Hairdresser Turns Robber Into Sex Slave
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Re: Hairdresser Turns Robber Into Sex Slave
I keep telling ya : Lucky man, Freak...
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Hold on to those kind of memories for when you get married, gentlemen.
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Will do.
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I just won't ge married. Solves that doesn't it.
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It solves some things...A Thing of Eternity wrote:I just won't ge married. Solves that doesn't it.
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most women I know have something pink and furry...
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Drunken Idaho wrote:most women I know have something pink and furry...
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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I had a girlfriend who wanted me to take her while she was sleeping. She kept waking up though.Freakzilla wrote:Here's one for you:
I had a girlfriend (not the barber) who had a rape fantasy. When she was home alone I would sneak into her house and "assault" her, she would "resist". She was in pretty good shape too. 22yo, 5'-3", 105lbs, 34B-28-34. Put up a hell of a fight.
Then we'd have a cigarette and a beer.
I didn't much care for the whole charade, but you know the saying...
Whatever turns you on.
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I just looked through all these new emoticons for the first time. WOW!Freakzilla wrote:Drunken Idaho wrote:most women I know have something pink and furry...
And as for your rape-fetish sex-pot (rape-pot?) I gotta say i wouldn't care for it either. I always hear about girls who like that kind of roleplay-aggression. My last ex LOVED getting her hair pulled during the act, which I wasn't really into. I don't think I ever pulled as hard as she would have liked, but whatever I dumped her ass for other reasons...
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I've found that sexual intensity varies directly with the degree of insanity.
Which is great in the bedroom, not so much in social situations.
Which is great in the bedroom, not so much in social situations.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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In that case, I'm guessing the robber had a shit-ton of fun!Freakzilla wrote:I've found that sexual intensity varies directly with the degree of insanity.
Rape, my ass. (notice the comma, please....)
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Are you suggesting that a male can not be raped or that in this instance the sex was consensual.Schu wrote:Rape, my ass. (notice the comma, please....)
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I am doing neither. I am making a joke.
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Fortunately he was raped by a woman, imagine if he had suffered the fate of that guy in the movie Pulp Fiction...
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No thank youSchu wrote:..
Rape, my ass. (notice the comma, please....)
(what comma?, Ah yes there it is!)
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