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SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
Posted: 15 May 2009 11:06
by SandRider
Ah, Foul Tick, how loathsome & furry is thine image !
I do wish thou wert a dog,
That I might love thee something ....
Away, you three-inch fool, you foul-spoken coward,
that thund'rest with thy tongue, but with thy weapon,
nothing dares perform ....
{edit to correct topic title misspelling}
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 15 May 2009 11:09
by TheDukester
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 15 May 2009 11:26
by SadisticCynic
Rider v Chigger
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 15 May 2009 11:54
by SandChigger
What, O surly, teetering Haggard? Hast thou found at last
within the Stygian depths of thy baseborn churlish heart
the pluck to mewl again at me? Miscreant wart, have at!
Yea, I warrant full well thou wouldst fancy a tryst with dog,
thou reeky rump-snorting wagtail. Thy maggot-pie dreams
do but reveal the earth-vexing dissembling of a hedge-born cur.
Fie on thee! Had coneys the use of human hands, I should pull forth
thy foot-licking tongue and with it strangle thee!
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 15 May 2009 12:07
by Eyes High
This should be interesting.
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 15 May 2009 12:20
by A Thing of Eternity
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 15 May 2009 12:54
by GamePlayer
"
I must have missed 60 Minutes. What are they saying?"
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 15 May 2009 14:06
by TheDukester
Seriously, is there like a Shakespeare-esque language generator out there on the interwebs that these guys are tapping into? Or are they just that awesome?
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 15 May 2009 14:26
by A Thing of Eternity
Just that awesome.
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 15 May 2009 14:34
by Omphalos
I thinks the little conseys is prescious!
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 15 May 2009 15:38
by inhuien
And round one goes to The Sandrider, on points.
However:
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I think you two should take it to the Mud-Pit for round two.
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 15 May 2009 16:14
by Eyes High
TheDukester wrote:Seriously, is there like a Shakespeare-esque language generator out there on the interwebs that these guys are tapping into? Or are they just that awesome?
Yeah, I think that is all them.
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 15 May 2009 18:11
by SandChigger
(Don't I wish.
)
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 15 May 2009 18:26
by Mandy
inhuien wrote:
I think you two should take it to the Mud-Pit for round two.
I second this motion.
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 15 May 2009 18:53
by SandChigger
Darlin', you wanna hear something scary?
I've been thinking of doing a Chiga LaBoof version of that off-sepia pic Carlos posted in the Paul-casting thread the other day.
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 15 May 2009 19:39
by A Thing of Eternity
SandChigger wrote:Darlin', you wanna hear something scary?
I've been thinking of doing a Chiga LaBoof version of that off-sepia pic Carlos posted in the Paul-casting thread the other day.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 15 May 2009 21:45
by Rakis
A Thing of Eternity wrote:SandChigger wrote:Darlin', you wanna hear something scary?
I've been thinking of doing a Chiga LaBoof version of that off-sepia pic Carlos posted in the Paul-casting thread the other day.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
QFT
...and i don't want to see Chigger's head on a girl wrestling in mud either...i still have nightmares about that pic with a bed and roses...
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 15 May 2009 23:45
by GamePlayer
SandChigger wrote:Darlin', you wanna hear something scary?
I've been thinking of doing a Chiga LaBoof version of that off-sepia pic Carlos posted in the Paul-casting thread the other day.
As long as you remember to turn the sepia tone to a pink hue, I'm all for it
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 16 May 2009 06:19
by SandChigger
THE DAMNED SHIRT WAS SALMON DAMMIT!!! 
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 16 May 2009 07:30
by Tleszer
ChickChigger, wearing a pink shirt with rose petals strategically positioned, mud wrestling Chiga LaBoof would be epic!
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 16 May 2009 10:00
by Eyes High
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 16 May 2009 12:03
by Ampoliros
SandChigger wrote:THE DAMNED SHIRT WAS SALMON DAMMIT!!!
"I understand the need to safeguard your masculinity, but really man, its a whole lot faster to just say Pink"
-Griff, Red v Blue.
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 16 May 2009 14:15
by Tleszer
Ampoliros wrote:SandChigger wrote:THE DAMNED SHIRT WAS SALMON DAMMIT!!!
"I understand the need to safeguard your masculinity, but really man, its a whole lot faster to just say Pink"
-Griff, Red v Blue.
It's not pink. It's lightish red.
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 17 May 2009 01:45
by trang
there is always a problem wearing a Salmon colored shirt, does it signify your cruising down stream for fun and frolic... or are you forging up stream against current in preparation to spawn?
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Posted: 17 May 2009 03:23
by SandChigger
Can't I go both ways?
Um ... let me rephrase that....
