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This Iranian woman got acid thrown in her face and blinded by a man she spurned.

According to Iranian law, she should be able to blind him with acid. However, a woman is only worth half a man in Iran so she would only get to blind him in one eye.

Ah, nonsense, they should post real stories, like how those Israelies are eating Palastinian babies and sumsuch.

orald wrote:Ah, nonsense, they should post real stories, like how those Israelies are eating Palastinian babies and sumsuch.

That's common knowledge.

Yeah. OLD news, orald.

I can't believe you're still eating babies after all the medical reports have shown that midgets are much, much healthier.

SandChigger wrote:Yeah. OLD news, orald.

I can't believe you're still eating babies after all the medical reports have shown that midgets are much, much healthier.

Unless, of course, you wrap them in bacon. Oh wait, are midgets kosher?

Right, ixnay on the bacon.

And yes, they're kosher if they've been brissed.

Wow! I cannot stop laughing out loud... Midgets, bacon... quite the combination.

Freakzilla wrote:

SandChigger wrote:Yeah. OLD news, orald.

I can't believe you're still eating babies after all the medical reports have shown that midgets are much, much healthier.

Unless, of course, you wrap them in bacon. Oh wait, are midgets kosher?

Midgets are kosher. Babies were hilal until it was found that some of them barf in their mouths then swallow it again. Since then they have been declared unclean chewers of their cud.

How the fuck did this get to barfing babies?

And why would I care if anything's kosher, dear SC?

Oh, sorry, my bad! I thought you had to be Jewish to be Israeli. Silly me!

You know, like you have to be Mor(m)on to live in Utah.

(I know, Crys isn't Mormon, but he did have to get circumscribed to live there. )

You know very well I'm a Jew, though again, you fail to explain why I'd give a damn about kosher foods.

Or, in short, you know damn well I'm far from religeous, so stop trying imply all sorts of stuff about me that way.

orald wrote:You know very well I'm a Jew, though again, you fail to explain why I'd give a damn about kosher foods.

Or, in short, you know damn well I'm far from religeous, so stop trying imply all sorts of stuff about me that way.

That's a spelling mistake that actually brings respect! Like misspelling the name of some obnoxious pop star, or not knowing the lyrics to an 80s song.

Oh, that's right, you're an ethnic Jew.

We had a woman here from Canada who was one of those.

I like born again Jews, they are so much more militant then those born into the tribe. My favorite jew is Bernie Madoff. Nothing better then a guy who fakes being Jewish to get at that Jewish investment cash. Meet and greet at the synagogue even wore the Yakima.

As Peter Griffen said "Yah, not the retarded ones"

SandChigger wrote:Oh, that's right, you're an ethnic Jew.

We had a woman here from Canada who was one of those.

God! They're like cockroaches!

(Canadians, not ethnic Jews.)

Freakzilla wrote:

SandChigger wrote:Oh, that's right, you're an ethnic Jew.

We had a woman here from Canada who was one of those.

God! They're like cockroaches!

(Canadians, not ethnic Jews.)

LOL

Do you have any idea how tired I am after night shifts? Ignore the spelling mistake, I can see for myself the whole post is kinda garbled.

SandChigger wrote:Yeah. OLD news, orald.

I can't believe you're still eating babies after all the medical reports have shown that midgets are much, much healthier.

Freakzilla wrote:(Canadians, not ethnic Jews.)

Don't worry, "it's kosher, as Christmas."

orald wrote:Do you have any idea how tired I am after night shifts? Ignore the spelling mistake, I can see for myself the whole post is kinda garbled.

Don't worry. You're fun when you're slap-happy.

You're never fun, ya old tick.

Oh, aren't you just the little bundle of joy?

Here, I've got a carrot: pretend you're a camel again! Chomp chomp!

SandChigger wrote:Oh, aren't you just the little bundle of joy?

Here, I've got a carrot: pretend you're a camel again! Chomp chomp!

Come on, you can do better than that.

Meh. Haven't had my morning coffee yet and besides, pissy little petrol pushers aren't worth that much exertion.