Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

Someone need to photoshop KJA and Rebecca's head onto a still from "Throw Momma From the Train" with KJA as Owen and Becca as Momma. I can't help but think of that movie when I read these disgusting Twitter posts.

Freakzilla wrote:The guy in that picture gives me the creeps for some reason.

more than the creeps.

makes me unreasonably angry.

like Simon's old rat-face avatar.

ugh. wanna slap him ...

TheKJA
Rock CD tracks off to mastering, CD booklet to print...releases in June w/novel EDGE OF THE WORLD. Now, can put "record producer" on resume
about 4 hours ago from web

"Now, can put 'record producer' on resume" ... could there be any clearer statement of what this jerk is really all about?

Record producer.
Nebula anthology editor.
Guiness world record holder for "Largest Single-Author Scientology Book Signing".
Multiple award-nominated best-selling hiker.
Husband of "Silky Smooth in Cast Condom Ribbed For Your Pleasure"

Love it.

Wow.

Just caught up on my Jacurutu reading, and saw the Becca "bath nookie" post. And I can't believe KJA actually put "updating his resume" in his latest tweet.

Holy shit, but these people need to understand the the Internet is public, and is forever. My teenage son has more internet discretion than these clowns.

HBJ

SandChigger wrote:

TheKJA
Rock CD tracks off to mastering, CD booklet to print...releases in June w/novel EDGE OF THE WORLD. Now, can put "record producer" on resume
about 4 hours ago from web

"Now, can put 'record producer' on resume" ... could there be any clearer statement of what this jerk is really all about?

I'm fairly sure he's being facetious about that, but I wouldn't put it past him if he wasn't.


I really don't know why they're bragging about this. Do they have to prove to their fapping legions of fans that KJA can spurt literature-sterile jizz on each other as well as the Dune legacy?

I think he's pretending to be facetious about it.

"Hey, now I can call myself a record producer, yuk yuk"

(Checks to see if anyone's watching. Opens resume.doc in MSWord. Adds "record producer")

HBJ

OH NO! Feints within feints within feints?!

If it were anyone other than KJA, I'd say that was just sarcasm. But since it is KJA, his capacity for self-delusion and self-promotion knows no bounds.

TheKJA
Frowning after BSG finale. I think I'll write my own chapters in a story that makes sense. Or maybe make a main char. vanish into thin air
about 10 hours ago from web

Ah ... he's going to pull another Normacle Vanish. How original that is. Again.

And it makes SO much more sense.

Maybe there's a transporter room involved somehow.

Perhaps if KJA attempted to write anything as challenging, sophisticated and provocative as BSG, he'd realize actual quality writing isn't pumping out words faster than the other guy.

I swear, if KJA ever figured out how much his opinions paint himself as an inadequate ass, he'd probably realize why someone like Ron Moore has a successful show and he doesn't.

If you didn't hate him before .....

I'm so pissed off right now
Fucking dipshit wouldnt understand a washing machine instruction manual.

I haven't watched the BSG finale yet, but regardless of the ending the show was more entertaining and thought-provoking than anything I've seen him contribute to Dune or his "music career."

SandChigger wrote:Husband of "Silky Smooth in Cast Condom Ribbed For Your Pleasure"

The ribbing is for her pleasure.

On a normal condom, yes.

This is a special "cast-condom" for mature, loving couples....

I'mTheKJA'sMainSqueeze
Asked TheKJA to rub oil on my shoulders; he flopped half out of jacuzzi reaching for it. Saw ole brown eye winking right at me and couldn't help self, poked it with cast-condomed big toe. So soft and giving ... was sunk in up to knee before knew it. He just lay there on the deck, quivering and moaning. Reminded me of honeymoon....
about 4 days ago from web

SandRider wrote:If you didn't hate him before .....

No kidding.

Kevin J. Anderson, ladies and gentlemen! A "writer" of scenes, a man with zero understanding of plot, character development, theme, pace, subtext, or any of the other factors that often appear in real fiction.

And he's going to mock the writers of BSG? Any one of whom could out-write him on their worst day using a chisel on a rock?

He's just unspeakable.

Seraphan wrote:I'm so pissed off right now
Fucking dipshit wouldnt understand a washing machine instruction manual.

Dude, it's because those have more plot and more character development than he's used too.

Funny I thought about writting my own endings into the BSG finale. Of course, I don't have the ego to think mine would be better. I just want to know what Cottle does to curb his smoking habit, and if he and Ejay hook up.

Am I the only one that see's Baltar in his old age sitting on a shack with a shotgun and a hound dawg yellin at the Hybrid kids running around to "Git off mah yard!'

And of course, Gaeta is Number 7.

I Bet KJA would have the colony survive, drop into the black hole but narrowly miss when Cavil-with-no-head pilots it into the future. He amazingly arrives in the orbit of Jupiter and starts pumping out ultra young versions of him self and Boomer who have sex and attack humans. He makes contact with the Machine Empire, who albeit started with 1 basestar have already conquered the entire galactic Rim, but not the middle...

I gotta stop channeling him...

Who the fuck is he that he would dare question another writer's vision? What a nacnud.

SandChigger wrote:

I'mTheKJA'sMainSqueeze
Asked TheKJA to rub oil on my shoulders; he flopped half out of jacuzzi reaching for it. Saw ole brown eye winking right at me and couldn't help self, poked it with cast-condomed big toe. So soft and giving ... was sunk in up to knee before knew it. He just lay there on the deck, quivering and moaning. Reminded me of honeymoon....
about 4 days ago from web

LOL Oh, I needed that one

TheDukester wrote:And he's going to mock the writers of BSG? Any one of whom could out-write him on their worst day using a chisel on a rock?

Hahahaha! I'm jealous of this insult Well said Dukester

GamePlayer wrote:LOL Oh, I needed that one

Well, Teg deserves a lot of credit on that one. We talked on the phone the other night and that was one of the things that came out of it. (I think we both coughed up chunks of lung tissue, from laughing so hard.)

It's a synergetic kinda thang....

Gawd ... NOW I know how Kevin and Bobo feel!

Boomer who have sex

That's the only good part...only replace that with either multiple copies of myself, or just more multiple copies of Boomer.

Oh shit. Now he's suddenly socially conscious. ("HOLY FUCK! YOU MEAN ... I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD?!")

Or is he?

TheKJA
Abstinence-only education: It's like saying we can get rid of all cops if we just teach people not to break any laws.
about 17 hours ago from web

TheKJA
re Abstinence-only education: why not solve the obesity epidemic by just telling people not to eat junk food, no matter how good it tastes?
about 15 hours ago from web

Hey, yeah, why not?! That's a great idea! I'm sure that'll work! After all, look what it's done for your fat ass.

Philistine ... heal thyself!

There again, though, is that utter depth of thought we've come to expect from this hack!

TheKJA
Great hike in the Denver foothills, 4 more chaps in Terra Incognita #2. Felt like a "last meal" though...big snow coming in tomorrow.
about 4 hours ago from web

Kevin Jesus Christ Superstar Anderson's Last Supper?

SandChigger wrote: TheKJA
re Abstinence-only education: why not solve the obesity epidemic by just telling people not to eat junk food, no matter how good it tastes?
about 15 hours ago from web

Looking at his wife, the irony is biblical.