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Amazon Reviewer wrote:So I'm looking for threads that say, "Hey baby...I'm real boss!" when I stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major...but three???

I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my "No Fat Chicks" shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH.

I'll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shrit; suffice to say, I'm swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I'm also more confident at work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this shirt (I should say "shirts", since I now own 23 of them).

Spicelon wrote:Read the first review and comments. Seems like something one of y'all might have written,
i.e. it's pretty damn funny!

Wolves T-shirt on Amazon

Ok first I was born in IOWA and would NOT wear these pants ever ! And secondly if this review is real and I have my doubts I am moving to Canada ASAP !!!

Mandy wrote:Did you read the Zubaz pants reviews too?

http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/produ ... ewpoints=1

Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

Freakzilla wrote:Follow-up:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090528/ap_ ... lf_t_shirt

Tongue-in-cheek reviews boost wolf T-shirt's sales

By DAVID TIRRELL-WYSOCKI, Associated Press Writer David Tirrell-wysocki, Associated Press Writer – 2 hrs 35 mins ago
CONCORD, N.H. – A T-shirt depicting three wolves howling at the moon has gained an exploding following with a Facebook page and online videos — all because a customer posted a tongue-in-cheek comment on Amazon.com saying it made him a babe magnet.

The Mountain, the Keene, N.H., company that makes the shirts, is selling thousands a day — and enjoying the comments.

"We're laughing a lot more than we used to," owner Michael Krinsky said Thursday.

Thousands responded to the original comment from last fall, adding to the shirt's supposed powers.

But one wrote that after wearing his T-shirt for weeks, he suspected the benefits were exaggerated.

"Not ONE supermodel has approached me," he wrote.

The company said it does not guarantee wearers will become "a magnet for supermodels."

GamePlayer wrote:I can see that happening. That's always been the problem with bashing; it draws attention to something that doesn't deserve attention. No press is bad press, as they say.