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It's only a couple days old (awww, it's so cute!) and therefore doesn't have much on it, but I think someone (or sometwo) here might enjoy it.

What's a Hummer?

no I might be French(or English)but I know what they are, never seen one here our roads would be too small I reckon

That's waaay better than getting over RAGE with random acts of ultra-violence, right?

Are you absolutely sure of that?

lotek wrote:What's a Hummer?

no I might be French(or English)but I know what they are, never seen one here our roads would be too small I reckon

That's probably for the best. They're usually associated in America with a man having a- shall I say- small baguette, nudge-nudge-wink-wink.

That's waaay better than getting over RAGE with random acts of ultra-violence, right?

Are you absolutely sure of that?

Sometimes, not so much. However, writing keeps me out of jail a lot better than ultra-violence would. Not that a malenky bit of spilled krovvy wouldn't do wonders sometimes...

"let's get ready for a little bit of the old.. ultra violence"

(off topic: I just remember seeing that "Clockwork Orange" title translation in French "The Mechanical Orange" and wondering why the hell that thing I was not allowed to watch would talk about oranges lol))

But yep you must be right, going on the rampage while probably a good way of letting that anger out has still quite a few drawbacks, especially the almost traditional death of the perpretrator(perpre???)

So that's what you look like?

A wee bit geeky, what?

lotek wrote:What's a Hummer? ...never seen one here our roads would be too small I reckon

Never driven one on a road.

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P is for Pertinent Questions


How can some rich people afford to be such poor tippers?
depends on level of rich you're talking about.
If you mean upper-middle class in a nice restaurant who pay
with a preferred credit card, those folks are just assholes.
(they also believe that the inflated prices of the bullshit
food they just consumed is some how passed on to the staff)
Real rich people have never really seen cash and don't know
how to use it - they also assume on of their people take care
of things like that ...

Who is Andy Dick and why should I think he's funny?
Before his "discovery" by the mainstream, Andy was one
of the best and brightest hopes for a new type of edgy,
political & social comedy. Then he got into Mitch Hedberg's
stash, and diddled away his potential.

Who is Carrot Top and why should I think he's funny?
Old Drag Queen, Andy Dick's old boyfriend, not funny.

Where do hipsters come from?
local shopping malls

Who do hipsters think they're kidding?
their parents, mostly.

Why would a girl that says she's looking for a nice guy end up with a jerk who plans on using her as a means to an end, especially when the nice guy, the girl and the jerk know full well that said jerk's end resides in said girl's pants?
are you implying that you're the real "nice guy", and
interested in more than just getting in the girl's pants ?
like you really care about her dreams and aspirations and so forth ?
there, right there, that's why you're not getting laid.

Just what do girls want anyways?
I have it on good authority
that girls just wanna have fun. (duh.)

Why do people say that Wal-Mart is a communist plot because it shuts down Mom and Pop stores when it is, in fact, the perfect example of successful capitalism?
I have a website on that subject ....

Why does Top 40 radio have to encourage repetitive, uninspired music?
radio plays what is produced. don't blame the messenger.

What's with Arizona's lack of jazz and classical music on the radio when there are at least 100 rap stations that no one listens to?
There are no commercial jazz & classical radio stations anywhere anymore.
That's what your local college NPR affiliate & XM radio are for.
White suburban kids still wanna rebel, their parents are still giving
them money to spend.

How is Dick Clark still alive and where can I get what he's using?
Dick Clark died in a hot tub accident in 1977.
What you've grown up watching is actually a bionic replica.
(they had the technology back then ....)

How come the rest of the world can't make up its mind on whether it hates or envies America?
Because America keeps pulling it's bi-polar power trip.
The rest of the world knows we're like a crazy rich alcoholic uncle.
What will this Christmas bring ? Great presents, new cars for everyone,
or will the old dude fly into a rage and start swinging an axe, screaming
about how Aunt Phyllis fucked him over in 1965 ? And deep down, you know
he really doesn't like you anyway, but you're family, so whatcha gonna do ?

Why do some conservative parents like metaphors that rely on an immature pre-frontal cortex when they could just tell their kids what's up and skip all that symbolism nonsense?
that's all parents everywhere.
Besides, the Easter Bunny's funny & fuck you if you don't love Santa. Commie.

Why does the media foster the dichotomy between conservatives and liberals anyways, since those labels don't really exist in the black-and-white terms they're presented in?
again, don't blame the messenger.
it's not the media, it's the rich and their corporate machinations that want to keep
us all divided, fighting amongst ourselves over petty bullshit (race, politics, religion)
while they steal all the fucking money.

Which makes more sense: an all-powerful man creating the entire universe according to his whims, or a big ball of NOTHING exploding- without any energy from an exterior source- and turning into SOMETHING that later coalesces into EVERYTHING?
both are incorrect.


What has epistemology ever done for me?
okay, you got me there.




also,
shitmydadsays: "Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."

Which makes more sense: an all-powerful man creating the entire universe according to his whims, or a big ball of NOTHING exploding- without any energy from an exterior source- and turning into SOMETHING that later coalesces into EVERYTHING?
both are incorrect.

Where does this info on the state of the universe before the big bang come from? How do you know it came from NOTHING?

Freakzilla wrote:

Which makes more sense: an all-powerful man creating the entire universe according to his whims, or a big ball of NOTHING exploding- without any energy from an exterior source- and turning into SOMETHING that later coalesces into EVERYTHING?
both are incorrect.

Where does this info on the state of the universe before the big bang come from? How do you know it came from NOTHING?

I assume it's an assumption, possibly based on the fact that it is expanding into Nothing, I don't know.

Freakzilla wrote:

Which makes more sense: an all-powerful man creating the entire universe according to his whims, or a big ball of NOTHING exploding- without any energy from an exterior source- and turning into SOMETHING that later coalesces into EVERYTHING?
both are incorrect.

Where does this info on the state of the universe before the big bang come from? How do you know it came from NOTHING?

What can exist without time or space?

inhuien wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

Which makes more sense: an all-powerful man creating the entire universe according to his whims, or a big ball of NOTHING exploding- without any energy from an exterior source- and turning into SOMETHING that later coalesces into EVERYTHING?
both are incorrect.

Where does this info on the state of the universe before the big bang come from? How do you know it came from NOTHING?

I assume it's an assumption, possibly based on the fact that it is expanding into Nothing, I don't know.

I think there is a missunderstanding of "nothingness" here.

SadisticCynic wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

Which makes more sense: an all-powerful man creating the entire universe according to his whims, or a big ball of NOTHING exploding- without any energy from an exterior source- and turning into SOMETHING that later coalesces into EVERYTHING?
both are incorrect.

Where does this info on the state of the universe before the big bang come from? How do you know it came from NOTHING?

What can exist without time or space?

Other dimensions.

Freakzilla wrote:

SadisticCynic wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

Which makes more sense: an all-powerful man creating the entire universe according to his whims, or a big ball of NOTHING exploding- without any energy from an exterior source- and turning into SOMETHING that later coalesces into EVERYTHING?
both are incorrect.

Where does this info on the state of the universe before the big bang come from? How do you know it came from NOTHING?

What can exist without time or space?

Other dimensions.

And would they be temporal or spatial?

(Honestly, I don't have a hugely detailed knowledge of this sort of thing, so if it seems I'm being ignorant I probably am. )

SadisticCynic wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

SadisticCynic wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

Which makes more sense: an all-powerful man creating the entire universe according to his whims, or a big ball of NOTHING exploding- without any energy from an exterior source- and turning into SOMETHING that later coalesces into EVERYTHING?
both are incorrect.

Where does this info on the state of the universe before the big bang come from? How do you know it came from NOTHING?

What can exist without time or space?

Other dimensions.

And would they be temporal or spatial?

Spatial. Time has only one dimension.

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lotek wrote:What's a Hummer?

no I might be French(or English)but I know what they are, never seen one here our roads would be too small I reckon

I've only ever seen one here - It was parked diagonally across 3 spaces in Tesco car-park.

It were epic

SandChigger wrote:So that's what you look like?

A wee bit geeky, what?

That's what the kids look like now, Chig. He's considered a "righteous dude."

SandChigger wrote:So that's what you look like?

A wee bit geeky, what?

Uh, yeah Did you not catch all the references to BSG, Frank Zappa and a certain book series that we all love with our whole hearts? It's not like I'm hiding anything

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P is for Pertinent Questions


How can some rich people afford to be such poor tippers?
depends on level of rich you're talking about.
If you mean upper-middle class in a nice restaurant who pay
with a preferred credit card, those folks are just assholes.
(they also believe that the inflated prices of the bullshit
food they just consumed is some how passed on to the staff)
Real rich people have never really seen cash and don't know
how to use it - they also assume on of their people take care
of things like that ...

Who is Andy Dick and why should I think he's funny?
Before his "discovery" by the mainstream, Andy was one
of the best and brightest hopes for a new type of edgy,
political & social comedy. Then he got into Mitch Hedberg's
stash, and diddled away his potential.

Who is Carrot Top and why should I think he's funny?
Old Drag Queen, Andy Dick's old boyfriend, not funny.

Where do hipsters come from?
local shopping malls

Who do hipsters think they're kidding?
their parents, mostly.

Why would a girl that says she's looking for a nice guy end up with a jerk who plans on using her as a means to an end, especially when the nice guy, the girl and the jerk know full well that said jerk's end resides in said girl's pants?
are you implying that you're the real "nice guy", and
interested in more than just getting in the girl's pants ?
like you really care about her dreams and aspirations and so forth ?
there, right there, that's why you're not getting laid.

Just what do girls want anyways?
I have it on good authority
that girls just wanna have fun. (duh.)

Why do people say that Wal-Mart is a communist plot because it shuts down Mom and Pop stores when it is, in fact, the perfect example of successful capitalism?
I have a website on that subject ....

Why does Top 40 radio have to encourage repetitive, uninspired music?
radio plays what is produced. don't blame the messenger.

What's with Arizona's lack of jazz and classical music on the radio when there are at least 100 rap stations that no one listens to?
There are no commercial jazz & classical radio stations anywhere anymore.
That's what your local college NPR affiliate & XM radio are for.
White suburban kids still wanna rebel, their parents are still giving
them money to spend.

How is Dick Clark still alive and where can I get what he's using?
Dick Clark died in a hot tub accident in 1977.
What you've grown up watching is actually a bionic replica.
(they had the technology back then ....)

How come the rest of the world can't make up its mind on whether it hates or envies America?
Because America keeps pulling it's bi-polar power trip.
The rest of the world knows we're like a crazy rich alcoholic uncle.
What will this Christmas bring ? Great presents, new cars for everyone,
or will the old dude fly into a rage and start swinging an axe, screaming
about how Aunt Phyllis fucked him over in 1965 ? And deep down, you know
he really doesn't like you anyway, but you're family, so whatcha gonna do ?

Why do some conservative parents like metaphors that rely on an immature pre-frontal cortex when they could just tell their kids what's up and skip all that symbolism nonsense?
that's all parents everywhere.
Besides, the Easter Bunny's funny & fuck you if you don't love Santa. Commie.

Why does the media foster the dichotomy between conservatives and liberals anyways, since those labels don't really exist in the black-and-white terms they're presented in?
again, don't blame the messenger.
it's not the media, it's the rich and their corporate machinations that want to keep
us all divided, fighting amongst ourselves over petty bullshit (race, politics, religion)
while they steal all the fucking money.

Which makes more sense: an all-powerful man creating the entire universe according to his whims, or a big ball of NOTHING exploding- without any energy from an exterior source- and turning into SOMETHING that later coalesces into EVERYTHING?
both are incorrect.


What has epistemology ever done for me?
okay, you got me there.




also,
shitmydadsays: "Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."

^Who's that? My hair doesn't look gross. Well, maybe I don't know anymore!!!

The metaphor I was referring to is the old "You have and A in English and Johnny has a C- would you give Johnny part of your A so you could both have B's?" story. The Easter Bunny rocks and Santa's awwight, but that story's dumb. I'm just glad my parents never used it on me.

Also, does that mean that Dick Clark's a ghola, or a clone? I think I missed that discussion thread.

DuneFishUK wrote:

lotek wrote:What's a Hummer?

no I might be French(or English)but I know what they are, never seen one here our roads would be too small I reckon

I've only ever seen one here - It was parked diagonally across 3 spaces in Tesco car-park.

It were epic

Lots of asshats with hummers (most h2 or h3) here, those fucking things should be illigal.

Actually, I think I just wanna delete that post with the questions. It's stupid and makes no sense. Plus, it's not funny at all.

too late for that shit, dude.

I done copypasta'd it to /b/ ....

SandRider wrote:too late for that shit, dude.

I done copypasta'd it to /b/ ....

Le gasp!

On second thought, that's OK. From what I've heard, you have to do something really awesome or crazy- i.e. kill yourself over an iPod, beat up a cat or post topless pics- to get famous there. Since I didn't do any of that, I'm not worried.

yeah, it fell off teh internetz in a matter of minutes.
no bump for u.
become an hero nao.

edit: and how about this shit ?
a year ago yesterday I stumbled in here,
drunk, high on lortab, and pissed off at the world.

at one point, I had to ask for clarification on "QFT"

nao, I is interwebz warrior, koolest kid in klass,
and doesn't afraid of anything !

:gun-to-head smiley:

Dude, fuck Tesco. I hope those two-bit dumps never come to America.

ok, now I think you're Sloey, too ...