Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

I keep telling ya : Lucky man, Freak...

Hold on to those kind of memories for when you get married, gentlemen.

Will do.

I just won't ge married. Solves that doesn't it.

A Thing of Eternity wrote:I just won't ge married. Solves that doesn't it.

It solves some things...

most women I know have something pink and furry...

Drunken Idaho wrote:most women I know have something pink and furry...

Freakzilla wrote:Here's one for you:

I had a girlfriend (not the barber) who had a rape fantasy. When she was home alone I would sneak into her house and "assault" her, she would "resist". She was in pretty good shape too. 22yo, 5'-3", 105lbs, 34B-28-34. Put up a hell of a fight.

Then we'd have a cigarette and a beer.

I didn't much care for the whole charade, but you know the saying...

Whatever turns you on.

I had a girlfriend who wanted me to take her while she was sleeping. She kept waking up though.

Freakzilla wrote:

Drunken Idaho wrote:most women I know have something pink and furry...

I just looked through all these new emoticons for the first time. WOW!


And as for your rape-fetish sex-pot (rape-pot?) I gotta say i wouldn't care for it either. I always hear about girls who like that kind of roleplay-aggression. My last ex LOVED getting her hair pulled during the act, which I wasn't really into. I don't think I ever pulled as hard as she would have liked, but whatever I dumped her ass for other reasons...

I've found that sexual intensity varies directly with the degree of insanity.

Which is great in the bedroom, not so much in social situations.

Freakzilla wrote:I've found that sexual intensity varies directly with the degree of insanity.

In that case, I'm guessing the robber had a shit-ton of fun!

Rape, my ass. (notice the comma, please....)

Schu wrote:Rape, my ass. (notice the comma, please....)

Are you suggesting that a male can not be raped or that in this instance the sex was consensual.

I am doing neither. I am making a joke.

Fortunately he was raped by a woman, imagine if he had suffered the fate of that guy in the movie Pulp Fiction...

Schu wrote:..

Rape, my ass. (notice the comma, please....)

No thank you

(what comma?, Ah yes there it is!)