Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence
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Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence
Bristol Palin, daughter of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, went on "Good Morning America" to launch her new pastime as an ambassador for abstinence.
Anchor Christopher Cuomo pointed out that Palin's own personal history went against her abstinence-only message for teens. (Palin, 18, recently had a baby with former boyfriend Levi Johnston.) She became pregnant after she and Levi failed to use protection (something Johnston admitted on the "Tyra" show.)
Palin was less forthcoming on this issue than her ex. "Regardless of what I did personally, I just think that abstinence is the only way you can effectively, 100% foolproof way you can prevent pregnancy,"
But seriously guys, 1 baby or 2 babies. She is still hot
Anchor Christopher Cuomo pointed out that Palin's own personal history went against her abstinence-only message for teens. (Palin, 18, recently had a baby with former boyfriend Levi Johnston.) She became pregnant after she and Levi failed to use protection (something Johnston admitted on the "Tyra" show.)
Palin was less forthcoming on this issue than her ex. "Regardless of what I did personally, I just think that abstinence is the only way you can effectively, 100% foolproof way you can prevent pregnancy,"
But seriously guys, 1 baby or 2 babies. She is still hot
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I'd hit it.
On abstenance: Telling children not to do something is a sure way to get them to do it.
On abstenance: Telling children not to do something is a sure way to get them to do it.
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Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence
say no to drugs
say no to sex
or
if you do drugs be safe
if you have sex be safe
hmmmmm, what has a chance of working?
say no to sex
or
if you do drugs be safe
if you have sex be safe
hmmmmm, what has a chance of working?
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If a parent thinks their teenage child in not going to do drugs or have sex their delusional.
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I do neither. So it is possible.
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seriously>?
so sex and no drugs make me something something
go crazy?
DONT MIND IF I DO!! WAHHHHHHHhhhhhhh
so sex and no drugs make me something something
go crazy?
DONT MIND IF I DO!! WAHHHHHHHhhhhhhh
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I prefer the no beer no TV version...SwordMaster wrote:seriously>?
so sex and no drugs make me something something
go crazy?
DONT MIND IF I DO!! WAHHHHHHHhhhhhhh
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Im glad you saw that. LOL!Rakis wrote:I prefer the no beer no TV version...SwordMaster wrote:seriously>?
so sex and no drugs make me something something
go crazy?
DONT MIND IF I DO!! WAHHHHHHHhhhhhhh
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SadisticCynic wrote:I do neither. So it is possible.
Well, some people have a choice in the matter, that makes abstinance more difficult.
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UBER ZING!Freakzilla wrote:SadisticCynic wrote:I do neither. So it is possible.
Well, some people have a choice in the matter, that makes abstinance more difficult.
The more chance you have, the harder to resist those chances.
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Damn, you got me!
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I'm sorry, nothing personal. I just can't let a set-up like that go without knocking it down.
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Don't worry man, I thought it was hilarious.
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Re: Bristol Palin - ambassador for abstinence
My country has been fighting a losing battle against low birth rates for longer than I've been alive. In most first world industrialized countries, they have been experiencing similar problems to a lesser degree. According to national statistics, almost 10% of the population age 15-30 that is physically capable of having sex does not do so. We don't need an abstinence program. We need a procreation program. We need financial incentives to have families and give tax breaks to existing parents raising children. We need ways to combat our ever decreasing birth rates, not contribute to the decline.
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Think of it this way, each couple must have 2.4 children to maintain the current population. The 0.4 accounts for the mortality rate.
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In Quebec, fathers get 5 weeks of leave with 70% of the pay...it convinced me for our second child...GamePlayer wrote:My country has been fighting a losing battle against low birth rates for longer than I've been alive. In most first world industrialized countries, they have been experiencing similar problems to a lesser degree. According to national statistics, almost 10% of the population age 15-30 that is physically capable of having sex does not do so. We don't need an abstinence program. We need a procreation program. We need financial incentives to have families and give tax breaks to existing parents raising children. We need ways to combat our ever decreasing birth rates, not contribute to the decline.
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Man, that would be nice. With our last child, my wife was ordered to bed rest for he last couple weeks of her pregnancy, I tried to work from home but got nowhere. I would have been nice to take that time off and not worry about it. That was with another company though, I think Honeywell does have some kind of paternity leave... yep, we do. Damnit, I'm not getting my wife un-fixed just to take some time off!Rakis wrote:In Quebec, fathers get 5 weeks of leave with 70% of the pay...it convinced me for our second child...GamePlayer wrote:My country has been fighting a losing battle against low birth rates for longer than I've been alive. In most first world industrialized countries, they have been experiencing similar problems to a lesser degree. According to national statistics, almost 10% of the population age 15-30 that is physically capable of having sex does not do so. We don't need an abstinence program. We need a procreation program. We need financial incentives to have families and give tax breaks to existing parents raising children. We need ways to combat our ever decreasing birth rates, not contribute to the decline.
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Amazing. We should be doing that nationwide. What a shame.Rakis wrote:In Quebec, fathers get 5 weeks of leave with 70% of the pay...it convinced me for our second child...GamePlayer wrote:My country has been fighting a losing battle against low birth rates for longer than I've been alive. In most first world industrialized countries, they have been experiencing similar problems to a lesser degree. According to national statistics, almost 10% of the population age 15-30 that is physically capable of having sex does not do so. We don't need an abstinence program. We need a procreation program. We need financial incentives to have families and give tax breaks to existing parents raising children. We need ways to combat our ever decreasing birth rates, not contribute to the decline.
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Thanks FZ, she is one hell of a MILF
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Man, I think there's got to be a minimum age for MILF status. She's way better lookin' than mom though, dad must have some good genes.SwordMaster wrote:Thanks FZ, she is one hell of a MILF
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The eskimo wolf hunting snow machine champian?
Yeah, plus Gretta Van Sustran looks like she is going to actually rape him whenever she interviews them.
The MILF thing was ment to be a joke, how can a MILF be 21 yrs old?!?!
But yah I think she is way better lookin then Sarah too, but can she shoot wolves from a helicopter?
Yeah, plus Gretta Van Sustran looks like she is going to actually rape him whenever she interviews them.
The MILF thing was ment to be a joke, how can a MILF be 21 yrs old?!?!
But yah I think she is way better lookin then Sarah too, but can she shoot wolves from a helicopter?
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That would only increase the hotness.SwordMaster wrote:...but can she shoot wolves from a helicopter?
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exactly, plus you know that she has some churchbell nuts!Freakzilla wrote:That would only increase the hotness.SwordMaster wrote:...but can she shoot wolves from a helicopter?
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Yeah, she'd probably want to be on top all the time, huh?SwordMaster wrote:exactly, plus you know that she has some churchbell nuts!Freakzilla wrote:That would only increase the hotness.SwordMaster wrote:...but can she shoot wolves from a helicopter?
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