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Klingon Robber!

Posted: 04 Feb 2009 14:21
by GamePlayer
This is an instant classic :)

Masked Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon Sword
Masked Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon Sword
POSTED: 6:45 am MST February 4, 2009
UPDATED: 11:16 am MST February 4, 2009

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- Colorado Springs police are looking for a man who hit two 7-Eleven convenience stores early Wednesday, armed with a Klingon sword.

The first robbery was reported at 1:50 a.m., at 145 N Spruce St. The clerk told police a white man in his 20s, wearing a black mask, black jacket, and blue jeans, entered the store with a weapon the clerk recognized from the Star Trek TV series.

The robber demanded money and left with an undisclosed amount.
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A half hour later, police received a call from a 7-Eleven at 2407 N. Union Blvd., where a man matching the previous description entered the store with a similar weapon. He also demanded money from the store clerk. The clerk refused and the robber "transported" himself out of the store on foot.

Both clerks described the weapon as a Star Trek Klingon-type sword, called a "Batleth."

Neither clerk was injured in the robberies.

Officers are reviewing the surveillance tapes from inside the store but Lt. David Whitlock said he does not plan to release the video or photographs "at this time."

Posted: 04 Feb 2009 14:25
by Drunken Idaho
That really narrows it down to a select group of suspects...

But then again, it could be a publicity stunt for the new Trek film... :P

Re: Klingon Robber!

Posted: 04 Feb 2009 17:43
by Schu
Officers are reviewing the surveillance tapes from inside the store but Lt. David Whitlock said he does not plan to release the video or photographs "at this time."
DAMMIT! No Fair!

on Star trek

Posted: 04 Feb 2009 20:41
by Sole Man
Goddamn Klingong, see what they do!

Re: on Star trek

Posted: 04 Feb 2009 21:37
by SandChigger
Sole Man wrote:Goddamn Klingong, see what they do!
Image

:shock:

Posted: 04 Feb 2009 23:03
by Tleszer
KLINGONG
Image
The New Cowbell

on SNL

Posted: 05 Feb 2009 15:55
by Sole Man
This thread needs more KLINGONG!

Posted: 05 Feb 2009 16:25
by Freakzilla
I saw that [comming]...

Posted: 05 Feb 2009 16:54
by SandRider
me [to] ....

Posted: 05 Feb 2009 17:21
by GamePlayer
Every thread needs more Christopher Walken :)

Posted: 05 Feb 2009 19:34
by Schu
I used to be a sadistic bestial necrophile, but then I realised I was just flogging a dead horse

Posted: 05 Feb 2009 20:07
by SandRider
hey, chigger, looks who's got a vocabulary !

Posted: 05 Feb 2009 20:17
by SandChigger
Who, Schu?

He's always been like that.

Me, I prefer necrophiliac myself, but what ever blows yer pantaloons off. ;)

Posted: 05 Feb 2009 22:05
by Sole Man
Schu wrote:I used to be a sadistic bestial necrophile
Hey- Me too!

Posted: 05 Feb 2009 23:12
by SandChigger
Poking your aunt from Pluto's dead cat's backside a few times with a stick doesn't quite count, I'm afraid. :roll:

on ym misconception

Posted: 06 Feb 2009 15:52
by Sole Man
SHIT!