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Baraka Bryan wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:greatefull

wow freak you really butchered that one
that's sloey-worthy!

That's what I get for doing drive-by posts at work. I'm gratefull to have a job, though.

How's that?

I don't think there's anything wrong with properly legalized prostitution. But like legalized drugs, I don't really want to have anything to do with it. I'd support legalization in order to unburden our law enforcement from wasted resources, but I wouldn't use either myself. Maybe if the police saved the wasted time and money used to fight prostitution and marijuana, they would be jailing corrupt public officials more often or they could find my vehicle when it's stolen. Now that would be improving society!

If they'd legalize prostitution they could concentrate all their current resources on cutting down on child prostitution and sex slavery, plus they could use the tax revinues from the brothels to fund an even bigger anti-child prostitute program. Who couldn't agree with that?

D'oh!

Freakzilla wrote: I know of one virgin and she'd better stay that way until she's 18 or out of my house.

I hate to tell you this Freak, but that ain't gonna happen. How old is she? Might've already happened.

Sole Man wrote:

Freakzilla wrote: I know of one virgin and she'd better stay that way until she's 18 or out of my house.

I hate to tell you this Freak, but that ain't gonna happen. How old is she? Might've already happened.

No, she just turned three.

I don't have any firearms in the house now but I WILL have a shotgun before she's of age.

I like your style Freak.

If need be, I can send my girl up there with a knife-strapon and pound into her...

Sole Man wrote: I like your style Freak.

If need be, I can send my girl up there with a knife-strapon and pound into her...

You're pushing it.

Sole Man wrote:...my girl up there with a knife-strapon ...

So that's how she got back at you huh?

Yeah...after heating in the fire for a while.

I'm sorry Freak...I'm just in a good mood today.

Sole Man wrote:If need be, I can send my girl up there with a knife-strapon and pound into her...

Way out of bounds.

Grow up or fuck off. Seriously.

Seconded.

Sole Man wrote:Yeah...after heating in the fire for a while.

I'm sorry Freak...I'm just in a good mood today.

I have a lot of patience but it is running out with you.

Just because you CAN say anything here that doesn't mean you SHOULD.

I've gotten several complaints about you already, consider this a warning.

Oh well, we all knew it would be trouble the moment Sloey reached puberty.

Wonderwhy she's in college at the age of 22 and hasn't managed to get laid yet? I don't get the fascination with virginity either. My first time with a woman was with my girlfriend who was a virgin as well and it wasn't all that great. My first time with a guy was much better, he really knew what he was doing.

Meh, this girl is probably trailer trash.

ChaniLuv wrote:Meh, this girl is probably trailer trash.

No no. As someone who has extensive knowledge of trailer trash,
I'll tell you this girl is extremely high-maintenance.

The salient point so far is not that some one has bid $3.4 million
for her virginity, it's that she thinks she's worth that.

SandRider wrote:

ChaniLuv wrote:Meh, this girl is probably trailer trash.

No no. As someone who has extensive knowledge of trailer trash,
I'll tell you this girl is extremely high-maintenance.

The salient point so far is not that some one has bid $3.4 million
for her virginity, it's that she thinks she's worth that.

It's not the girl who's being auctioned, it's her virginity. I think she probably knows that.

Hell, it'll take $3.4M to fix her skin complexion.

Ouch!

(And we were harsh to HIH I.C.?)

"Even to a guy like me, that's cold"

SandChigger wrote:Ouch!

(And we were harsh to HIH I.C.?)

If she were a member here I'd be nicer.

Well, there's members and then there's members.

I suppose I could be nice to her.


Nah. She's the one into role play.

GamePlayer wrote:"Even to a guy like me, that's cold"

Hey! I'm the one who's supposed to do the Joker quotes around here!

Or did I get kicked from that job?

Frankly, I hope this girl is prepared for this. I'd hate for some guy to pay a zillion dollars only to discover that the girl is not prepared for having penis-sized objects inside her, like the first time a virgin and I tried to have sex, succeeding only a week later. (of course, minus the having paid a zillion dollars for the benefit)

And any guy that has the slightest smarts will not want to hurt the girl in any way, because she'll be in a great position to bring down popular scorn on her.

Him? On him?

.... I dunno. Probably. Does she specify the gender for the deflowering?

(typo, oops)

Schu wrote:.... I dunno. Probably. Does she specify the gender for the deflowering?

Oooh, a little saph on the side, huh? (InnerGothGirl says, "Hot.")