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Its Chirstmas..time to break out with the jokes.

Posted: 25 Dec 2008 22:30
by Sole Man
Alright, Alright, I won't say any. (I'll probably get banned for the title though)

Anyway, Merry Huankah everybody!

(I'm going to have to re-plot my revenge...)

EDIT: Thread title edited. Sorry I did not get to it until now. Omph.

Posted: 25 Dec 2008 23:03
by SandChigger
What the fuck is your problem?

Edit:

Ah, maybe this explains it?
someone on DN wrote:I didn't mean to insult [a certain group], I just wanted to treat everyone equally, becuase all opinnons are equal, even if they are a little biased.

Equal.

Eqaulity.

Such as just because one post is in favor of something someone's against, it should still be treated Equally.
I suppose you see yourself as some brave fighter for freedom of speech now? Don't kid yourself. :roll:

Posted: 25 Dec 2008 23:55
by TheDukester
He's just testing this:
Omphalos wrote:Ive deleted some genocide bullshit from Sloey here again. Sloey. Last fucking chance. I personally asked you to come over here, but if I see one more goddam Hitler/genocide/Jew post from you again, Im banning you.
What's amazing is that I'm seeing this "test how far I can go" thing at home, too. My son is doing it. Well, there is one difference:

He's TWO years old.

Posted: 26 Dec 2008 00:52
by Schu
My opinion is that the moon is made of cheese. Fuck you all if you think my opinion is less valid than others!

Hot and Holy Swiss?

Posted: 26 Dec 2008 05:33
by SandChigger
Let us meet then tomorrow at noon on the Mare Inebrium to test the validity of your belief.

You bring the bread or crackers and I'll bring my fondue pot. :twisted:

Posted: 26 Dec 2008 06:38
by Tleszer
Schu wrote:My opinion is that the moon is made of cheese. Fuck you all if you think my opinion is less valid than others!
The great inventor Wallace and his dog Gromit would agree wholeheartedly with you.

Now, where did I put those trousers?

Posted: 26 Dec 2008 10:04
by DuneFishUK
I think genocide is probably actually funnier than the shit "jokes" they put in the crackers this year - they were all so horrific they were almost... German :o

Posted: 26 Dec 2008 12:09
by SandChigger
I'm sorry, but how is that germane?

:wink:

on Chigger's stupidty.

Posted: 27 Dec 2008 15:53
by Sole Man
SandChigger wrote:What the fuck is your problem?

Edit:

Ah, maybe this explains it?
someone on DN wrote:I didn't mean to insult [a certain group], I just wanted to treat everyone equally, becuase all opinnons are equal, even if they are a little biased.

Equal.

Eqaulity.

Such as just because one post is in favor of something someone's against, it should still be treated Equally.
I suppose you see yourself as some brave fighter for freedom of speech now? Don't kid yourself. :roll:
... What?

I don't...I...I think it has something to do with the Jawapanese...

Over there I'm trying to keep my account, and not get banned before I drop the bomb. over here I'm just telling jokes that aren't really that funny but amuse becuase I think thier hillarious.

What's your problem?

(I probably shouldn't have typed that...)

Posted: 27 Dec 2008 16:59
by DuneFishUK
SandChigger wrote:I'm sorry, but how is that germane?

:wink:
Sloey's thread title germinated a seed of malcontent with in me....



(worth the wait eh? :wink: :P )

Posted: 27 Dec 2008 19:47
by SandChigger
DuneFishUK wrote:Sloey's thread title germinated a seed of malcontent with in me....
Yeah, malcontent, irritation, that's about the sum of it anymore. (Yawn)

Posted: 31 Dec 2008 03:40
by orald
Jesus was himself a Jew.

So the joke's on you. :lol:


BTW, it's amazing how many fail to notice this simple fact, you know, like Europe. :wink:

Posted: 31 Dec 2008 04:03
by SandChigger
Yes, yes :roll: You claim him when you want to score Jew Points but reject him otherwise, yadda yadda YAWN.

But you forget that when Paul make him a bona fide mystery religion SON OF A GOD, that trumped all the old Jewy stuff and but good.

Try again. :roll:

Jews: 0
Xians: 0
Jewish Saints: 1
:P

Posted: 31 Dec 2008 04:58
by orald
You wrong me, Ser Chig, I don't claim him in any way, I just point out how absurd the antisemitism is from the xian PoV, especially the ones that go all "modern" with this genetics stuff poor ol' Adolf pushed in front of it all, and not settle for just religeous differences like the rest.
If they want to go all antisemitic they should at least go all anti-xian as well.

No x-mas for you, sloey! :P

Oh, and Paul was Jewish too, the SoB. :)

Posted: 31 Dec 2008 06:06
by SandChigger
Yep. S/Paul's Xians were just a bunch of whiny goyim who couldn't handle the dietary laws and snip-snip.

Wimps. :roll:

They weren't the most polished or brightest apples in the barrel, either ... something which has not changed in the intervening millennia. For example, basic Xian math: 1+1+1=1. :lol:

Xians: 0
Jews: 1
Jewish Saints: 2
:P

(Don't bother trying to make sense of the scoring. :lol: )

Posted: 31 Dec 2008 08:42
by SandRider
I gotta nephew who'll talk your ear off 'bout how Jesus wasn't a Jew -
he was the son of a Roman Officer and a Syrian slave girl.
"Christian Identity" bullshit. Yeah, I hate him, too.
He can't really help it tho, his dad's an idiot.

Posted: 31 Dec 2008 08:56
by DuneFishUK
I heard that only Jews can get into heaven.

Posted: 31 Dec 2008 09:30
by Freakzilla
DuneFishUK wrote:I heard that only Jews can get into heaven.
No, only Muslims. The other book people have to live in the suburbs.

Posted: 31 Dec 2008 11:08
by Tleszer
However, the suburbs are at least one step above Hell. I think so at least.

Posted: 31 Dec 2008 11:22
by SandChigger
I didn't think Jews believed in Heaven.

Well...Jewish Saints don't. I know that much for sure. ;)

Posted: 31 Dec 2008 11:48
by Freakzilla
SandChigger wrote:I didn't think Jews believed in Heaven.

Well...Jewish Saints don't. I know that much for sure. ;)
It's like I tell my kids: If you believe in Santa, he will bring you presents.

Posted: 31 Dec 2008 11:53
by SandChigger
So ... if I believe in Jews who believe in Heaven, it will give me greater presence? :?

Posted: 31 Dec 2008 12:12
by Freakzilla
SandChigger wrote:So ... if I believe in Jews who believe in Heaven, it will give me greater presence? :?
The real question is, do they believe in you? If not, you may not even exist!

:shock:

Posted: 31 Dec 2008 12:16
by SandChigger
I'm just a fig mint of your imagination. :D

Posted: 31 Dec 2008 14:43
by GamePlayer
Let them have it. All the interesting people are in hell :)