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What is it we're supposed to see there?

The kid has been photoshopped into the picture.

Hell, my wife 'shops our family photos that no one else even sees!

She's anal, but not in that good way.

Freakzilla wrote:Hell, my wife 'shops our family photos that no one else even sees!

She's anal, but not in that good way.

Ron White strikes again !

"I got my wife breast implants for her birthday.
They're okay, kinda fun to play with.
I'm gonna give 'em to her .... sometime."

SandRider wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:Hell, my wife 'shops our family photos that no one else even sees!

She's anal, but not in that good way.

Ron White strikes again !

"I got my wife breast implants for her birthday.
They're okay, kinda fun to play with.
I'm gonna give 'em to her .... sometime."

I just saw his newest stand-up a couple weeks ago. Hilarious!

Pilgrams on the Hajj

Freakzilla wrote:Hell, my wife 'shops our family photos that no one else even sees!

She's anal, but not in that good way.

Okay, I know some of y'all should get at least a chuckle out of this one.

The sex initiation gland is too big.

That would depend on the female wouldn't it.

Eyes High wrote:
Okay, I know some of y'all should get at least a chuckle out of this one.

Omg, that's funny and terrible all at the same time.

Little know film fact regarding the female brain: women make excellent script supervisors in the film industry. The female brain can perform parallel cognitive processes better than the male brain and thus women excel in maintaining continuity on set.

so you're saying a broad would do better than Keith ?

I'll go for that.

SandRider wrote:so you're saying a broad would do better than Keith ?

I'll go for that.

How about Ursula K. Le Guin?

SandRider wrote:so you're saying a broad would do better than Keith ?

I'll go for that.

I don't know how many time I've told those boys, never call chicks broads.

what about "birds"?

lotek wrote:what about "birds"?

Isn't that a grown up chick?

Bints.

The all-purpose slam. I mean, slang.

SandChigger wrote:Bints.

The all-purpose slam. I mean, slang.

bint (bĭnt)
n. Chiefly British & Offensive
A woman or girl.

[Arabic, daughter; see bn in Semitic roots.]

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2009 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

Yeah, but what does it MEAN?

A woman or girl.

It's Fremen.

SandChigger wrote:A woman or girl.

Duh... but why is it offensive?

SandRider wrote:so you're saying a broad would do better than Keith ?

I'll go for that.

I think Ed Wood could do better than Keith

othaderak wrote:

SandRider wrote:so you're saying a broad would do better than Keith ?

I'll go for that.

How about Ursula K. Le Guin?

Well she's one of Keith's despised "critical darlings", so wouldn't she have to be better?

Freakzilla wrote:

SandChigger wrote:A woman or girl.

Duh... but why is it offensive?

I know my English friend often says "dippy bint", so perhaps "bint" has a negative connotation simply because of the word being so often associated with other insulting words? Maybe "bint" is the female version of "bloke", like how we North Americans say "fella".

Nekhrun wrote:

No... that can't be real.

Google Bot has been hanging around quite a lot recently...

(I caught Google UK at it a while back... )

And there's the Majestic-12 one as well from time to time, but we all know the Greys control that one.