Freakzilla wrote:She's cute... but that leads to kissing and that leads to sex and then you would actually have to talk to her.
shit, sez who?
what kinda ROE book you been operatin' from ?
I hit the mute button right after she said
even tho I'm a published author, I have a new york times bestsell.....
and then just sorta watched her mouth move ....
a screen shot of her "thumbs-up" gesture has some photoshop potential ...
IDK, Duke ...
I'd assume she'd be an easy score ... she'd start off real stand-offish & prudish;
that'd be a defensive facade, easily overcome; you'd have to listen to a little
bit of her mouth, no more than ten minutes or so, tho; once it's been non-verbally
established that you both are leaving where-ever you have met to have sex, you
can be a little bit ruder - "Yeah, babe, that's real interesting ... just not right now."
and turn away from her to talk to someone else ... she will take this as a threat of
not leaving with her and that fear and insecurity will cause her to make a better
attempt at pleasing you ...
but now, aren't you married? not that that is really all that relevant, but it can be ....
I'd say the biggest factor there is : How Hot is Your Wife ?
it'd be a given that you love her & all, but ... GrammarGirl is not in the
Damn the Consequences league ...
and whether or not your wife ever found out is not an issue either (never is)
the issue is between You and The Little Baby Jesus ... given the Situation between you and your partner,
and given the sexual attractiveness of the strange, or situational sexual-arousal of the environment,
would The Little Baby Jesus, while of course unable to actually condone this fornication,
mostly likely be understanding, and look the other way, going about some more important, pressing business ....
like tossing prepubescent altar boys in front of priests, or contemplating The Father's ultimate Object Lesson in Darfur ...
if this was Freakzilla, I'd say nail her with a handsledge like a Roman Centurion on Golgatha ....
in your case, tho ....
okay, here's what I advise - meet her in a bar, get her drunk, get her out in the parking lot,
take some topless photos behind a Ford F350,
do not let her touch your penis, put her
in the bed of the Ford F350, get the hell out of there, and go have sex with your wife ....
what you do with the photos is your business, but both my emails are listed in my sig ...