SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
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- SandChigger
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Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
You smell of arse!
My nose you hurt!
'Tis easy to fart
When you wear a skirt!
Zee gem eez own, EENGLEESH MEASURE!!!
My nose you hurt!
'Tis easy to fart
When you wear a skirt!
Zee gem eez own, EENGLEESH MEASURE!!!
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Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
Now it's ON!
DUNE, as interpreted by a blue man with a green tushie
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Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
Rob, ye ken that was the only racial slur propagated by the English that's based on fact.
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Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
inhuien wrote:Rob, ye ken that was the only racial slur propagated by the English that's based on fact.
Don't I know Every time the bloody hens see a man in a kilt they hae tae confirm for themselves
Rob
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What is this, foul stench
That hath once again afflicted
My fair and virgin nares ?
Lo, from what fetid depth hath now crawled this putrid evil
Long since presumed dead and gangrenous ?
A wraith, then, surely not one of the living, a twisted ghola
Borne in the tanks of Shaitan! Foul creature, slinkest thou now
Upwards to the light? Breath thee then the pure air of Men ?
Nay! Nay, saith I, The SandRider; back to thy slimey hole,
Thy porn-filled caverns, & leave us, the World, at Peace ....
That hath once again afflicted
My fair and virgin nares ?
Lo, from what fetid depth hath now crawled this putrid evil
Long since presumed dead and gangrenous ?
A wraith, then, surely not one of the living, a twisted ghola
Borne in the tanks of Shaitan! Foul creature, slinkest thou now
Upwards to the light? Breath thee then the pure air of Men ?
Nay! Nay, saith I, The SandRider; back to thy slimey hole,
Thy porn-filled caverns, & leave us, the World, at Peace ....
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
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Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
Just leave a couple of copies on the top of the stairs, for studies and such.
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
By my faith! Dost thou yet wheeze and sputter thy spleen
Upon the earth, O flea-bitten reeling-ripe crook-pated haggard? Have on!
(And if source of stench thou seekest, look first to the depths
Of thine own "slimey hole"!)
Upon the earth, O flea-bitten reeling-ripe crook-pated haggard? Have on!
(And if source of stench thou seekest, look first to the depths
Of thine own "slimey hole"!)
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O! Each of ye fetid fart bags!
Cut off even in the blossoms of my sin,
Unhousel'd, disappointed, unanel'd;
No reckoning made, but sent to my account
With all my imperfections on my head.
At least I still wander these hallowed halls.
Cut off even in the blossoms of my sin,
Unhousel'd, disappointed, unanel'd;
No reckoning made, but sent to my account
With all my imperfections on my head.
At least I still wander these hallowed halls.
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Now but how sad doth my heart turneth,
For in every corner of this belov'd sietch I search
In vain, seeking that stunted half-worm, half-man,
The bane of my dreams, that villain whose absence
Brings such pain.
He is Gone! He is Gone, and not returned,
Nine hundred days or more, and without his foil
My wit grows dull, sand drags at my feet,
And I wish to lay in the cool waters, forever,
Alone.
For in every corner of this belov'd sietch I search
In vain, seeking that stunted half-worm, half-man,
The bane of my dreams, that villain whose absence
Brings such pain.
He is Gone! He is Gone, and not returned,
Nine hundred days or more, and without his foil
My wit grows dull, sand drags at my feet,
And I wish to lay in the cool waters, forever,
Alone.
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008