Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

1. I go on a dating website (hey, it's been almost two years since I've been in a serious relationship.. I miss it!)
2. I'm bi, so I put that on the profile
3. Two friends looking for "pathetic lookin gay cunts n fat ugly chicks to chat up for our own entertainment bhahahaha" contact me at the same time.
4. Mocking.
5. Hilarity ensues.

I decided to post the chat log on my livejournal. (feel free to add me, if you have one)

I still find it hard to believe there are people that idiotic out that. Red Flags up all over the place.

And Fraggle Rock kept popping in my head everytime I read that second person's screename.

Those posts from your gentlemen admireres weren't quite Bronte, were they?

The internet's a funny place. Some guy at another forum sent me a PM with a picture of his penis resting on the cover of a Britney CD>

chanilover wrote:Those posts from your gentlemen admireres weren't quite Bronte, were they?

The internet's a funny place. Some guy at another forum sent me a PM with a picture of his penis resting on the cover of a Britney CD>

in that case I do not require visual proof of this statement

IKWYM, Britney makes me as well.

inhuien wrote:IKWYM, Britney makes me as well.

yeah she's a proper knobhead

chanilover wrote:a picture of his penis resting on the cover of a Britney CD

Best picture ever on the same forum was a guy who was drunk one night and posted a picture of his flabby arse with a Kylie CD hanging out his arse crack (It was Body Language, which is generally considered one of her weakest albums).

jeeee...

... zussss!!!!

Poor Kylie. Her hardcore fans are called al-Kylieda LOL.