Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

God, is it any wonder Jews make THE best comedians?

What about "Bacon Flu"?

I think I've got Swine flu.

I've come out in rashers....

Are you serious?

Please be careful and take care.

I was telling porkies.



(Anyway - I've got plenty of oinkment)




...I'll get my coat.

We're DOOMED! It's the APORCALYPSE, a worldwide HAMDEMIC!

Yea! He's on a roll again!

I know, I know... nothing like the reality of the situation, but funny as hell!

Well ... when you're young, you know, you ... experiment, test boundaries.

SandChigger wrote:

Well ... when you're young, you know, you ... experiment, test boundaries.

...like french kissing a pig ?! (or is he trying to eat the pig...hmmm).

That was probably the cleanest thing that kid put in his mouth all day.

Haha.. you guys crack me up.

The funny thing is, that kid probably has developed a natural immunitiy to swine flu from licking pigs.

I stopped worrying about what my kids put in their mouths like the day after they start to crawl.

Everything gets tasted.

Infants and cat litter boxes are a bad combination. My first son liked the taste of zippo lighter fluid and old english furniture polish.

Freakzilla wrote:The funny thing is, that kid probably has developed a natural immunitiy to swine flu from licking pigs.

I stopped worrying about what my kids put in their mouths like the day after they start to crawl.

Everything gets tasted.

Infants and cat litter boxes are a bad combination. My first son liked the taste of zippo lighter fluid and old english furniture polish.

Well, as long as he doesn't sniff that stuff later on...

Rakis wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:The funny thing is, that kid probably has developed a natural immunitiy to swine flu from licking pigs.

I stopped worrying about what my kids put in their mouths like the day after they start to crawl.

Everything gets tasted.

Infants and cat litter boxes are a bad combination. My first son liked the taste of zippo lighter fluid and old english furniture polish.

Well, as long as he doesn't sniff that stuff later on...

At the moment I'm busy finding new places to hide my pr0n.

Did we do the pigs fly joke yet>?

There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu

SwordMaster wrote:Did we do the pigs fly joke yet>?

There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu

I think one was supposed to come before the other.

Freakzilla wrote:

Rakis wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:The funny thing is, that kid probably has developed a natural immunitiy to swine flu from licking pigs.

I stopped worrying about what my kids put in their mouths like the day after they start to crawl.

Everything gets tasted.

Infants and cat litter boxes are a bad combination. My first son liked the taste of zippo lighter fluid and old english furniture polish.

Well, as long as he doesn't sniff that stuff later on...

At the moment I'm busy finding new places to hide my pr0n.

Those damn cheerleading jailbait !!

SwordMaster wrote:Did we do the pigs fly joke yet>?

There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu

My son said he is stealing your joke.

And my husband would like it. He likes BAD PUNS.

Eyes High wrote:

SwordMaster wrote:Did we do the pigs fly joke yet>?

There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu

My son said he is stealing your joke.

And my husband would like it. He likes BAD PUNS.

By all means they can have this one, I too enjoy bad puns. lols

Be proud: you just achieved KJA level.

SandChigger wrote:Be proud: you just achieved KJA level.

Thank you, thank you see you guyses later at the secret forces meet up at the bingo hall

SwordMaster wrote:Did we do the pigs fly joke yet>?

There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu

AWESOME!!!



But seriously, this stuff is no laughing matter. Get the facts:

http://doihaveswineflu.org/

Drunken Idaho wrote:

SwordMaster wrote:Did we do the pigs fly joke yet>?

There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu

AWESOME!!!



But seriously, this stuff is no laughing matter. Get the facts:

http://doihaveswineflu.org/

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