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Hello everybody. I tried to tell the other website the thing about Irulan, and they never activated my account. I was just trying to support the narrative presented in Paul of Dune, which is a steaming pile of sh*t.

I love Dune. I like books in all different genres, but have never lost myself in a book like I did in Dune. I first read it in High School, and have read it at least once a year ever since. I also love the rest of the Dune novels, especially Dune Messiah and Children of Dune.

I tried to give the prequels a chance, but found them to be unreadable. And then I was actually offended by Paul of Dune. I wouldn't have been able to keep my mouth shut on that other website. If that makes me a talifan, then I will accept that say: "Kevin J. Anderson should have his hands cut off!"

Now that I've gotten that out of the way, I'm looking forward to participating in some conversations about Dune.

You've found the right place, welcome home!

Welcome home!

Great first post, welcome!

merkin muffley wrote:I wouldn't have been able to keep my mouth shut on that other website.

It was smart to save yourself some time and just come here. There's tumbleweeds blowing through that place, anyhow.

Welcome Welcome!

merkin muffley wrote:: "Kevin J. Anderson should have his hands cut off!"

Wouldn't make any difference. He mouth-breathes perfect prose that is transcribed by his assistant.

Nekhrun wrote:

merkin muffley wrote:: "Kevin J. Anderson should have his hands cut off!"

Wouldn't make any difference. He mouth-breathes perfect prose that is transcribed by his assistant.

The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

Welcome!

It really is baffling how that's the official Dune forum. You certainly saved the trouble of being banned/Freakbanned from DumbNovels.

Welcome, brother. You've found a site of like-minded people.

HBJ

Achlan wasachlan fi sietchina! Welcome, doubly welcome to our sietch!

merkin muffley wrote:"Kevin J. Anderson should have his hands cut off!"

As Spica says in The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover, "No unnecessaries! No unnecessaries! Finish him off."

Here we pray for the Universe to expedite him speedily by the agency of a bear-shaped meteor.

SandChigger wrote:Achlan wasachlan fi sietchina! Welcome, doubly welcome to our sietch!

merkin muffley wrote:"Kevin J. Anderson should have his hands cut off!"

As Spica says in The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover, "No unnecessaries! No unnecessaries! Finish him off."

Here we pray for the Universe to expedite him speedily by the agency of a bear-shaped meteor.

One of my most favorite movies EVER!!! ... I can still smell the cooked lover.

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Welcome Home! merkin muffley

Tleszer wrote:
It really is baffling how that's the official Dune forum.

I'm liking the phrasing from the old review of BJ of Dune linked to recently,
the "Corporate Dune" Board ....




also:


Welcome. Your Water is Ours.

Well met and welcome!! Grab a spice beer and join in!

Keep the spice flowing and bask in the glow of the GodEmperor Leto.

Glow-In-The-Dark Leto?!

Is tha kinda lahk mah naht laht Buh Jayzuss?

Freakzilla wrote:

Nekhrun wrote:

merkin muffley wrote:: "Kevin J. Anderson should have his hands cut off!"

Wouldn't make any difference. He mouth-breathes perfect prose that is transcribed by his assistant.

The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

Nice!

and welcome merkin muffley


(had to google that though)

You have found the only place with real discussions about Dune, the occasional(:))kja-bashing and lots of stuff!
DN is just an empty husk where Byron jacks off over the hacks books; you wouldn't have liked that!



welcome to you

Ah, thank you so much, lotek, for yet another mental image I could have lived quite happily without.

it's like one of those ancient curses that you can only get rid of by giving it to someone else
plenty more where that came from, funny enough(or not)the hlp and their cohorts seem to conjure up those horrible thoughts they tried to warn me about

lotek wrote:it's like one of those ancient curses that you can only get rid of by giving it to someone else
plenty more where that came from, funny enough(or not)the hlp and their cohorts seem to conjure up those horrible thoughts they tried to warn me about

Are you talking about a HLP Guilt-Caster?

Freakzilla wrote:

Nekhrun wrote:

merkin muffley wrote:: "Kevin J. Anderson should have his hands cut off!"

Wouldn't make any difference. He mouth-breathes perfect prose that is transcribed by his assistant.

The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

welcome to the sietch!

as for the hand thing...doesn't the dimwit use dicta-hicking? one argument that would support this - would be him being too lazy to actually write himself.

nampigai wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

Nekhrun wrote:

merkin muffley wrote:: "Kevin J. Anderson should have his hands cut off!"

Wouldn't make any difference. He mouth-breathes perfect prose that is transcribed by his assistant.

The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

welcome to the sietch!

as for the hand thing...doesn't the dimwit use dicta-hicking? one argument that would support this - would be him being too lazy to actually write himself.

You think there's a button that activates that recorder?

Tleszer wrote:

lotek wrote:it's like one of those ancient curses that you can only get rid of by giving it to someone else
plenty more where that came from, funny enough(or not)the hlp and their cohorts seem to conjure up those horrible thoughts they tried to warn me about

Are you talking about a HLP Guilt-Caster?

they don't know the meaning of the word guilt(or shame for that matter)


more like an HLP Uneasiness-Caster or something more witty I am not full whack today...

Freakzilla wrote:

nampigai wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

Nekhrun wrote:

merkin muffley wrote:: "Kevin J. Anderson should have his hands cut off!"

Wouldn't make any difference. He mouth-breathes perfect prose that is transcribed by his assistant.

The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

welcome to the sietch!

as for the hand thing...doesn't the dimwit use dicta-hicking? one argument that would support this - would be him being too lazy to actually write himself.

You think there's a button that activates that recorder?

Bwian is working the recorder

nampigai wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

nampigai wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

Nekhrun wrote:

merkin muffley wrote:: "Kevin J. Anderson should have his hands cut off!"

Wouldn't make any difference. He mouth-breathes perfect prose that is transcribed by his assistant.

The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

welcome to the sietch!

as for the hand thing...doesn't the dimwit use dicta-hicking? one argument that would support this - would be him being too lazy to actually write himself.

You think there's a button that activates that recorder?

Bwian is working the recorder

Then you know which hand it is...