there in the
ranks of my memory to remind me: Always make sure you have the army with you.

-The Stolen Journals

I'll repost this in "shut up, byron", for the record ...

Robspierre · Post by **Robspierre** » 23 Jul 2010 20:47

Freakzilla wrote:
boardadmin wrote:God Emperor of Dune says that during Leto II's reign one of the Duncan Idaho gholas led the remnants of the Sardaukar in an unsuccessful revolt. After that, Leto II abolished them. Their replacements were the Fish Speakers.

What the FUCK????????????

Byron pass that shit this way cause it's really making you go beyond fucking delusional.

Rob

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 23 Jul 2010 20:50

Freak, where did he post the Sardaukar bullshit; I'm looking through all his recent posts and just finding bullshit after absolute bullshit:

boardadmin wrote:
SparrowsOfDune wrote:So how would one make an artificial world? Is it a lifeless rock that got terraformed?

Or do they mean a sunless, "out is down" rotating sphere, which is inhabited on the inside?
Collecting enough space debri into a sphere would probably do it. You'd have to get a lot of it, though, in order to for it to coalesce into something large enough to be considered a planet.

And then wait, what, a few hundred thousand to a million years or so for the damned thing to COOL DOWN enough to develop a solid surface?

And how long would it take to collect all that "space debri [sic]" (this guy's a writer?!)?

GODDAMNED. STUPID. SHITHEAD. STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM SCIENCE FICTION!

STAY AWAY FROM DUNE!

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 23 Jul 2010 20:56

goddammit, and today of all days, the IP ban is working Over There ...

so has Byron just finally lost his fucking mind today ?

please keep me updated, I'm so terribly invested in this saga;
I've been sure it's only a matter time until Merritt and/or Spanky
have a total Harwoodesque internet meltdown ...

Nekhrun · Post by **Nekhrun** » 23 Jul 2010 21:11

SandChigger wrote:Freak, where did he post the Sardaukar bullshit; I'm looking through all his recent posts and just finding bullshit after absolute bullshit:

Did you find this yet? I'd love to ask him about it.

Edit: found it where "someone" quoted him. He must've deleted his own post when he realized he pulled it out of his ass.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 23 Jul 2010 21:16

Sorry, forgot the link... http://forum.dunenovels.com/phpBB2/view ... 4628#64628" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Nekhrun · Post by **Nekhrun** » 23 Jul 2010 21:20

Freakzilla wrote:Sorry, forgot the link... http://forum.dunenovels.com/phpBB2/view ... 4628#64628" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

In the post right after that fedaykin1976 says that he just read that part. Am I missing something here?

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