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Thing!!!!






Ready for your birthday spanking?


Many blessings to you my dear friend.

Spice beer on me.

Happy Birthday Thing!

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Man, I thought you came down with the Mothership, Happy Birthday dude.

inhuien wrote:Man, I thought you came down with the Mothership, Happy Birthday dude.

yeah! He's just a young Thang isn't he? (insert groans)

Sandrider is a Senior Citizen...

Happy birthday, SandRider. Always the most insightful contributor.

Happy Birthday, ya old goat, may all your wishes come true... Well most of them

btw, 65 in the male retirement age in the UK, your bus pass is in the post.

HBD Rider (and Thing!)

fuck me, I sure thought I'd edited the profile-thing last year so's not
to show up on the birthday list ...


but yeah, about a month ago I got a big packet of crap from the US Federal Social
Security Administration detailing in depth how they were going to fuck me out of out
all the money I'd been forced to give them over the years ... along with convoluted &
confusing instructions on how to pay the Federal Taxes on my Social Security "benefits" ...
(which, fuck me, I thought was a Federal Tax to begin with ....)

anyway, Thank the Baby Jesus for my AFL-CIO Pinko-Commie Pension, my savvy investments
in the early 80's (I put all my cash into solid gold South African Niggerands, before that asshole
Mandela got out of prison) and the fact that I plan to leave nothing whatsoever of my "estate"
to my worthless & ungrateful children ...

We love ya.

(I didn't know they taxed SS benefits, that's fucked up.)

Happy Birthday Papa Bear.

Here's your cookies.

Leonard Nimoy is 81.

Happy Birthday MM. Hope it's a blessed one. Have a spiced beer.

Muffley had a birthday day, golly that makes him, what, 3.

Happy birthday AToE !
I have no idea what this is about and why Schwarzie is doing the voice over.


SandRider, you were right about Mandela all along, people will know ultimately.
Not sure whether to congratulate you or not really, but if you really want to piss off your offspring and want to do that in style, why not donate all your gold to a bastard French bloke ? Just a thought.

EDIT TO ADD

dang it I forgot Merkin !

Happy furry birthday !

Gold will be worthless after the apocalypse, invest in bottled water and toilet paper.

and rice and antibiotics.

seeds, bandages...

... and porno magazines. They'll be of unimaginable value after all the women die off.

gurensan wrote:... and porno magazines. They'll be of unimaginable value after all the women die off.

...and lotion.

and no three boobed mutants ?
The Apocalypse sucks.

Happy Birthday D

How old now, 206?

Thanks y'all!
206 is close...