HAPPY VD, Y'ALL!
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HAPPY VD, Y'ALL!
Will you bee mine?
(Couldn't be bothered working up a new version for this year. It's the thought that counts, right? )
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Re: HAPPY VD, Y'ALL!
Aww, isn't that precious.SandChigger wrote:
Will you bee mine?
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Practicaly every guy i know reacted the same way when told that today would be v day. "Oh crap!" was the general answer. But happy v-day to y'all, anyway.
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Eyes High wrote:That's what most guys want on Valentines' Day.Ampoliros wrote:Yeah, so when does "Steak and a Blow-job Day" become a national holiday.
as well as Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays. ......
You've figured us out? Not that that was so hard... *rimshot* (x2)
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But you have to pay first. Chocolates, presents, dinner...Baraka Bryan wrote:we may want those two things all the time, but now we have a legitimate day on which to expect them
Romance my foot, give her only a poem and you're in the dog house for the night.
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On my valentine
I have her half of a little boy to torture, and left clues that guided her to the other half.
We had fun all night.
We had fun all night.
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Re: On my valentine
Gave. You gave her half.Sole Man wrote:I have her half of a little boy to torture, and left clues that guided her to the other half.
We had fun all night.
To "torture" implies something different than to "play with"; how did you keep the two halves alive?
(Cue suspense tune: dumb ... dumb-dumb-dumb DUMB!)
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Good Schu.Schu wrote:Happy Valentine's Day!
I spent the morning with my walking-distance-friend-with-benefit and the afternoon with my not-so-walking-distance-friend-with-benefits.
So instead of celebrating love, commitment and monagamy, I celebrated casual sex with multiple partners!
But no VD. Kids, use a condom.
You get cookie :
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Sorry to hear that. Well, I hope the rest of the week will go a lot better.Robspierre wrote:Not really, I worked and parents dropped off their kids to get some alone time.Eyes High wrote:Hope all of you had fun.
Rob
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Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
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hold on, hold on, hold on.... you're buying an expensive foreign luxury car
in the middle of an economic depression ? What in the world are you thinki ....
oh wait. I forgot. You're a lawyer.
Carry on.
in the middle of an economic depression ? What in the world are you thinki ....
oh wait. I forgot. You're a lawyer.
Carry on.
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how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
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how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
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WTF, man? You trying to make the rest of us look bad?Omphalos wrote:I'm buying my wife a Mercedes Benz, so I did not even need to stay home on Saturday. I hung at my brother's house and worked on the web-site, and promised to take her to McCormick and Schmick's next week (I have a $20 off coupon. )
No. Really. I'm a good husband.
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