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Is it sundown yet? It's sundown somewhere, which means we've made it through another Passover. For next year, instead of saving a seat for Elijah, we're going to invite one of these 10 ladies over for Seder. Here are 10 of the hottest Jews to celebrate Passover with, or for that matter, any occasion.

http://www.hollywoodfail.com/2009/04/10 ... sover.html

Oh...what the hell...

Thanks, FreakZ!

I didn't know Scarlett Johansson was jewish. Also, she should be #1.

How could Israel possibly be the most hated country with these fine individuals holding the faith synonymous with the country?

Schu wrote:I didn't know Scarlett Johansson was jewish. Also, she should be #1.

How could Israel possibly be the most hated country with these fine individuals holding the faith synonymous with the country?

Yeah, it gives me hope for Israel...

Nat Portman could convert me

Alert!

My penis does not need converting, but I'd let Rachel Weisz try any day of the week (except on Shabbat?).


I didn't realize how creepy that read when I first typed it out.


Actually, that's a lie.

Mless you!



Sorry, seems I've got a bit of a bunny-lip.

I like Fran Drescher!

cmsahe wrote:I like Fran Drescher!

I can't stand her voice.

...but she could be my Nanny...

...and scratch between my ears and feed me carrot sticks...

The voice makes none of it worth it

So get earplugs already?

Or ... keep her mouth busy.

SandChigger wrote:So get earplugs already?

Or ... keep her mouth busy.

My thought exactly...

Um ... somehow I seriously doubt that: I meant something like make her chew a whole pack or two of gum.

Of course.

is Scarlett Johanson a jew?

SwordMaster wrote:is Scarlett Johanson a jew?

Her mother, Melanie Sloan, a producer, comes from an Ashkenazi Jewish family from the Bronx.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarlett_Johansson

SwordMaster wrote:Nat Portman could convert me

There's your #1 right there. How she was left off the list is baffling.

SandChigger wrote:Um ... somehow I seriously doubt that: I meant something like make her chew a whole pack or two of gum.

Oh...i was thinking something else...food like cucumbers, bananas...you know, stuff she can actually swallow, not like gum...

Yeah, swallowing is important to some, I get that, but as long as she doesn't spit it back in my face, I'm not bothered.

SandChigger wrote:So get earplugs already?

Or ... keep her mouth busy.

keeping her mouth busy seems to be a good idea!

SandChigger wrote:Yeah, swallowing is important to some, I get that, but as long as she doesn't spit it back in my face, I'm not bothered.

So you aren't into snowballing bukakke?

Whu...wait a minute. What was that?