Alia and Paul.
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Re: Alia and Paul.
Part of me wants to just walk away from that post and pretend that I'm not interested and the other part wants me to go "OMG LINK!?@"
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Oh, don't fight it, girl, indulge yourself!
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Heh. Forgot about that one.
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Re: Alia and Paul.
I, too, had forgotten. Thanks again, SandRider!
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Re: Alia and Paul.
Arrrmanda wrote:Part of me wants to just walk away from that post and pretend that I'm not interested
happens all the time around here, darlin'.
but they keep coming back.
they always come back ....
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Re: Alia and Paul.
I didn't get the incest vibe from the books.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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Re: Alia and Paul.
Ok I skimmed it and was horrified.
That line is just. Wow. Redonk!My transformation doesn't allow me to sire children, but there are many ways to share pleasure.
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Re: Alia and Paul.
Eh? Leto is so early into his transformation he's still in every way human (expecting the fact he's prevented from reaching puberty) so really he only has a full-body condom.
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I don't think so, man.Redstar wrote:Eh? Leto is so early into his transformation he's still in every way human (expecting the fact he's prevented from reaching puberty) so really he only has a full-body condom.
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I just pictured Leto wearing a crystalline veneer of sandtrout over him, so he'd just look all shiny.
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Re: Alia and Paul.
That's gross.
At the beginning of the transformation (like when a scene like THAT would be happening), was the time when Leto was too consumed with his hunger right? I just figured he never really thought about sex. Is a 9 year old boy's body already hormonal? Even if it was, did the transformation prevent that? Half the reason why kids get so crazy about it is curiosity about the newness of it and sex was definitely not new to Leto. In GEoD he just laughs when Siona acts like it's a big deal that he can't have sex.
Ugh geez, that fan fiction is so twisted. I need to stop thinking about it. I mean really, it's basically Jabba the Hutt porking a hot human chick.
At the beginning of the transformation (like when a scene like THAT would be happening), was the time when Leto was too consumed with his hunger right? I just figured he never really thought about sex. Is a 9 year old boy's body already hormonal? Even if it was, did the transformation prevent that? Half the reason why kids get so crazy about it is curiosity about the newness of it and sex was definitely not new to Leto. In GEoD he just laughs when Siona acts like it's a big deal that he can't have sex.
Ugh geez, that fan fiction is so twisted. I need to stop thinking about it. I mean really, it's basically Jabba the Hutt porking a hot human chick.
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Re: Alia and Paul.
The author's notes say: "This is set after 'Children of Dune', perhaps five or so years in about the year 10,225, though the exact year isn't really that important. Leto's still young enough to have his human body and has not even started his real metamorphosis."Arrrmanda wrote:Ugh geez, that fan fiction is so twisted. I need to stop thinking about it. I mean really, it's basically Jabba the Hutt porking a hot human chick.
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Re: Alia and Paul.
I believe Leto said he was NEVER capable of sex.
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Re: Alia and Paul.
So that's what you meant? I figured as much, but with a little suspended disbelief I managed "Leto uses BG training to force an erection for some sister lovin'".
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Re: Alia and Paul.
He could tease some of the sandtrout skin into an oh god why did I start with that train of thought oh fucking jesus shit *click* *BOOM*
*thud*
*thud*
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Re: Alia and Paul.
I have to agree, I'm pretty sure when he was explaining his sandtrout skin he mentioned it had already gone far enough that he was no longer human, physically and mentally.Freakzilla wrote:I believe Leto said he was NEVER capable of sex.
Besides, he's a walking (okay crawling and hovering) lingum
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lingam?Ampoliros wrote:I have to agree, I'm pretty sure when he was explaining his sandtrout skin he mentioned it had already gone far enough that he was no longer human, physically and mentally.Freakzilla wrote:I believe Leto said he was NEVER capable of sex.
Besides, he's a walking (okay crawling and hovering) lingum
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Re: Alia and Paul.
Yes.Arrrmanda wrote:Is a 9 year old boy's body already hormonal?
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Re: Alia and Paul.
lingam: a stylized phallic symbol that is worshiped in Hinduism as a sign of generative power and that represents the god ShivaFreakzilla wrote:lingam?Ampoliros wrote:I have to agree, I'm pretty sure when he was explaining his sandtrout skin he mentioned it had already gone far enough that he was no longer human, physically and mentally.Freakzilla wrote:I believe Leto said he was NEVER capable of sex.
Besides, he's a walking (okay crawling and hovering) lingum
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Re: Alia and Paul.
Not sure what is worse -
Alia not seeing her father of her potential children, Which means the father is has prescience...
Paul...Leto...Or Bijaz
Alia not seeing her father of her potential children, Which means the father is has prescience...
Paul...Leto...Or Bijaz
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Re: Alia and Paul.
I vote Bijaz. There's no way she wouldn't have tried hitting that.
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Re: Alia and Paul.
I believe it was Paul because that was the BG plan to save the bloodline.
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Re: Alia and Paul.
Ampoliros wrote:lingam: a stylized phallic symbol that is worshiped in Hinduism as a sign of generative power and that represents the god ShivaFreakzilla wrote:lingam?Ampoliros wrote:I have to agree, I'm pretty sure when he was explaining his sandtrout skin he mentioned it had already gone far enough that he was no longer human, physically and mentally.Freakzilla wrote:I believe Leto said he was NEVER capable of sex.
Besides, he's a walking (okay crawling and hovering) lingum
remember The Temple of Doom? the Indian dude says ".... and they took shivalingam..." when he's telling Indy about the raiders from Pankot Palace kidnapping their children and stealing the sacred rock. the sacred rock is shiva's lingham
i have a mental image of the Baron dressed like a cheerleader jumping, around all jiggly and squished in his outfit, inside Alia's head chanting "inscest is the best! put yer sister to the test."
and now you do too.
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Re: Alia and Paul.
Shukran.
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What does Shukran mean, again? Lately it seems like if I'm gone for even a little while, there are all kinds of posts when I get back.
I bring nothing to the table.