On-Line Dating
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- SandRider
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On-Line Dating
I was wondering if any of you young'uns have ever used
any of the online dating things, and if you had any tips for
me. I set up a profile on this site, check it out and give me
some feedback.
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/
any of the online dating things, and if you had any tips for
me. I set up a profile on this site, check it out and give me
some feedback.
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/
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Re: On-Line Dating
SandRider wrote:I was wondering if any of you young'uns have ever used
any of the online dating things, and if you had any tips for
me. I set up a profile on this site, check it out and give me
some feedback.
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/
Rob
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I love women. I love beer. I love pretzels. I love songs to drink beer to, sing about women in and eat pretzels to. You want me?Armin wrote:Ich liebe frau. Ich liebe bier. Ich liebe brezeln. Ich liebe, liede beim trinken des bieres zu singen den frauen und essen der brezeln. Sie mögen mich?
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Online dating is great, when I was single I used to get more ass than a toilet seat.
The basic rule is, when you meet, do it in a crowded, public place.
If they only show you pictures of their face, they're fat.
If the picture looks twenty years old, they're fat.
If you're willing to be flexible with your standards it's a lot of fun.
The basic rule is, when you meet, do it in a crowded, public place.
If they only show you pictures of their face, they're fat.
If the picture looks twenty years old, they're fat.
If you're willing to be flexible with your standards it's a lot of fun.
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Heh, that page was ridiculous...
I just got out of a three-month internet-founded relationship. It was alright while it lasted (she likes her sex) but I ended up dumping her, mainly because I never even felt a big attraction in the first place. I don't think I'll do the internet dating thing again, but like Freak says, at least you can get your dick wet.
I just got out of a three-month internet-founded relationship. It was alright while it lasted (she likes her sex) but I ended up dumping her, mainly because I never even felt a big attraction in the first place. I don't think I'll do the internet dating thing again, but like Freak says, at least you can get your dick wet.
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Not only that, it's convenient! You can get to know someone a little before you meet so it's like skipping a few dates.Drunken Idaho wrote:Heh, that page was ridiculous...
I just got out of a three-month internet-founded relationship. It was alright while it lasted (she likes her sex) but I ended up dumping her, mainly because I never even felt a big attraction in the first place. I don't think I'll do the internet dating thing again, but like Freak says, at least you can get your dick wet.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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Absolutely correct. We had only just hung out a couple times at first, but on the first actual night out, I got a lot of action. (Not all the way, but much more than I expected.)Freakzilla wrote:Not only that, it's convenient! You can get to know someone a little before you meet so it's like skipping a few dates.Drunken Idaho wrote:Heh, that page was ridiculous...
I just got out of a three-month internet-founded relationship. It was alright while it lasted (she likes her sex) but I ended up dumping her, mainly because I never even felt a big attraction in the first place. I don't think I'll do the internet dating thing again, but like Freak says, at least you can get your dick wet.
"The Idahos were never ordinary people."
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on online datin'
Sandrider, Yous not goin' to be gettin' anyting, yuo hears me?!
You too Old! You be being too old, Snawg!
You too Old! You be being too old, Snawg!
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I once had someone proposition me that found me on a dating site. She had previously told me about how she'd had sex with some guy and not gone for the condom because he was allergic, and not bothered with a morning after pill, and figured she'd just get an abortion if it all went pear-shaped.
So yeah. I do love sex, but not enough to touch her with a 30 foot disinfected pole. It's a good thing we met online, I know enough crazy people already (and most of them would probably have betteranti-STD practices).
But yes, internet girls can be rather fun.
So yeah. I do love sex, but not enough to touch her with a 30 foot disinfected pole. It's a good thing we met online, I know enough crazy people already (and most of them would probably have betteranti-STD practices).
But yes, internet girls can be rather fun.
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Not into it, but been married for 21 years... thats changing, and new one met at previous job so pretty much old school.
SandRider just go to the grocery store find one ya like crash your cart into hers and show her your sandworm, your be fine, just remember to bring lemons.
Trang
SandRider just go to the grocery store find one ya like crash your cart into hers and show her your sandworm, your be fine, just remember to bring lemons.
Trang
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on the dating world
Visually they were brilliant, no arguement. It was this little intervening thing that got mixed in. What's it called? Plot, that what it is.
Getting back on topic, I think Lunatic Asylum speed dating is the best way to find somebody.
Getting back on topic, I think Lunatic Asylum speed dating is the best way to find somebody.
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I met my ex on a dating site.
BTW, the same site is now in the spotlight after some men supposedly sexually exploited a 13 y-o boy they met there, but if you read between the lines, he looks older, was given gifts and money for it and didn't really seem to care all that much, having fun for 2 years before it was discovered and he "confessed" about all the bad things they "made" him do.
Yep.
They showed some of his pics from the site on the news(face blurred, of course). His body language says "come n' fuck me" all over the place, the lil' slut.
BTW, the same site is now in the spotlight after some men supposedly sexually exploited a 13 y-o boy they met there, but if you read between the lines, he looks older, was given gifts and money for it and didn't really seem to care all that much, having fun for 2 years before it was discovered and he "confessed" about all the bad things they "made" him do.
Yep.
They showed some of his pics from the site on the news(face blurred, of course). His body language says "come n' fuck me" all over the place, the lil' slut.
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I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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How come I can never fidn these people?orald wrote:I met my ex on a dating site.
BTW, the same site is now in the spotlight after some men supposedly sexually exploited a 13 y-o boy they met there, but if you read between the lines, he looks older, was given gifts and money for it and didn't really seem to care all that much, having fun for 2 years before it was discovered and he "confessed" about all the bad things they "made" him do.
Yep.
They showed some of his pics from the site on the news(face blurred, of course). His body language says "come n' fuck me" all over the place, the lil' slut.
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Re: On Child abuse
Ummm... read that post again, more slowly, and see if those people are really your type...Sole Man wrote:How come I can never fidn these people?orald wrote:I met my ex on a dating site.
BTW, the same site is now in the spotlight after some men supposedly sexually exploited a 13 y-o boy they met there, but if you read between the lines, he looks older, was given gifts and money for it and didn't really seem to care all that much, having fun for 2 years before it was discovered and he "confessed" about all the bad things they "made" him do.
Yep.
They showed some of his pics from the site on the news(face blurred, of course). His body language says "come n' fuck me" all over the place, the lil' slut.