Winds of Dune: a complete non-event
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Painful wind?
Like, OUCH! and Pee-YOO! all at once?
LOVE it!
(I see Pestie has finally left. Or is it just taking him a long time to read the threads? )
Like, OUCH! and Pee-YOO! all at once?
LOVE it!
(I see Pestie has finally left. Or is it just taking him a long time to read the threads? )
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I've heard that when preeks read their lips move.SandChigger wrote:Painful wind?
Like, OUCH! and Pee-YOO! all at once?
LOVE it!
(I see Pestie has finally left. Or is it just taking him a long time to read the threads? )
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Freakzilla wrote:I've heard that when preeks read their lips move.SandChigger wrote:(I see Pestie has finally left. Or is it just taking him a long time to read the threads? )
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"Marcus Aurelius: There's always someone left to spin"TheDukester wrote:Is there a level beyond "Epic Fail"?
There's just no way to spin it: that is atrocious.
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(Re lips moving when reading) GREAT minds!
Holding a pencil between the lips supposedly helps.
Holding a pencil between the lips supposedly helps.
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TAZ LIVEZ!!!
(Nice manboobs, too! Look out Mandy/Six, the nipples got competition! AND in a Star Trek shirt!!!)
Oh, my, TAZ, what a COUP! You had BOTH The Hack AND BoBo at the same time, in one night!Once we finished the talk, we joined Cory for a bustling signing, then caught another cab that took us to our hotel. We had less than two hours to rest and change before we met our friend Jonathan Flamm, one of our most dedicated fans who has helped greatly on the websites and social networking pages, designing animations for us. Brian and I took Jonathan to dinner.
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Look at those three lady killers. Lock up your wives and daughters, folks!SandChigger wrote:TAZ LIVEZ!!!
Oh, my, TAZ, what a COUP! You had BOTH The Hack AND BoBo at the same time, in one night!Once we finished the talk, we joined Cory for a bustling signing, then caught another cab that took us to our hotel. We had less than two hours to rest and change before we met our friend Jonathan Flamm, one of our most dedicated fans who has helped greatly on the websites and social networking pages, designing animations for us. Brian and I took Jonathan to dinner.
(Nice manboobs, too! Look out Mandy/Six, the nipples got competition! AND in a Star Trek shirt!!!)
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Holy guacamole! Man, this seems so easy, it's almost like a cheap shot, but ...
... that picture is a just a monument to human ugliness. Seriously, there wasn't a better shot available? Bloody hell.
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(Nice gut, Keith. Better get back to your "hiking" real soon ... )
... that picture is a just a monument to human ugliness. Seriously, there wasn't a better shot available? Bloody hell.
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(Nice gut, Keith. Better get back to your "hiking" real soon ... )
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Where, exactly, are Kevin's and Brian's hands?SandChigger wrote:TAZ LIVEZ!!!
Oh, my, TAZ, what a COUP! You had BOTH The Hack AND BoBo at the same time, in one night!Once we finished the talk, we joined Cory for a bustling signing, then caught another cab that took us to our hotel. We had less than two hours to rest and change before we met our friend Jonathan Flamm, one of our most dedicated fans who has helped greatly on the websites and social networking pages, designing animations for us. Brian and I took Jonathan to dinner.
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Is that TAZ? The only other pic I've seen of him was in a muscle top. He had nice biceps, but it looks like he's really let himself go. Not often that you see four giant saggy tits in one picture.SandChigger wrote:TAZ LIVEZ!!!
Oh, my, TAZ, what a COUP! You had BOTH The Hack AND BoBo at the same time, in one night!Once we finished the talk, we joined Cory for a bustling signing, then caught another cab that took us to our hotel. We had less than two hours to rest and change before we met our friend Jonathan Flamm, one of our most dedicated fans who has helped greatly on the websites and social networking pages, designing animations for us. Brian and I took Jonathan to dinner.
(Nice manboobs, too! Look out Mandy/Six, the nipples got competition! AND in a Star Trek shirt!!!)
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Brian looks terrible.
death be knock, knock, knockin' on his do' ....
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Ah gots more hair!TheDukester wrote:(Nice gut, Keith. Better get back to your "hiking" real soon ... )
And a smaller gut!
Ah never hikes!
Just sits on mah butt!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
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SandChigger wrote:Ah gots more hair!TheDukester wrote:(Nice gut, Keith. Better get back to your "hiking" real soon ... )
And a smaller gut!
Ah never hikes!
Just sits on mah butt!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Like I've said, hiking for Kevin must be grabbing a backpack, fast food, and soda and sitting in a city park.
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God damnit Bobo, stand up straight for the picture! OK, I guess that will do.
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Seriously, they need to tighten his neck-bolts or something ...
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Is KJA bowlegged? Also, Taz's hat is AWESOME. lol
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Very gangsta...
Look, this chick is so excited her pants are falling off:
Look, this chick is so excited her pants are falling off:
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Years of thunderous impacts from Jabeca?Mandy wrote:Is KJA bowlegged?
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Mr. Teg wrote:Years of thunderous impacts from Jabeca?Mandy wrote:Is KJA bowlegged?
Did not wish to read that. I pray for your immortal soul, Mr. Teg.
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Yes, every time they do it a sandworm shows up, gets confused, and leaves.Mr. Teg wrote:Years of thunderous impacts from Jabeca?Mandy wrote:Is KJA bowlegged?
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Here's yer location of Winds action!
Mmmm ... ROCKIN'!
Maybe I should let my top bristles grow long like that, too?
NAH!!!
Mmmm ... ROCKIN'!
Maybe I should let my top bristles grow long like that, too?
NAH!!!
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The Windy Tour has blown
Kevin's tummy has grown
The books sales are down
And Brian looks lika clown
All that remains is the stank...
Kevin's tummy has grown
The books sales are down
And Brian looks lika clown
All that remains is the stank...
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On the plus side, there is now photographic proof that BoBo has held a copy of Dune in his hand. Now, it's only a matter of time before he actually tries to read it.
Of course, there is nothing to indicate that he can actually read ...
Of course, there is nothing to indicate that he can actually read ...
I had no idea that there were this many Frank Herbert fans left alive, what with the head exploding horror that is the KJA/BH atrocity.
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I have to say, Brian looks deathly ill in that photo with Taz. Geez.
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The tour is over but the Dunenovels event list has at the end one solo appearance by Kevin in Colorado. In the blahg he says that both he and Brian have individual appearances. Wonder why DN only advertised Kevin's one appearance.