I want to do it with one of those six-boobed cat-women.Mandy wrote:Until we start breeding with aliens, then we're all pure bloods
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Mandy wrote:Until we start breeding with aliens, then we're all pure bloods
That was the best. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.
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Totally, add to that the fact that scientifically there are no races at all, each "race" blends into the one next to it, so there is no point at which a South-Asian becomes definitively Asian, or definitively Arab. My girl explains it better, she's the primatology student.Eyes High wrote:Well if they really did their research, there is no "pure" bloods anymore. We all are so mixed up there's no telling what "races" we might have in our ancestry.
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Pink pride!
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Shit, thanks for reminding me! I'd been thinking about that, but my version was "Beige Power"... maybe since I'm a very small minority myself (red head) I could do "Red Head Power" or something ridiculous like that (SR, I spelled that right just for you! ).Freakzilla wrote:Pink pride!
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Thing get double cookie :
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Ooooo, I don't think I've ever earned a cookie before!
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you ain't never spelled ridiculous right before ....
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And you ain't never spelt antidisestablishmentarianism right either, cut the boy some slack he's evolving.
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We're all different shades of brown. Apart from albinos. And Combover, who's almost see-through despite all that sunshine and fresh air.
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So you know, apparently I have some Scottish blood in me on the White side. How awful!inhuien wrote:And you ain't never spelt antidisestablishmentarianism right either, cut the boy some slack he's evolving.
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I have a looooooooooong history of spelling ridiculous as rediculous...inhuien wrote:And you ain't never spelt antidisestablishmentarianism right either, cut the boy some slack he's evolving.
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I knew all along that you were a complete bastard, and now your genealogy proves it.chanilover wrote:So you know, apparently I have some Scottish blood in me on the White side. How awful!inhuien wrote:And you ain't never spelt antidisestablishmentarianism right either, cut the boy some slack he's evolving.
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I knew there was something which I couldn't put my finger on. Yeah, some Scottish lout wen over to Ireland and sired mulatto offspring on some easy Irish colleen. Well, according to one of my batty Irish aunts who's doing some family tree guff, he did. And according to my mum there's some Chinese ancestry on the Filipino side. Sounds like every generation of my family on both sides has screwed anything with a pulse!inhuien wrote:I knew all along that you were a complete bastard, and now your genealogy proves it.chanilover wrote:So you know, apparently I have some Scottish blood in me on the White side. How awful!inhuien wrote:And you ain't never spelt antidisestablishmentarianism right either, cut the boy some slack he's evolving.
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the closest she ever came to a penis.inhuien wrote:re your edit old bean, you did have to endure crap like this...chanilover wrote:HAHAHA!! I've just followed the links on that Google search. I'd forgotten about using Kuntele's avatar on Dungnovels.
EDIT - Christ, reading those old posts from two and three years ago, I was so highly strung and irritable.Actually, I am well-chaperoned in bed. I sleep with two cats, one of whom is a six-month-old kitten who is in the "chomp anything that moves" stage. And if that's not sufficient, my grandmother's ashes are on the front porch, and she's been a restless spirit during the 10 years since her death. One night, many years ago, my ex and I were over at his place watching movies and next thing we knew, it was 4 a.m. He said he'd offer me the couch to sleep on, but he was afraid my father would take a gun and shoot him.
"Actually, my father trusts my judgment," I told him. "It's my grandmother who would take a gun and shoot you."
So he drove me home, because neither of us wanted to face the Wrath of Grandma.
THE END.
Hmm, I haven't written fanfic in AGES. Best dust off that pen, I think.
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and there, sir, you would be quite wrong.inhuien wrote:And you ain't never spelt antidisestablishmentarianism right either, cut the boy some slack he's evolving.
antidisestablishmentarianism happens to be my favorite word in the English language,
(closely followed by "titties", but that's another story)
and I can not only spell it (which the firefox spellcheck cannot, BTW)
I can expound on the meaning and history of the word for hours on end;
I have several dozen riveting minutes on the Rhode Island Plantation alone ....
when I get to the Constitutional Convention of 1789,
your eyeballs will bleed ....
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Nonsense! I'm sure she's grown one of her own by now!chanilover wrote:And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the closest she ever came to a penis.
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DUNE, as interpreted by a blue man with a green tushie
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I was wondering why she was so insistent about getting information on
how to build an axotl tank in her basement awhile back ....
how to build an axotl tank in her basement awhile back ....
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My girlfriend has the PERFECt sign planned, it's going to be a picture of a Native with full head-dress holding a big sign that says "Deport Illegal Immigrants" She has a patch on her backpack of the same image.
Bloody PERFECT, why didn't I think of it?!?
Bloody PERFECT, why didn't I think of it?!?
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awesome - but will it be too clever for the people you want to offend?
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Maybe... but I doubt they'll have time to read many of the signs anyways, too busy looking tough and ducking all the shit being chucked at them I imagine.nampigai wrote:awesome - but will it be too clever for the people you want to offend?
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you're right I guess ^^
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