Wanna go commando with KJA?

[Schu]

Dayum that's sloppy and pathetic. I am glad that his activities in life reflect his writing.

[SandChigger]

You ain't seen pathetic until you've read the first chapter of Jessica's Winds.

“My Lady, there is a further matter which troubles us,” Iqabad continued. “The Ixian heretic Bronso again spreads his lies and dissent. We captured him once before while Muad’Dib yet lived, but he somehow fashioned a digging implement from a latrine ladle and escaped his cell on death row. Emboldened by word of Muad’Dib’s demise he uses it once more ... to stir the shit with renewed vigor. His blasphemies are a bukkake on the shinning visage of Muad’Dib’s memory! His revisionist histories and phallacious diatribes seek to rob your son of all his greatness. He must be stopped, my Lady! As Mamma al-Mahdi, you of all people must —”

Jessica silenced him with a raised hand. “My firstborn son is dead, Iqabad. Bronso has defied your efforts to silence him for nearly a decade. Where is there news in his antics?” She rose then and gathered herself together. “Now leave me to prepare. I return to Arrakis with you on your ship.”

[Tleszer]

[Mandy]

You mean you wanted to join?

Yeah, me and a few cats!

[Robspierre]

Someone should let the rights holders of Star trek and Babylon 5 know he is using their images for his benefit See how he likes dealing with entertainment lawyers when you use their images on their website.

Rob

[chanilover]

This is, without doubt, the most utterly pathetic thing I have seen so far on the internet. It seems too tragic to be real.

[SandChigger]

No, it's oh so very real!

[Rakis]

You mean you wanted to join?

Yeah, me and a few cats!

[trang]

I was like SandRider hadnt read the thread in full, sheesh.

He is such a dweeb. Almost not worth the effort anymore.

if the loopy doopy fans he have want to come here, Ill join in converting or disposing of them either way.

Be well,
Trang

[SandChigger]

Well, I don't think any of them are coming.

So I guess we're going to have to go in after them....

[Hunchback Jack]

Also just read the whole thread from the start. I'm stunned.

Clearly KJA learned something from Ron Hubbard, by creating his own rent-a-fanbase. No doubt we'll see a new world record for largest public author blowjob.

Interesting how it's perfectly okay if a million organized fans post positive reviews on Amazon, but a million disgruntled OH'ers posting negative reviews is an outrage. Nice double-standard, Kev.

And Kevvie is trying *so hard* to make "KJA" a brand. Like RAH, or MZB, I guess. Unless they're critical darlings.

HBJ

[Tleszer]

KJA just needs a good propaganda film.

If I can get the footage from my ps3, I may have something for him... KJA blowing shit up to the tune of Chris Cornell's "You Know my Name." He'll probably think it's a compliment.

[SandChigger]

At some point over the last few months since I joined Facebook, I managed to acquire a pretard "Friend". She was a kinda funny girl getting ready to graduate from OSU, my own alma mater. We didn't really discuss anything Dune-related directly, but I picked up on her pretard nature from some of her posts in the discussion groups.

Well ... I noticed her name in the members list on KJASF, so when I was fooling around on Facebook last night, I posted on her "wall" and asked how the Special Forces thang was working out for her. She must have dropped me as soon as she saw it.



I also started a new thread in the largest Dune group asking people to fess up if they were members. Last time I checked, NO responses.

Not like they need to.

[chanilover]

So, who is a member of KJA's Stupid Fucks, apart from TAZ? Is Comb-Over desperate enough to recruit Arnoloco de Puercos y La Gripe Porcina?

[Ampoliros]

I still prefer KJA's Very Special Forces, but Stupid Fucks works too.

[DuneFishUK]

I got an invite...

[Freakzilla]

I got an invite...

It's a shame but I can't tell when y'all are joking or serious anymore. Nothing they could do suprises me anymore...


wait for it...

[Tleszer]

Nice letter DuneFish! Very speshul forces indeed!

[GamePlayer]

I got an invite...

I love it!

I'm also very jealous of your signature image

[DuneFishUK]

Nice letter DuneFish! Very speshul forces indeed!

Seeing as he dictates everything - KJA probably can't spell for shit.

[Ampoliros]

well the complaints the editor had were spelling errors, but he claimed she was trying to respell words from the books...somehow I doubt that.

[DuneFishUK]

(read )

[TheDukester]

And Deb too. If they try to pull any crap, I want to be ready for their "overwhelming and organized shills" tactic.

This Deb Rey blowhard is apparently one of TheKJA's test readers, which, frankly, explains a lot. What an interesting gig that must be: just saying, "Yes, Kevin" 10,000 times before finally saying, "Okay, I'm finished; that was so totally awesome! You're, like, the bestest writer ever!"

She's listed as such in the acknowledgements for Hackerson's latest superhero nonsense:

http://browseinside.harpercollins.com/i ... 0061662553

Be warned: that link leads to the actual first two chapters. The "writing," of course, is laugh-out-loud funny.

[Ampoliros]

I can't believe he has the balls to thank Frank Miller.

Hey Kevin, nice total fucking rip off of Batman Begins and Batman: Year One. It's not a revisoning, its a fucking rip-off.

the toughs want 50 bucks. this is the fifties Kevin, right? a waitress, walking her dog at night ain't carrying fifty dollars. its called inflation retard. yep the fifties, but Batman's suit is right out of the modern day.
oh but wait, its all a trap...for Batman!
cops with a net fucking hilarious, if your 10.

Winner of the KJA award for KJAness: "Wayne, Bruce Wayne"



close second: "Clark Kent knew he wasn't in Kansas anymore."

I can't finish it. Me, the guy who takes them and tears them up asap. I don't want to.

[SandChigger]

While I read a few of the comics as a kid and watch(ed)/enjoy(ed) the movies, I have absolutely no interest in reading even a short story about Batman and even less in anything about Superman. (How does the fucker FLY again?) So I haven't even looked at any of this Enemas & Analities crap.

I have glanced at some of the Terror Incontinental samples and they ARE bad, too. As expected.

Pathetic.