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Ampoliros wrote:I think I'll wait and catch the next Early Bird Special, at $799, an almost $719.99 Savings!

My plan is to wait until March 22. That way, I'll enjoy the Super-SUPER savings of $1,199!

As to the rest of your post ... I don't know, maybe somewhere between 20 and 40 people total? It's an absurdly high price in a tight economy, and the event is being held in a corner of a very big country (which means huge travel costs for out-of-towners). On the other hand, there is a big pool of wannabes out there. You know, the sorts of mouth-breathers that think a hack and his unpublished wife can teach anyone anything about publishing.

Safe bet: TheKeith won't be posting a lot of pix of the conference rooms.

The fact that the early bird deadline has been extended a month says something, no?

(I wonder if there were any idiots who signed up right away, before they caught on to the (assumed) scheduling mistake? Would they have had the gall to charge those people the extra bit? I'd like to think so. )

$699 would buy a lot of lube.

You'd think it would also buy a nicer hand.

I don't understand how any of CombOver's adolescent fans would be able to afford this tripe.

hey, where's the ridicule-thread for Keith's Blagh about the Greek Island trip ?

they're all waiting in the RSS feed reader,
but I just can't bring myself to slog thru it yet

I did see, in passing while scrolling (& scrolling)
him bitching about the souvenir-hawkers @ the pyramids
ass-raping him for an American dollar ....

(some people call that a bargain BTW. FYI.)

pointer please to the thread, I can't be bothered to
wade thru all the threads I missed. Scrolling finger's
already cramped up from sorting out the spam in my
emails, and Granpa's eyes are strained from a little
too much farm-porn today ...

BTW, bizarre & disturbing new development in farm-porn
SPOILER ALERT !!

there used to be a lot of normal stuff, girls giving head to ponies
and so forth, but lately it's all been horses giving head to guys ...

I dunno.
there's alot of places I'd stick my peter,
but between a mule's teeth just ain't one of them.

Okay, now I have to go scrub my mind ...

And I thought midget porn was everything I ever dreamed it could be!

hell, they got midget farm porn, Chig, with them little shetland ponies & dwarf-chicks
and everything ... I'll email you a link ....

Oh God, I can almost see it!

An old, wizened hag of a unicorn used Voice and told the small man: "Put your peter between the mule's teeth. I am testing to see if you're human. If you pull it out, you will be deemed an animal and I shall poke you with my pointy horn." The horn inched ever closer, and the midget knew what must be done, his terrible purpose surging with frank candor.

And now I bid you all a good night!

SandRider wrote:hell, they got midget farm porn, Chig, with them little shetland ponies & dwarf-chicks
and everything ... I'll email you a link ....

Not until this moment did I fully accept that the real Sandrider had returned...

Tleszer wrote:Oh God, I can almost see it!

An old, wizened hag of a unicorn used Voice and told the small man: "Put your peter between the mule's teeth. I am testing to see if you're human. If you pull it out, you will be deemed an animal and I shall poke you with my pointy horn." The horn inched ever closer, and the midget knew what must be done, his terrible purpose surging with frank candor.

And now I bid you all a good night!

Ah, I have been missing this.

Tleszer wrote:Oh God, I can almost see it!

An old, wizened hag of a unicorn used Voice and told the small man: "Put your peter between the mule's teeth. I am testing to see if you're human. If you pull it out, you will be deemed an animal and I shall poke you with my pointy horn." The horn inched ever closer, and the midget knew what must be done, his terrible purpose surging with frank candor.

And now I bid you all a good night!

LOL. Unicorns remind me of Hyppo (HI CUNT!).

This talk of depravity reminds me of a mate of mine who hooked up with a woman off the internet who had a catherter tube. When they were having sex he could see the hole where the tube normally goes. He said it was so bad he had to fake an orgasm just to get out of there. I didn't realise guys could do that.

chanilover wrote:

Tleszer wrote:Oh God, I can almost see it!

An old, wizened hag of a unicorn used Voice and told the small man: "Put your peter between the mule's teeth. I am testing to see if you're human. If you pull it out, you will be deemed an animal and I shall poke you with my pointy horn." The horn inched ever closer, and the midget knew what must be done, his terrible purpose surging with frank candor.

And now I bid you all a good night!

LOL. Unicorns remind me of Hyppo (HI CUNT!).

This talk of depravity reminds me of a mate of mine who hooked up with a woman off the internet who had a catherter tube. When they were having sex he could see the hole where the tube normally goes. He said it was so bad he had to fake an orgasm just to get out of there. I didn't realise guys could do that.

Yeah, How in the ---- can a guy do that? I know woman can fake them, but a guy faking it????

It can be done. It's not as easy if you have to pull out though.

chanilover wrote: LOL. Unicorns remind me of Hyppo (HI CUNT!).

This talk of depravity reminds me of a mate of mine who hooked up with a woman off the internet who had a catherter tube. When they were having sex he could see the hole where the tube normally goes. He said it was so bad he had to fake an orgasm just to get out of there. I didn't realise guys could do that.

some people like that on midgets though, I mean it offers a world of disturbed possibilities (I thought your story was leading in some darker place I'm afraid )
I can't really say if i am disappointed about this, and that is what disturbs me

Freakzilla wrote:It can be done. It's not as easy if you have to pull out though.

Funny, I never had to fake with her...

Bijaz wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:It can be done. It's not as easy if you have to pull out though.

Funny, I never had to fake with her...

She didn't say the same about you LOL.

chanilover wrote:

Bijaz wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:It can be done. It's not as easy if you have to pull out though.

Funny, I never had to fake with her...

She didn't say the same about you LOL.

Wait a sec...
How do you know?!

I thought only Master B and I were in the room while Freak wallowed in his beer downstairs?

Squeal like Gidget
Here comes the Midget!

Where the hell IS Master B?

Every now and again he answers PMs from me about home-brewing, I think he's just too busy in RL.

Eyes High wrote:

chanilover wrote:

Tleszer wrote:Oh God, I can almost see it!

An old, wizened hag of a unicorn used Voice and told the small man: "Put your peter between the mule's teeth. I am testing to see if you're human. If you pull it out, you will be deemed an animal and I shall poke you with my pointy horn." The horn inched ever closer, and the midget knew what must be done, his terrible purpose surging with frank candor.

And now I bid you all a good night!

LOL. Unicorns remind me of Hyppo (HI CUNT!).

This talk of depravity reminds me of a mate of mine who hooked up with a woman off the internet who had a catherter tube. When they were having sex he could see the hole where the tube normally goes. He said it was so bad he had to fake an orgasm just to get out of there. I didn't realise guys could do that.

Yeah, How in the ---- can a guy do that? I know woman can fake them, but a guy faking it????

that's what's great about condoms.

Freakzilla wrote:Where the hell IS Master B?

He's got the kiddos at home to raise, and I think I recall him saying that the jarheads were crackin' down on visiting unapproved and/or social websites.

Omphalos wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:Where the hell IS Master B?

He's got the kiddos at home to raise, and I think I recall him saying that the jarheads were crackin' down on visiting unapproved and/or social websites.

I thought he was an archeologist?

I'm sure he is.

Omphalos wrote:He's got the kiddos at home to raise...

Bah... just put down a bowl of water and some dry food an they're good for like three days.

Or is that for cats?

Let them eat cats!

I hear they're pretty good in gumbo. (Cats, not kids. OK, one more cup of coffee then I'm cutting myself off...)