Only people who have read GEoD are aware of this.Drunken Idaho wrote:I do believe it is... Didn't Hadi Benotto say that Leto's dictatel chamber was the first, or one of the first no-rooms? She seemed pretty sure that even if it wasn't, it was created using the same primitive principles that led to modern no-ship technology. If those same primitive principles existed before Leto II, then why hadn't Ix perfected it by the time of GEoD? Bah, no point in pondering that any further. Another one of Keith's foolish whims.Freakzilla wrote:Dont tell me this is the first you've heard of that!Drunken Idaho wrote:A pre-Tyrant no-ship?!
That's BULLSHIT.
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awww, fuck, so you're telling me that the wghole godamn thing was in one of keiths; books, anyway ? the fuxk ? I been sitting herr thinking for sence whenever that somewhre tehir was t beast cdrashing a little ship, well but fuck he was dead then wasn't he? so he anit crashing shit nowhere, andyway I thought I jsut gforgor I've forgtotenn alot the little plot details anyway even after a reread but goddman fuck me fuck you this whole thing was a fuckign discussion of KIETH FUCKINT ANDRSON ???
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you cocksuckers, I've had enouh of this shit.
qwuit fuckig talkign about his books like they mean anyting at all. fuck thjat
take that sit over to merritsss dungeon
GTFO OFFMY DUNE !!!111
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you cocksuckers, I've had enouh of this shit.
qwuit fuckig talkign about his books like they mean anyting at all. fuck thjat
take that sit over to merritsss dungeon
GTFO OFFMY DUNE !!!111
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Ah, nothing like a drunken rant! We all love you just the way you are grandpa
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I'll drink to that! (after work)
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I can smell the Jack Daniels over the internet
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I'm almost embarrassed over this one. But just not quite.
and that's not really burbon, I found a little stash of left-over Lortab
last night, and just couldn't resist. That's some good shit, man.
I just flat out couldn't type, and knew how messed up it looked,
and didn't care, was giggling and drooling when I hit "submit".
and that's not really burbon, I found a little stash of left-over Lortab
last night, and just couldn't resist. That's some good shit, man.
I just flat out couldn't type, and knew how messed up it looked,
and didn't care, was giggling and drooling when I hit "submit".
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No worries, good entertainment for all.
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oh, I'm funny, huh ?
I fucking entertain you, do I ?
I'm a fucking clown, huh ?
{shoots Freak in kneecap, beats body with baseball bat}
I fucking entertain you, do I ?
I'm a fucking clown, huh ?
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The fumes this morning almost put me off me Cheerios.GamePlayer wrote:I can smell the Jack Daniels over the internet
(I made me a tequila mockingbird last night but kept it to myself. What I didn't spit at the tube while watching Knowing, that is. )
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btw, Jack Daniels is for toothless rednecks in trailer parks & high school girls.
Jack Daniels is Tennessee Sippin' Whiskey, not bourbon.
I'm almost exclusively Wellers these days, ever since the Evan Williams
gave me a stroke a few years ago ...
Jack Daniels is Tennessee Sippin' Whiskey, not bourbon.
I'm almost exclusively Wellers these days, ever since the Evan Williams
gave me a stroke a few years ago ...
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Even Williams is for those who can't afford Jim Beam.
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My floormates in the dorms got me drunk on a fifth of Jim Beam for my birthday my freshman year at State.
30 years later and I still cannot abide the smell of the shit. Blech!
30 years later and I still cannot abide the smell of the shit. Blech!
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I wasn't trying to say that JB was superior quality, just that it's better than EW.SandChigger wrote:My floormates in the dorms got me drunk on a fifth of Jim Beam for my birthday my freshman year at State.
30 years later and I still cannot abide the smell of the shit. Blech!
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That's cool ... and I'll take your word for it.
If EW is worse than JB, then ... (shudder)
If EW is worse than JB, then ... (shudder)
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It's like $5/fifth worse, after a couple of shots it's imperceptible (OMG I spelled that RIGHT! ).SandChigger wrote:That's cool ... and I'll take your word for it.
If EW is worse than JB, then ... (shudder)
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Anyone here tried 94.5 proof imported, English Tangeray? Side Note: I'm being as specific as I can dammit.
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That's a gin right?Sandwurm88 wrote:Anyone here tried 94.5 proof imported, English Tangeray? Side Note: I'm being as specific as I can dammit.
No... can't say I have.
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Not yet, I'm a Bombay man, but for special occasions I bust out the Hendricks.Sandwurm88 wrote:Anyone here tried 94.5 proof imported, English Tangeray? Side Note: I'm being as specific as I can dammit.
I like my martinis pretty much Churchhill style (gin heads should know what I mean), with an olive stuffed with a clove of garlic, or a kalamata olive.
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Hang on a sec...Sandwurm88 wrote:Anyone here tried 94.5 proof imported, English Tangeray? Side Note: I'm being as specific as I can dammit.
HOLY FUCK! MY TANQUERAY BOTTLE IS EMPTY!?! AAAAAAAGH!!!
Ahem ... 94.6 proof, yes. I seem to remember it as having been quite good.
(Off to the Beverage Center tomorrow, it seems! )
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Freakzilla wrote:It's like $5/fifth worse, after a couple of shots it's imperceptible (OMG I spelled that RIGHT! ).SandChigger wrote:That's cool ... and I'll take your word for it.
If EW is worse than JB, then ... (shudder)
imperceptible until the stroke, anyway ....
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Dammit, Chig!!! I just checked under the cereal cabinet, and you're right. Greenish bottle with un-stylistic white label? That shit burns like a fucker when you drink it straight. I've had Everclear 190, the strongest proof you can buy, which is illegal in some states, and its got nothing on Tangeray. I've tried to hold a shot in my mouth for thirty seconds and couldn't feel my tongue or throat afterwards. I gave a shot to a girl once and she downed it and then started crying!!!
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Which is why you drink it with tonic water. Or think gay thoughts?Sandwurm88 wrote:That shit burns like a fucker when you drink it straight.
Speaking of which...
Is it at long last time again for ... The Joke?I've tried to hold a shot in my mouth for thirty seconds and couldn't feel my tongue or throat afterwards. I gave a shot to a girl once and she downed it and then started crying!!!
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I LOVE Tanqueray Sterling Vodka.SandChigger wrote:Hang on a sec...Sandwurm88 wrote:Anyone here tried 94.5 proof imported, English Tangeray? Side Note: I'm being as specific as I can dammit.
HOLY FUCK! MY TANQUERAY BOTTLE IS EMPTY!?! AAAAAAAGH!!!
Ahem ... 94.6 proof, yes. I seem to remember it as having been quite good.
(Off to the Beverage Center tomorrow, it seems! )
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SandChigger wrote:Which is why you drink it with tonic water. Or think gay thoughts?Sandwurm88 wrote:That shit burns like a fucker when you drink it straight.
Speaking of which...
Is it at long last time again for ... The Joke?I've tried to hold a shot in my mouth for thirty seconds and couldn't feel my tongue or throat afterwards. I gave a shot to a girl once and she downed it and then started crying!!!
Si.
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Yes.
Everyone does it:
Hilarious Double Entendres From TV Commentators Gaffes
MIKE Hallett on Sky Sports discussing snooker during a match where Steve Davis kept missing easy pots "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."
STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."
Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edward's tyre choice on World Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."
WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."
ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."
DURING the 1989 British Masters golf tournament, the commentator observed: "Notices are appearing at courses telling golfers not to lick their balls on the green."
CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."
CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."
JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
More Hilarious Double Entendres From TV Commentators Gaffes
THE new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away..."My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."
WILLIE Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions."
USPGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.... Oh my god! What have I just said?"
David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics - "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
Metro Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."
Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
Pat Glenn- Weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
(non sports)
Chris Tarrant discussing the first Who wants to be a Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."
Everyone does it:
Hilarious Double Entendres From TV Commentators Gaffes
MIKE Hallett on Sky Sports discussing snooker during a match where Steve Davis kept missing easy pots "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."
STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."
Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edward's tyre choice on World Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."
WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."
ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."
DURING the 1989 British Masters golf tournament, the commentator observed: "Notices are appearing at courses telling golfers not to lick their balls on the green."
CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."
CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."
JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
More Hilarious Double Entendres From TV Commentators Gaffes
THE new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away..."My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."
WILLIE Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions."
USPGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.... Oh my god! What have I just said?"
David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics - "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
Metro Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."
Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
Pat Glenn- Weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
(non sports)
Chris Tarrant discussing the first Who wants to be a Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."