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Stop that goat!

Posted: 28 Jan 2009 12:40
by GamePlayer
Some one's been very baaaaaad :P

Nigerian police detain goat over armed robbery
Nigerian police detain goat over armed robbery
Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:52pm GMT

LAGOS (Reuters) - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

Posted: 28 Jan 2009 12:58
by Seraphan
I know this is a cliche of sorts but, WTF?! :shock:

Posted: 28 Jan 2009 12:59
by Freakzilla
I can't decide if this is a story about a superhuman criminal or incredible stupid victems/police.

Posted: 28 Jan 2009 13:07
by SandChigger
People under the influence of superstition and religion?

It's about incredible stupidity.


Oops, sorry! Did I step on anyone's sensitive PC toes? Cultural relativity?

Fucking nonsense. :roll:

Posted: 28 Jan 2009 13:48
by Seraphan
"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.
I'm sorry but this is just too much :lol:

Posted: 28 Jan 2009 15:14
by Mandy
lol.. I thought I'd lost my mind for a second. I knew I'd posted this already.

Posted: 28 Jan 2009 15:21
by GamePlayer
Whoops! Sorry about that one :)

Posted: 28 Jan 2009 15:28
by Mandy
lol.. I thought my avatar was changed, I blamed the magic goat.

Posted: 28 Jan 2009 15:32
by Freakzilla
Mandy wrote:lol.. I thought my avatar was changed, I blamed the magic goat.
Gives new meaning to "scapegoat", huh? :lol:

ON Mandy

Posted: 28 Jan 2009 16:40
by Sole Man
Why does Mandy always make the posts about the weird animal stories?

Hey! Sandrider! You find her on any of the farm-porn sites you go to?

Re: ON Mandy

Posted: 28 Jan 2009 20:13
by Mandy
Sole Man wrote:Why does Mandy always make the posts about the weird animal stories?

Hey! Sandrider! You find her on any of the farm-porn sites you go to?
shhhh.. that's a secret.

Posted: 28 Jan 2009 20:43
by SandRider
note that foreign guy who claims to be an election observer
and hates his child ...

this is why no-one gives a fuck about Rhodesia ....

Posted: 28 Jan 2009 22:44
by SandChigger
(Zimbabwe. :P )

Posted: 28 Jan 2009 23:58
by SandRider
Now I'm confused. Got two don't give a fuck about Africa threads
and two of these goat things. And a racoon-rape story. I'm getting sleepy.

Posted: 29 Jan 2009 01:16
by SandChigger
SandRider wrote:I'm getting sleepy.
Good night, then.

And dreams of magical Jewish saints manifesting as floating opaque black ellipsoids keep thee sound...

Image

Posted: 29 Jan 2009 16:15
by SandChigger
Hmmm ... interesting.

I was just going to teach someone the word Scheißkopf, which is German for "shit head" ... but I guess it's not necessary now....

Posted: 29 Jan 2009 16:17
by Serkanner
"Strontkop" is perhaps a nice alternative?

Posted: 29 Jan 2009 16:23
by SandChigger
Dutch, eh? ;)

The -kop is obviously cognate with Kopf (head). What's the stront mean?