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- SandChigger
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I guess what impressed me most about it (after the sheer number of tone-deaf people they managed to convince to appear and sing in the thing, I mean) was how many ABBA songs they actually managed to contrive situations for. No reach too far, carried to its utmost, ridiculous ultimate.
- Freakzilla
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You should see Across the Universe. They turned She's So Heavy, a song about Yoko Ono, into a war protest.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
- lotek
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i allowed one of my girlfriends once to chose the movie we were going to watch...Omphalos wrote:My wife got that from NetFlix actually believing that i would sit down and watch it with her. She honestly could not believe the laughter I gave her when she told me what we were going to watch.
some French romantic comedy that sucked so much that never again was she to do it again!(also she dumped me later lol)
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You got off lightly, she could have married youlotek wrote:(also she dumped me later lol)
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luckily for me she didn't, she was nuts and ravaged my van while I was on a romantic week end in London with the next one(who left too_no no pattern here but they both were nuts)inhuien wrote:You got off lightly, she could have married youlotek wrote:(also she dumped me later lol)
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Now that's bad luck, crazy chicks are Crazy.
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For real? Drew Barrymore can't do accents.Redstar wrote:I like Ever After.
- lotek
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well maybe not that crazyinhuien wrote:Now that's bad luck, crazy chicks are Crazy.
IK'd still be running for this one!
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- inhuien
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Yar!!! Your [ctr-v] be faster than mine.
- Arrrmanda
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I think that chick was in the movie I saw tonight yelling at the screen.
- inhuien
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Better the screen than you.Arrrmanda wrote:I think that chick was in the movie I saw tonight yelling at the screen.
- lotek
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sounds like some Space Balls lineinhuien wrote:Yar!!! Your [ctr-v] be faster than mine.
Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.
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- Arrrmanda
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I know right? I'm real small and weak and very white so angry black chicks scare the crap out of me. Nothing stereotypical or racist intended, but they are intimidating to a meek little nerd like me. Especially when they are arguing with me about shoes.inhuien wrote:Better the screen than you.Arrrmanda wrote:I think that chick was in the movie I saw tonight yelling at the screen.
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Why on Earth would you argue about shoes?Arrrmanda wrote:I know right? I'm real small and weak and very white so angry black chicks scare the crap out of me. Nothing stereotypical or racist intended, but they are intimidating to a meek little nerd like me. Especially when they are arguing with me about shoes.inhuien wrote:Better the screen than you.Arrrmanda wrote:I think that chick was in the movie I saw tonight yelling at the screen.
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Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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If you step on a black guy's shoes HE WILL BEAT YOUR ASS. Or kill you.
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Depends on what neigborhood you're in.Redstar wrote:If you step on a black guy's shoes HE WILL BEAT YOUR ASS. Or kill you.
All women are crazy, it's a matter of degree.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
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Yeah, true. I once stepped on a white guy's shoes and he looked at me like he was about to beat me to a pulp, but luckily we were friends of a sort. He fought the urge.
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I thought it was a dispute between women?Redstar wrote:If you step on a black guy's shoes HE WILL BEAT YOUR ASS. Or kill you.
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
- Arrrmanda
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My part time job is in a shoe store and I'll let you fill in the rest.
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It's a shared mentality among the young black culture, at least in these parts of California. How and if it extends to women, I don't know, though there are sex parallels.Serkanner wrote:I thought it was a dispute between women?Redstar wrote:If you step on a black guy's shoes HE WILL BEAT YOUR ASS. Or kill you.
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Have any interesting stories? Can they compete with the amazing short film Sheos?Arrrmanda wrote:My part time job is in a shoe store and I'll let you fill in the rest.
DUNE, as interpreted by a blue man with a green tushie
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A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!Arrrmanda wrote:My part time job is in a shoe store and I'll let you fill in the rest.
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision.
Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death.
May the shoe-business take you all!
I work in a shoe-store and still I'm not happy to come home.
No-one can resist a shoe-salesman.
Let me explain. It's just like an elevator. There's a 2 ton weight limit on those shoes ...
~Al Bundy
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
- Arrrmanda
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Oh how wrong he is. Worst part: I don't even make commission.Freakzilla wrote:Sure selling shoes is fun~Al Bundy
Do I have any stories? Gosh probably dozens, but I can't think of any off the top of my head. The mall its at is less than an hour away from Palm Springs so we get a lot of rich old white ladies who's husbands are playing golf, and Asian tourists who couldn't speak English to save a life.
On top of absolutely disgusting customers who leave baby diapers in the trash cans and foot dandruff in the shoes, we're surrounded by horny single guys at the nearby stores, constantly staring in our store because their are chicks.
I had some cheap ass white bitches today who tried to argue with me about a sign until I went and got it and put it right in front of her face so she could see that it didn't say what she thought it said.
Is anyone going to get offended if I talk crap about minorities in a strickly "as shoppers" kind of way?
- lotek
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they're customers, the only minority in there is the polite customer
So go and slag'em off, if it makes you feel better you should do it.
Always.
So go and slag'em off, if it makes you feel better you should do it.
Always.
Spice is the worm's gonads.