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PIRATES!
Someone please explain to me...
Why have Navy SEALS not slit these MUSLIM pirates throats?
Why has our nuclear missle cruiser not blown the pirate mothership out of the water?
Are we going give pirates hugs now too as well as the terrorists?
Maybe we can start a matchmaking service to link pirates with terrorist so they can attack us more efficiently?
Would that make us seem less arrogant while you bow to Saudi princes Mr. Obama?
Why have Navy SEALS not slit these MUSLIM pirates throats?
Why has our nuclear missle cruiser not blown the pirate mothership out of the water?
Are we going give pirates hugs now too as well as the terrorists?
Maybe we can start a matchmaking service to link pirates with terrorist so they can attack us more efficiently?
Would that make us seem less arrogant while you bow to Saudi princes Mr. Obama?
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I have no idea why these types are not just killed on sight. But I do not blame Obama for it, I have no idea why they are not just all killed. Then again I dont understand why all of the mountains in Afghanistan have yet to be carpet bombed with white phosphorous. Im all for killing the entire lot of terrorists and pirates asap. But I don’t blame Obama, and Bush is the one who really sucked up the the Arabians.
Bin Ladens entire family was quietly flown out of the USA after 9/11 when no one else could even step into an airport. Let us not forget how much of the USA is owned by the Arabians.
Bin Ladens entire family was quietly flown out of the USA after 9/11 when no one else could even step into an airport. Let us not forget how much of the USA is owned by the Arabians.
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Because we'd end up killing who knows how many goat-herders, and other assorted innocent Arabs.SwordMaster wrote:I have no idea why these types are not just killed on sight. But I do not blame Obama for it, I have no idea why they are not just all killed. Then again I dont understand why all of the mountains in Afghanistan have yet to be carpet bombed with white phosphorous. Im all for killing the entire lot of terrorists and pirates asap. But I don’t blame Obama, and Bush is the one who really sucked up the the Arabians.
That's pretty cool.SwordMaster wrote:Bin Ladens entire family was quietly flown out of the USA after 9/11 when no one else could even step into an airport. Let us not forget how much of the USA is owned by the Arabians.
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Does anyone else get excited when Eyes High speaks about "almost making violence" I feel like Jesus himself is asking me to lob those torps at the pirate ships. I like to tell people, Im athiest, but I love Jesus. They mostly dont get it.Eyes High wrote:innocent until proven guilty. But it does seems like a couple of well placed torpedos should end the situation 'peacable' like.
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Re: PIRATES!
I think you'll get your wish, soon-ish. I can't be the only person who thinks that disguising small teams of commandos and inserting them onto U.S. ships is a do-able idea.Freakzilla wrote:Why have Navy SEALS not slit these MUSLIM pirates throats?
I wouldn't want to be the "pirate" (not that those pathetic goat-fuckers are much in the way of pirates) who boards a ship and runs into four or five bored, pissed-off, sunburned SEALs. Game over, Mr. Pirate.
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glad you liked it I am a Christian, but I am also very human with a bit of an Irish temper. Make peace when you can, but when that fails..... get ready to kick some-----SwordMaster wrote:Does anyone else get excited when Eyes High speaks about "almost making violence" I feel like Jesus himself is asking me to lob those torps at the pirate ships. I like to tell people, Im athiest, but I love Jesus. They mostly dont get it.Eyes High wrote:innocent until proven guilty. But it does seems like a couple of well placed torpedos should end the situation 'peacable' like.
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Boo-hoo, lil' americans begin to notice what's happening when one of their ships gets boarded. Cry me a river.
IDK, Chig, if you lived here where I do, would you even dare raise any accusations, seeing as how you respond to these news and others? You're a damn hypocrete, you know that?
IDK, Chig, if you lived here where I do, would you even dare raise any accusations, seeing as how you respond to these news and others? You're a damn hypocrete, you know that?
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I don't know what the coverage has been like back in the States (and I'd bet you don't, either), but it's been in the news I watch and read for months now.
I think the word you want is hypocrite. And I'm not sure why you think I'm one.
But go fuck yourself, either way, you obnoxious little piece of shit.
I think the word you want is hypocrite. And I'm not sure why you think I'm one.
But go fuck yourself, either way, you obnoxious little piece of shit.
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Re: PIRATES!
Freakzilla wrote:Someone please explain to me...
Why have Navy SEALS not slit these MUSLIM pirates throats?
Why has our nuclear missle cruiser not blown the pirate mothership out of the water?
Are we going give pirates hugs now too as well as the terrorists?
Maybe we can start a matchmaking service to link pirates with terrorist so they can attack us more efficiently?
Would that make us seem less arrogant while you bow to Saudi princes Mr. Obama?
First of all, I agree that there could be more done for the captive American captain. A quick sting operation by some elite marines would be nice to see. A handful of elite paratroopers descending in the middle of the night perhaps? But whatever, I'd like to raise another issue...
Why must you emphasize the word "Muslim" like that? You seem to say it like, the fact that they're Muslim should be all the more reason to go in after them. I wouldn't even have anything to say if you had substituted "terrorist," "Taliban," "al Qaeda," "Hezbollah," or any other genunely violent faction that would indicate the added necessity of military action. But you had to single out the entire Muslim religion in a hateful way, which is just totally unfair. You didn't call the pirates any of those things because they don't belong to any of those groups, right? Well get this... They're not Muslims either! You think the Muslim faith supports thievery, kidnapping, and ransom? Well it doesn't. These pirates are greedy criminals out to make a lot of money. It's as simple as that. You would have been just as accurate calling them Evangelists.
Ever since George W. Bush put on his war-mongering PUPPET SHOW for the American public, it has left an anti-Islam taste in their mouths. You're so scared-shitless of another terrorist attack that you don't see anything wrong with these ignorant generalizations. And as a result, you reinforce the popular Arab opinion that Americans hate them, thus causing them to hate you even more than they already do.
Just to clarify, I don't support the Muslim religion any more than I support ANY bullshit religion out there. They're all the same nonsensical dogma to me, especially the Abrahamic religions (Christianity, Islam, Judaism). It's just that I don't go making outrageous generalizations that are likely to offend. I've worked with a lot of faithful Muslims at the jobs I've had, I've been friends with Muslim families since grade school. I've talked at length with people who are in touch with the real Koran. Any true Mosque-attending Muslim will tell you that Islam supports peace, love, and tolerance. Sure, there are some questionable bits concerning treatment of women and such (similar things can be found in the Bible) but the essence is non-violent.
And the Saudi Princes and American Presidents have been sucking eachother's dicks for decades. What you call bowing to them, along with all the other PR work Obama has been doing, is simply him trying to ease tension between the cultures, of which your above statement is the perfect example. Obama is doing this because maybe - just fucking maybe - your children and grandchildren won't grow up to be totally hated because of the actions of George W. Bush, and his like-minded predecessors. That's a different kind of national security, Freak.
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the problem is : somalia is a failed state.
killing everyone won't change that fact
killing everyone won't change that fact
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Re: PIRATES!
You're a hypocrite because you talk shit about Israel trying to defend itself but would send out whole armies to kill those pirates.
And I won't send you to go fuck yourself etc, I think you're more into Kevin seeing how you dog his every move.
And I won't send you to go fuck yourself etc, I think you're more into Kevin seeing how you dog his every move.
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all right you two, knock it off now.
I will turn this car around, and nobody
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