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Will you bee mine?



(Couldn't be bothered working up a new version for this year. It's the thought that counts, right? )

Nope, it's the outcome. Thought counts for NOTHING.

Happy V day to you too.

You might want to change the title of the thread to happy v-day.

Happy VD doesn't sound good at all.

Ampoliros wrote:You might want to change the title of the thread to happy v-day.

Happy VD doesn't sound good at all.

And I thought I was too literal.

I just LOVE VD!

Rember, remeber the Vth of November,

Wait, wrong occasion.

Anyway, I think they should rename it "National Men go out of town day."

Happy Valentines' Day everyone. Have fun and becareful.

SandChigger wrote:

Will you bee mine?

Aww, isn't that precious.

Practicaly every guy i know reacted the same way when told that today would be v day. "Oh crap!" was the general answer. But happy v-day to y'all, anyway.

Yeah, so when does "Steak and a Blow-job Day" become a national holiday.

Ampoliros wrote:Yeah, so when does "Steak and a Blow-job Day" become a national holiday.

That's what most guys want on Valentines' Day.

as well as Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays. ......

Eyes High wrote:

Ampoliros wrote:Yeah, so when does "Steak and a Blow-job Day" become a national holiday.

That's what most guys want on Valentines' Day.

as well as Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays. ......

You've figured us out? Not that that was so hard... *rimshot* (x2)

I got my wife a new hard drive, yeah baby...

Baraka Bryan wrote:we may want those two things all the time, but now we have a legitimate day on which to expect them

But you have to pay first. Chocolates, presents, dinner...
Romance my foot, give her only a poem and you're in the dog house for the night.

I have her half of a little boy to torture, and left clues that guided her to the other half.

We had fun all night.

Happy Valentine's Day!

I spent the morning with my walking-distance-friend-with-benefit and the afternoon with my not-so-walking-distance-friend-with-benefits.

So instead of celebrating love, commitment and monagamy, I celebrated casual sex with multiple partners!

But no VD. Kids, use a condom.

Sole Man wrote:I have her half of a little boy to torture, and left clues that guided her to the other half.

We had fun all night.

Gave. You gave her half.

To "torture" implies something different than to "play with"; how did you keep the two halves alive?

(Cue suspense tune: dumb ... dumb-dumb-dumb DUMB!)

Schu wrote:Happy Valentine's Day!

I spent the morning with my walking-distance-friend-with-benefit and the afternoon with my not-so-walking-distance-friend-with-benefits.

So instead of celebrating love, commitment and monagamy, I celebrated casual sex with multiple partners!

But no VD. Kids, use a condom.

Good Schu.

You get cookie :

Hope all of you had fun.

Eyes High wrote:Hope all of you had fun.

Not really, I worked and parents dropped off their kids to get some alone time.

Rob

Robspierre wrote:

Eyes High wrote:Hope all of you had fun.

Not really, I worked and parents dropped off their kids to get some alone time.

Rob

Sorry to hear that. Well, I hope the rest of the week will go a lot better.

I'm buying my wife a Mercedes Benz, so I did not even need to stay home on Saturday. I hung at my brother's house and worked on the web-site, and promised to take her to McCormick and Schmick's next week (I have a $20 off coupon. )

No. Really. I'm a good husband.

hold on, hold on, hold on.... you're buying an expensive foreign luxury car
in the middle of an economic depression ? What in the world are you thinki ....

oh wait. I forgot. You're a lawyer.

Carry on.

Yay cookie!!

Omphalos wrote:I'm buying my wife a Mercedes Benz, so I did not even need to stay home on Saturday. I hung at my brother's house and worked on the web-site, and promised to take her to McCormick and Schmick's next week (I have a $20 off coupon. )

No. Really. I'm a good husband.

WTF, man? You trying to make the rest of us look bad?