DuneNovels is coming back!!!!

[Freakzilla]

And ironically, he created a small flurry of posts HERE by starting this thread.

I don't think it can get much deader over there.

He's only mostly dead.

[chanilover]

Yeah, but as he pointed out, or at least inferred, the only reason it's so busy over here is because we have no lives whilst the Dungnovel members are too busy in real life to post much. Well, I suppose those cheesburgers won't make themselves, will they?

[lotek]

Yeah, but as he pointed out, or at least inferred, the only reason it's so busy over here is because we have no lives whilst the Dungnovel members are too busy in real life to post much. Well, I suppose those cheesburgers won't make themselves, will they?

yeah the typical argument of the internet useless...
but why start a forum if you're too busy making it live?

in this case the answer would be: he's a douche

[chanilover]

Yeah, but as he pointed out, or at least inferred, the only reason it's so busy over here is because we have no lives whilst the Dungnovel members are too busy in real life to post much. Well, I suppose those cheesburgers won't make themselves, will they?

yeah the typical argument of the internet useless...
but why start a forum if you're too busy making it live?

in this case the answer would be: he's a douche

Fries with that, sir?

[Nekhrun]

Post Flurry Tuesdays at DN!!!

Let's see what's new today...

[DuneFishUK]

Flurry fail.

The night is yet young...

[Tleszer]

[A Thing of Eternity]

Ha, I'd forgotten that today was the day. There is 1 post from today over there, something in the fanfic section.

[Sandwurm88]

Is Onasander a girl, or what?

[Nekhrun]

Is Onasander a girl, or what?

Who cares? The point is that it actually hurt DN. Too much pressure I guess.

[merkin muffley]

Holy shit there's been a flurry of... wait, no there hasn't.

[Nekhrun]

I just did a quick search of members of DN by total posts.

Of the top 10 who didn't have accounts deleted, 6 are OH members who don't post there any longer, with Freak still being #1.

Pathetic.

[A Thing of Eternity]

I think it's toast. They'll keep it up and running until the movie is released, hoping that that will spark interest, then if they're smart they'll shut it down. Hell, if they were smart they'd shut it down now - all it is is a monument to their corruption. As long as it stands anyone casually researching Dune can see laid bare how they treat fans, and how unpopular their methods and books really are.

[Freakzilla]

...Freak still being #1.

I rule!

[TheDukester]

I think it's toast. They'll keep it up and running until the movie is released, hoping that that will spark interest, then if they're smart they'll shut it down.

Agreed.

I'll go a step further, too: I think a lot of the Herbert Leech Parade's plans revolve around the movie. They just need to keep everything chugging along — McDune series included — until the movie finally appears. Then everyone cashes a fat check ... a check with many more zeroes than they could ever hope to see with Hacky and Bobo's upcoming Third Sardaukar from the Left of DUNE.

I think there might be some changes made after the movie. Of course, at this rate, we won't know any of this until about 2013.

[Freakzilla]

They've had two posts today!

[SandRider]

both yours ?

yours & russian spambot ?

yours & arnie's next chapter of Speedbuggy of Dune ?


nah ... both yours, right ?

[Onasander]

As long as it stands anyone casually researching Dune can see laid bare how they treat fans, and how unpopular their methods and books really are.

The forum is unpopular- no shit, no one is disputing that. However, this does not carry over to the popularity of their books, which do appear to be quite popular and the sales don't appear to be dependent upon the success of their forum.

People posting on the internet- especially on a regular basis on Dune, only represent a very, very small faction of the fan base- if there was a Dune heaven, most of you would likely opt for hell to escape most of the Denizens roaming aimlessly up there. This forum' opinions really doesn't matter in the big stretch- the exact same thing you tell to members joining up saying your crazy- that they are not real members and opinions really don't count- applies to this little group over all. Is it fair- no- obviously your more passionate about Dune that some sci-fi fan who only buys the books, or watch the DVDs- or attends the occasional Sci-Fi conference.

Dune Novels would do better just to chuck the forum, and replace it with videoclips from a point of view of tier own success.... a few 20 minute discussions, exclusive there would still make that site far more popular than this one ever could be- and it couldn't even be said to compete as if wouldn't have a forum where the crazies or fanatics roam, belching their hatred.

I think that's my main quibble with ever aligning with this site- it's a Dune Hater site, obsessed with KJA. Fuck- I can't bring myself to read anymore of his shit, and most of the books they produced outside the butlarian trilogy remains untouched- people here brag about reading all his books, and how awful they were- Sandy even admits to reading his Starwars crap..... THAT IS FUCKING SICK! Who the fuck would ever admit to reading all his crap. Why I think Sandy and KJA are one and the same- KJA is the only one who ever read all of his books.... no one else would ever fucking do that to themselves- such a person would turn impotent and deranged upon reading all that malicious crap. Hence why I don't even mention him very much, I don't want young kids even learning he wrote outside of Dune- if they end up reading the decaying, used shitpaper the books are printed on - I would be partially responsible for all the problems in their life form that point on.

And yes, you all can bend over and continue shoving it up your buddies ass next to you in your KJA butt-fuck chain- no one really cares about what your lot has to say, this site isn't really part of the Dune community, not has it earned it's place as a constructive point of criticism- it's just a bunch of deranged KJA fans who've been banned. It makes the task of criticism much harder as anyone who thinks the new books sucks have to distance themselves from this lot here on this site to be taken seriously. Don't get angry, don't reach for your tired arguments no one gives a fuck about anymore, just take the gun, and shoot yourself.

[A Thing of Eternity]

Ha, I like you, you make me smile.

[SandRider]

I don't think he's real - troll, obviously, but more likely a sockpuppet ...

but okay, if this sietch isn't part of the "real Dune 'community'" (BTW, Jacurutu, Iduali, Outcast &etc)
and the Corporate Dune Forum is dead-n-stinkin, where pray tell O Great Master of the Dune-lore,
is the real 'community' where the 'real' discussions are taking place ?

Corporate Dune Facebook ?
Keith's blagh ?
C.H. Tabr ?

give me a linky, plz ....

[SandChigger]

that's my main quibble with ever aligning with this site

Seriously, WHO asked you to do anything of the sort? Freak, have you been being a forum slut again?

Sandy even admits to reading his Starwars crap.....

Who does what when where?!

If you're going to try to put someone down in some way, at least get your facts straight, eh? Otherwise you just end up looking like an even bigger dumbfuck. If by "Sandy" you meant me, then you're talking out your anus again as usual, because I have never ever read any of his Star Wars books and have never claimed otherwise. I've read the McDune books and looked through some of the Hidden Empire copy The Hack sent me and skimmed a lot of the first Terruh Incognizant volume. Other than that and samples of his shit online, haven't read him and don't plan to.

That clear and simple enough for you to understand, boyo?

no one really cares about what your lot has to say

Thanks for caring enough to pop 'round and tell us this!

Jeez o' Pete. Dumber than shit.

[SandChigger]

Now, let's see, where was I? Oh yeah...

They've had two posts today!

And one of them is ByrByr announcing he's JUST NOW reading The Satanic Verses?

I guess this is part of his new interest in things Islamic and Arabic?

[A Thing of Eternity]

I don't think I've read that, I've read the Satanic Bible but I'm guessing that's not the same thing....

[Freakzilla]

that's my main quibble with ever aligning with this site

Seriously, WHO asked you to do anything of the sort? Freak, have you been being a forum slut again?

Not lately.

[Lundse]

Third Sardaukar from the Left of DUNE.

Nice. One the better ones, in fact. Not quite Jessica to the Winds of Dune, but up there...