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Schu wrote:Yeah, you'd better watch out. I do such unforgivable sins.... Like this once, when a board owner blatantly lied, I told her that she lied OMG OMG!

A creature who has spent his life creating one particular representation of his selfdom will die rather than become the antithesis of that representation.

I'd forgotten about that quote! Perfect applicability

well, you got what you deserved on that one.

you can't argue with Hyppo on a board where she wields the ban-hammer.

fuck's wrong with you ? (again)

my post:

and now you've banned Schu.

that was his own fault, tho; not because he said anything wrong or out-of-line,
he should've known by now to argue with you on neutral ground, and not on
a forum where you wield the ban-hammer.

(still a Bad Idea, BTW Auliya, and cause #1 for the fail of this forum)

on the other hand, my OP was the first new post in 3 weeks, and the
resulting bitch-storm doubled this board's post count for the last month.

too bad it just re-hashed an old argument, drug Hyppo's insanity out into the light again,
and got Schu (and now me) banned.

oh well.

so she'll ban me for calling her "Hyppo" ... right darlin' ?
atleast we know she still lurks here - and again, I say, let her back in, Omph !

SandRider wrote:I say, let her back in, Omph !

Just so y'all can tear into her? Hell no.

No, she'd just alternate between overshare of her life story, defending herself frantically and adopting a holier than thou attitude. Boring. Thank for the send-off post, SR

SandRider wrote:I say, let her back in, Omph !

Yesssssssssssssss!

So I got that she's over weight, is she also over 40?

SandRider wrote:atleast we know she still lurks here - and again, I say, let her back in, Omph !

God no! Anybody who wants to go feed the troll can just change their IP and do it at her website. There is no way I'm letting her back in here or at T(A)U. Just ferget it.

Arrrmanda wrote:So I got that she's over weight, is she also over 40?

Oh gawd, child, is she ever!

(Hey! What's wrong with being over 40?! )

In my "stalking" of her (reportedly she's calling me "stalkerish" now), I found her birthday once, I think. Ah, yes, there it is. 1963. She's two years younger than I am. Born in the same month. Hmm ... hers is before mine, so she's actually less than two years younger. Ha ha, older even than I thought!

Rumor has it that she boasts 10 lbs for every year she's been alive. Evidently some social network friend of hers asked her for a photo recently but she had to say no out of fear that I would find it. Because, you know, I crawl the Web constantly in search of any tidbit that I can find to throw up in her face, in hopes of humiliating her even further.

(Well, to be honest, the thought of all those masses and masses of fat jiggling as the Big Lady Thing cries really does get me all hot and excited. ... From convulsing with laughter! )

Hyppo's weight, age & appearance really have nothing to with it,
other than easy targets of ridicule. Her horrible, disgusting personality,
her overbearing net-persona, and the straight bullshit she's pulled across
these boards is reason enough to loathe her.

for me, she's easily riled.
I like poking things with sticks.
sue me.

I still can't believe I've never run into this tomato. Not once.

I'm not sure if I should feel lucky or that I missed out on all the fun ...

I've also had no dealings with her here or on DN.

Duke, I think we missed out on the fun.

SandRider wrote:Hyppo's weight, age & appearance really have nothing to with it,
other than easy targets of ridicule. Her horrible, disgusting personality,
her overbearing net-persona, and the straight bullshit she's pulled across
these boards is reason enough to loathe her.

for me, she's easily riled.
I like poking things with sticks.
sue me.

I'm almost positive there's a direct correlation between being old, over weight and or unattractive, female and on the internet that = crotchety. Trust me I've done studies.

edit: stupid typos

Well thank god only one of those applies to me!


What I like most about this is that you haven't even met St. Hypochondria of the Knosh.

(She really is a lovely person.)


(In some alternate universe. )

SandChigger wrote:Well thank god only one of those applies to me!


What I like most about this is that you haven't even met St. Hypochondria of the Knosh.

(She really is a lovely person.)


(Inside her head and nowhere else. )

Fixed your post for you

It's like that saying, if it talks like a duck and walks like a duck, it's probably a duck, and in my many years of internetting I've run into more than my fair share of ducks. Crying, whining, bitching, under-sexed crotchety ducks.

Under-sexed crotch.

Now that there's a word-image I coulda done without. Thanks!


(The last guy she had a relationship with—we assume it was sexual, live in, but don't really want to dwell on the details of it all too much!—apparently got so fed up with her bullshit that he smacked her and knocked her glasses off. She kicked him out soon after. ... Now, in the year or so since she revealed all that [and more!] to the mostly prepubescent and largely uninterested gamer boys over on FED2K, she's gone silent and online-MIA twice for periods of about a month or so each. I suspect that during those times she's been shacked up with and shagging mindless some hapless PWT drifter whom an ill wind has blown into Red Deer and into her clutches. She probably only resurfaces once she's gnawed the last little glistening bits of gristle off the last bone. )

SandChigger wrote:Now, in the year or so since she revealed all that [and more!] to the mostly prepubescent and largely uninterested gamer boys over on FED2K

Wow, issues much?

Who, her or me?

(Yes, please! )

Her, lol.

she lurks here as well,
hanging on every word.

Hi, Hyppo !!

SandRider wrote:she lurks here as well,
hanging on every word.

Hi, Hyppo !!

Hey Hyppo, you haven't approved my account yet.

SandChigger wrote: The last guy she had a relationship with...

As far as you know

Oh, gawd, dewd, how could I have forgotten?! Didn't mean no disrespect or nuttin!

That's right: Nekhrun did her. Took it for the team.

More than once.

TheDukester wrote:I still can't believe I've never run into this tomato. Not once.

I'm not sure if I should feel lucky or that I missed out on all the fun ...

Really, Ive never, ever had a better time on line.

SandChigger wrote:Well thank god only one of those applies to me!


What I like most about this is that you haven't even met St. Hypochondria of the Knosh.

(She really is a lovely person.)


(In some alternate universe. )

Too bad we didnt save all the House Atreides stuff. Some of that was a hoot. And it included the stuff with that wacky Cuban guy.