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lotek wrote:

wtf ?

DN of the political scene. (Only positive views expressed)

Wonder if their board admin is as uptight as BM over @DN?

Someone's still smarting over getting banned, huh?

Kristi Noem, U.S. Representative for South Dakota and Assistant Majority Leader

meh.
Mormons fuck with their nightgowns on ...

hum.

well, that was unfortunate ...

SandRider wrote:meh.
Mormons fuck with their nightgowns on ...

yeah what's the point in having multiple wives with that fact in mind ?

For the last half hour or so CNNj has been running a little bottom-of-the-screen update about the Palins' lawyer having filed for trademark registration for "Sarah Palin" and "Bristol Palin".

What's the fuckwit bitch up to now?

Omphalos wrote:

lotek wrote:whoever gets Colorado gets the hack and Becca, have you considered that ?

The gentleman from northern California moves for a pogrom in Colorado!

I second the motion of the gentleman from northern California with the amendment the House also adopts the Pogrom Committee's report regarding Tacoma, Washington.

Thank you

SandChigger wrote:For the last half hour or so CNNj has been running a little bottom-of-the-screen update about the Palins' lawyer having filed for trademark registration for "Sarah Palin" and "Bristol Palin".

What's the fuckwit bitch up to now?

Well she fucked that up to and has to refile the paperwork because she and her dumb fuck of a daughter forgot to sign it

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In fairness (not that the bitch deserves it), it looks like it was the family lawyer that dropped the ball. Too bad for him (she'll probably sue? ) but she should have gone to someone who handles trademark applications exclusively. Like she has now.

It's just a never-ending show, isn't it?

Sorry, but what are they getting the trademark for? Will this mean you can purchase Sarah Palin?

Well, that wouldn't be anything new. That whore's been for sale from day one.

I think it's to protect her talk circuit gigs, website "product", maybe stuff like consulting services, etc. (Remember, IANAL, but I'm thinking it would be like The Big Happy Hacks Circle Jerk bunch trademarking their "Superstars Writing Seminars" name. That kind of thing?)

And I think the daughter will be promoting some fantasy books about The Great Protective Balloon of Teen Abstinence.

SandChigger wrote: And I think the daughter will be promoting some fantasy books about The Great Protective Balloon of Teen Abstinence.

The Great Protective Balloon of Teen Abstinence Volume 1: One Prick And All Gone!

SadisticCynic wrote:Sorry, but what are they getting the trademark for? Will this mean you can purchase Sarah Palin?

Publicity. They have nothing else to say, and this keeps their names in the newspapers until they think of something.

Omphalos wrote:

SadisticCynic wrote:Sorry, but what are they getting the trademark for? Will this mean you can purchase Sarah Palin?

Publicity. They have nothing else to say, and this keeps their names in the newspapers until they think of something.

T-shirt sales.

Bristol Palin says she had corrective jaw surgery

Any chance that was so she could open her mouth wider?

She meant "corrective jowel" surgery right?

If I'm ever People's Glorious Benevolent Leader, I'm going to outlaw frivolous cosmetic surgery. And not because it will be hilarious watching people maim themselves in order to get a new face.

On the other hand, I will grant funds for liposuction for overweight people, and harvest all the extra skin for burn victims, and give all the fat to biofuel companies.

Then people overindulge in food and don't exercise since that svelte figure they've always wanted is only a few pumps away!

I like the before picture better.

It's 'shopped.

JustSomeGuy wrote:I like the before picture better.

Me too, she just needed to get a little exercise.

I think she did it so she could hold her mouth open longer, you see, that's why she got pregnant.

Bristol Palin admits her recent change in appearance was due to a procedure — but not plastic surgery.

The 20-year-old daughter of 2008 GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin tells Us Weekly that she underwent corrective jaw surgery in December, a month after she finished third on ABC's "Dancing with the Stars." Her face now appears thinner, with higher cheekbones and an angular jaw.

The new look, complete with Palin losing 5 pounds, was unveiled April 30 at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner in Washington, D.C.

"Yes, it improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons," she told the magazine for its May 23 issue, which will be on newsstands Friday.

Palin said she had the procedure so her jaw and teeth could properly realign.

While growing up, she wore braces and a device to help correct an overbite. But she said her dentist warned her that she'd have to have surgery one day.

The Palin family's lawyer declined to comment to The Associated Press on Tuesday.

Palin said she is pleased with the new look.

"I look older, more mature and don't have as much of a chubby little baby face," she told the magazine.

Palin said she doesn't obsess over her face and would consider plastic surgery only in an extreme situation.

"I wouldn't get plastic surgery unless I got in an accident or something terrible and got disfigured," she said.

Palin will be back on TV by the end of the year, starring in a reality series for the Bio Channel. The as-yet-untitled series will follow her move from Alaska to Los Angeles with her son, Tripp, to work at a small charity. She will live with actor brothers Kyle and Christopher Massey.

Kyle Massey is a fellow "Dancing" contestant and Palin's good friend, the network said.

Palin can also soon add author to her resume.

She signed with William Morrow to publish "Not Afraid of Life," to come out this summer. Morrow, an imprint of HarperCollins, has said the memoir would provide "an inside look at her life."

Levi Johnston, the father of her child, also is planning a tell-all book about his tumultuous relationship with the Palin family.

Touchstone Publishing has a fall publication date for Johnston's book, "Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs."

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Meghan McCain: ‘I’m strictly dickly’



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