Raping raccoons is a bad idea
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Raping raccoons is a bad idea
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Raccoon bites off perverts penis
A raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified animal.
"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
"He's been told they can get things working again but they can't sew back on what the raccoon bit off.
"That's gone forever so there isn't going to be much for them to work with," said one friend.
Raccoon bites off perverts penis
A raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified animal.
"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
"He's been told they can get things working again but they can't sew back on what the raccoon bit off.
"That's gone forever so there isn't going to be much for them to work with," said one friend.
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yeah, you cain't have relations with a live coon ....
hell, any ol' country boy coulda tole 'em that....
dumb-ass rooskies ....
hell, any ol' country boy coulda tole 'em that....
dumb-ass rooskies ....
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Re: on Coon sex
I think he meant rookies?Sole Man wrote:KJA is a russian? I didn't know that...
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I meant 'russians'.
in the immortal words of Kinky Friedman :
Well, a redneck nerd in a bowlin' shirt was drinkin' Lone Star Beer
Talkin' religion and politcs for all the world to hear
"They oughta send you back to Roosia, boy, or New York City, one
Ya just wanna diddle a Christian girl and ya killed God's Only Son .."
in the immortal words of Kinky Friedman :
Well, a redneck nerd in a bowlin' shirt was drinkin' Lone Star Beer
Talkin' religion and politcs for all the world to hear
"They oughta send you back to Roosia, boy, or New York City, one
Ya just wanna diddle a Christian girl and ya killed God's Only Son .."
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