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Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!
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Re: Jessica of Dune inconsistencies!
So far he's been born on Caladan, Kaitain and Arrakis. How many times can a man be born?Ampoliros wrote:Note: Clarification, I'm Eightyeight, i had some log on probs with Ampoliros
CL I said, NEW Birthworld. Irulan got it wrong in her first book, quickly covered her mistake in her second book, but now, with her super ultra factoid research she's finally gotten it right. At least for this book...(Wikipedia survived till Dune Days? who woulda known!)chanilover wrote:
Wrong. Everyone knows Paul was born on Kaitain and his real mother was really that Titan/Cymek woman who was one of the chief bad guys in the Legends books when her frozen body was found in a giant iceberg next to some hidden spice and her eggs were fertilised with the semen of Baron Harkonnen which Gaius Helen Mohiam had kept in her mouth for over a year using a special Bene Gesserit trick. Please, pay attention.
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No, I haven't. So the Fenrings have a kid. Wasn't he a genetic eunuch? how does that work?SandChigger wrote:The little Fenring fuck.
Ah, that's right, you haven't read PoD, right?
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On noballs
The magical all-knowing brain of KJA (Who created the Duniverse, and can therefore change whatever the Hell he wants) came in, raped the saga a few times, and gave Fenrig the power, to do things that no gay man has done before!chanilover wrote:No, I haven't. So the Fenrings have a kid. Wasn't he a genetic eunuch? how does that work?SandChigger wrote:The little Fenring fuck.
Ah, that's right, you haven't read PoD, right?
(Or she was kanootleding with another man...)
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It's Feyd's kid.chanilover wrote:No, I haven't. So the Fenrings have a kid. Wasn't he a genetic eunuch? how does that work?SandChigger wrote:The little Fenring fuck.
Ah, that's right, you haven't read PoD, right?
I was hoping to find out in Paul of Dune that Paul realized the error of his ways and converted to Christianity. Maybe we'll see it in this new book.
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Re: On noballs
Wow ... how many more ways can one comment be so wrong?Sole Man wrote:The magical all-knowing brain of KJA (Who created the Duniverse, and can therefore change whatever the Hell he wants) came in, raped the saga a few times, and gave Fenrig the power, to do things that no gay man has done before!chanilover wrote:No, I haven't. So the Fenrings have a kid. Wasn't he a genetic eunuch? how does that work?SandChigger wrote:The little Fenring fuck.
Ah, that's right, you haven't read PoD, right?
(Or she was kanootleding with another man...)
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you do mean scientology right? btw, why does my spell check insist that I capitalize scientology, thats creepy.Nekhrun wrote:It's Feyd's kid.chanilover wrote:No, I haven't. So the Fenrings have a kid. Wasn't he a genetic eunuch? how does that work?SandChigger wrote:The little Fenring fuck.
Ah, that's right, you haven't read PoD, right?
I was hoping to find out in Paul of Dune that Paul realized the error of his ways and converted to Christianity. Maybe we'll see it in this new book.
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Breaking news: Something is in the air. Smells like they're playing a trump card.boardadmin over there wrote:Hi all. FYI, there's a scheduled change in the titles of the upcoming new DUNE releases (as you can see from the change in this forum's title). Jessica of Dune is being changed to JESSICA TO THE WINDS OF DUNE. And Irulan of Dune will be changed to IRULAN TO THE THRONE OF DUNE.
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Its gotta be some reference to the time lines of the stories. Whatever "winds" refers to; probably the "holy tsunami, Batman!" that "The Muab'dib" brought to the other planets.Baraka Bryan wrote:wtf are those even supposed to meanboardadmin over there wrote:Hi all. FYI, there's a scheduled change in the titles of the upcoming new DUNE releases (as you can see from the change in this forum's title). Jessica of Dune is being changed to JESSICA TO THE WINDS OF DUNE. And Irulan of Dune will be changed to IRULAN TO THE THRONE OF DUNE.
How fucking confusing is this?
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Same here; I thought you guys were joking.Mandy wrote:I had to visit dumbnovels just to make sure this wasn't a joke.
And here I thought this book couldn't be any more doomed ... but, no, they go ahead and give it the stupidest title ever. Fucking geniuses, every one of them.
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Edit: Christsakes, it was a fucking typo ...
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I'm sorry, i was going to say something against them but i'm too busy laughing the shit out of meboardadmin over there wrote:Hi all. FYI, there's a scheduled change in the titles of the upcoming new DUNE releases (as you can see from the change in this forum's title). Jessica of Dune is being changed to JESSICA TO THE WINDS OF DUNE. And Irulan of Dune will be changed to IRULAN TO THE THRONE OF DUNE.
Oh my 'effin god! I think i'm gonna die, they are just too fucking ridiculous! LOL x2
Edit: "Irulan to the throne of Dune"! Yeah, wich she never got to , they're so fucking clueless.
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Hello, SAM! Welcome to the boards!TheDukester wrote:Sam here; I thought you guys were joking.
Leave it to "Gawd, I must be more tired that I thought" DUMBFUCK Byron to flub a simple message. When you want the straight shit, go to the asshole:
Sheesh.KJA on his MySpace blog wrote:NEW DUNE TITLE
After brainstorming together, Brian and I have decided to change the title of JESSICA OF DUNE to THE WINDS OF DUNE. We think it better conveys the large scope of the story, the epic feel of the novel, rather than implying it's just a small story about one person. Jessica is still the prominent character, but she isn't the only character and the story covers a lot of ground. The novel will be released August 4.
Along similar lines, and for similar reasons, we are also going to change the next Dune book from IRULAN to THE THRONE OF DUNE. But don't look for that one until 2011.
This makes no sense at all, and therefore is typical of these idiots.
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Sam's with you!
Edit: Oh, come on, Dukester. How often do I get a chance to rib you?
Edit: Oh, come on, Dukester. How often do I get a chance to rib you?
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Hey maybe we can combine a drinking contest and a naming contest!
Dumbest Fuck Title of Dune.
Sex On the Beach of Dune.
Mescal Worm-God of Dune.
(anyone know who J.D. Robb is?) Of Dune in Death.
Winds of Dune? Seriously? how much do we hear about the f'n wind in Dune. See Storms of Dune Kev. NO PRECIPITATION!
Seriously, what the fuck. What's it like being like that? No I get it, winds, sweeping clean the slate for you to shit on. I swear Kevin is like the Lex Luthor of Sandboxes. Those hard sandy parts that stick together are turds Kev.
anyone seen the movie Idiocracy?
Oh! Can I take a guess? here's 50$ that 'Throne of Dune' is covered in either Muadru runes or it literally compiles the collected thoughts of Muad'dib on the crapper.
end rant. you know, since i can't do that at Kindergarterkeen'
Dumbest Fuck Title of Dune.
Sex On the Beach of Dune.
Mescal Worm-God of Dune.
(anyone know who J.D. Robb is?) Of Dune in Death.
Winds of Dune? Seriously? how much do we hear about the f'n wind in Dune. See Storms of Dune Kev. NO PRECIPITATION!
Seriously, what the fuck. What's it like being like that? No I get it, winds, sweeping clean the slate for you to shit on. I swear Kevin is like the Lex Luthor of Sandboxes. Those hard sandy parts that stick together are turds Kev.
anyone seen the movie Idiocracy?
Oh! Can I take a guess? here's 50$ that 'Throne of Dune' is covered in either Muadru runes or it literally compiles the collected thoughts of Muad'dib on the crapper.
end rant. you know, since i can't do that at Kindergarterkeen'
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Oh, man ... is no one even going to tell him to fix this?
http://www.dunenovels.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2979
Then again, is anyone even posting over there any longer?
Seriously, given his last few posts, Byron's only possible excuse would be that he's working 100 hours per week at the hospital. If not ... well, then he's really lost the plot.
http://www.dunenovels.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2979
Then again, is anyone even posting over there any longer?
Seriously, given his last few posts, Byron's only possible excuse would be that he's working 100 hours per week at the hospital. If not ... well, then he's really lost the plot.
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