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Unfront wrote:I'm glad to hear that there has been no mention of it. I was awoken in the middle of the night by the sudden recollection that Byron DeMerit said something to the effect of "...will be a movie that will make all Dune fans happy." [paraphrased]

It is one thing to think that he is referring to fans of the book, Dune, but there is something in the timbre of his typing that makes me think that when he says "ALL Dune fans happy", he is referring to the flock of prequlelites that he shepherds over there at the Dune bBS.
On the other hand, if he really means ALL Dune fans there can not be any prequel shit in it because not ALL Dune fans will like that. :idea:
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Yeah, but remember, people who don't like or who reject the new books aren't really Dune fans; they/we're talifans. We don't count anymore. :evil:
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Imma go ask Byron right now ....

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oh.

nevermind.

thread on "4-parter?" already started four days ago - no Merritt-sign, however ...
http://forum.dunenovels.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=3499" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

okay, then .... Imma just throw gas on the fire ....
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I like how Neogeek's avatar totally fucks the layout. :laughing:


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SandChigger wrote:I like how Neogeek's avatar totally fucks the layout. :laughing:

That guy is such an asshole. :obscene-buttsway:
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Shit, is 60-90 days up already or will Byron have to wait to post this too?

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I wonder if Morel is still directing the other three parts? :wink:

I wish I hadn't been banned or I'd ask Byron if this was "the storm" or if this was still part of the "calm before the storm" he's been talking about...

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too many good news at once there !
While the Ouija movie could be a traditional horror picture (think pretty young things haunted by strange occurences on a creepy sleepover), it's actually being developed as an action-adventure in the vein of "National Treasure."
wow
so instead of a shitty teen slash film it'll be a shitty Jumanji ?

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Morel is busy at the moment working on the much-chewed-over "Dune" reboot. And discussions are still preliminary -- other directors are in the mix too -- so no one is going to rush this film into production. But with reports that another Universal Hasbro movie, "Stretch Armstrong," could be pushed to 2013, it could make the studio's urgency for a big action movie -- the exact sort of picture that "Ouija" is being conceived as -- that much greater.
Wasn;t it Morel who said he saw Dune as an action movie ?

Maybe that's what Frank meant when talking about Duncan stretching thin, it was meant to be Stretch Duncan !
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Peter Berg said that Dune should be an action movie. Peter Berg is one of the worst directors out there.
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My dear orthodox friends, the Dune Movie lost his director, Morel, and now, the HPL dream is running away...
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merkin muffley wrote:Peter Berg said that Dune should be an action movie. Peter Berg is one of the worst directors out there.

aw yeah I forgot(obviously)
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EXCELLENT news! :dance:

Hey, Kevin, you still putting "movie producer" on the ol' résumé? LOL! :lol:
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Lisan Al-Gaib wrote:My dear orthodox friends, the Dune Movie lost his director, Morel, and now, the HPL dream is running away...
http://www.deadline.com/2010/11/sands-o ... daptation/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
and, in the comments .... Oh. My. GAWD.
I remember sitting in a movie theater in Monterrey, Mexico watching Dune sometime in 1980’s and being blown away. Having never read Dune before, the movie was difficult to follow at times. For those brand new to the “duniverse” who are planning on seeing the new Dune movie if and when it’s made a good recommendation would be to read the three dune prequels (House Atreides, House Harkonnen and House Corrino) before watching the movie. After watching the movie then definitely begin reading the original Dune books in chronological order.
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and, in "reply to this post" :
I, the SandRider wrote: in the interest of fairness and full disclosure,
it should be noted that "arnoldo" is a paid troll
for the Living Herbert Parasites, the "rights holders"
mentioned above ... which is the actual sad and disgusting
part of this story - that Brian Herbert has any say
whatsoever ; Brian Herbert cannot tie his own shoes.

by my calculations, the above post earned arnoldo (5)
five Kevin J. Anderson Special Forces merit tokens,
to be used towards the purchase of Spanky McDune merch
in the Anderzone Shop ... however, by not naming Kevin
J. Anderson as the author of the three McDune titles
(with the Other Guy, Frank's nephew or whatever) plugged
above, this will result in (7) seven demerits ... so
arnie is still quite short of holding that Rebecca Moesta
Signature Loofah in his hot, greedy hands ....
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Comment already deleted.

I guess your attack "bored" him. ;)
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I'll try!

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Um... that's hardly an "established fact", now is it? ;)
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so what? let'em sue for libel ...
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Doesn't have to be "established." Just has to be true.
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Right. And so far as I know there's no evidence that he is "paid" or "receives merchandise".

I mean, Maker knows I'm at the front of the line of people wondering WHAT the fuck the little shithead gets out of what he does, and I've called him a shill over on FED2k, but there's no evidence that he belongs to KJASF or has ever had any contact with anyone besides Byron via the DN board. (If you apply the Pestie Piggybumkiss definition of shilling, where peer recognition and approval count as intangible profit/payment, then the toleration and ego-stroking he gets over there from Byron certainly qualifies.)

I guess I'm just thinking that he pulls enough REAL shit and asshattery that we don't need to be presenting speculation as fact on other sites. That can't improve our credibility in the long run.


Edit: Backtrack a bit: did he post something somewhere about receiving an ARC of one of the books?
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They deleted my comment that only said something about arnoldo bringing his garbage to that site now too.
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Pierre Morell out? Sweet. Here's to hope: Big Fail! Big Fail! :happy-cheerleadersmileygirl: :happy-cheerleadersmileyguy: Massive Fail! :happy-cheerleadersmileygirl: :happy-cheerleadersmileyguy: Come on Epic Fail!!! :happy-wavemulticolor:
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