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I didn't bother to read any of that last post.

Onasander wrote:To see Sandy tongue-tied and unable to make a decent comeback?

Not tongue tied. You're just beneath his notice or level of caring. And you better hope you stay that way, because SR wields language like a scalpel, and he will cut you.

HBJ

I'd say it was the SwordMaster of Toronto,
but he didn't call Chigger a filthy jew, so ....




as far as a troll goes, you really failed ... you see, for a troll to be successful,
the bait must be taken ... if you could read back over this thread, you'd find
this was not the case ....

slowly, now, 'cause I know you ain't that fast ...

1) you attempted to make this board believe you were organizing a "comeback" of the Corporate Dune Forum

2) to which we replied, in unison : Really ? Who gives a fuck ?

3) ergo, bait not taken; in fact, I estimated the over/under of "Post Tuesday" to be One (1), hardly
an indication of my paralyzing fear of a "resurgence" in activity up inside Merritt's Colon ... in actuality,
I'd welcome such a shitstorm of postings from the assorted idiots Over There, for the ... um ...
well, for the lulz, actually ....

4) As to how you "Trolled" the Corporate Dune Forum, my first reaction is Who gives a fuck ?,
my second is a desire to point out to you, again, that I haven't laid eyes on Merritt's Bunghole for
the better part of the year, and then only once to observe the "graphic upgrade", and mock accordingly;
therefore, what you did or did not accomplish on the "Other Side" is not only unknown to me firsthand, it
must have been sparse and of minimal consequence, because no-one here that finds the silly shit Over
There and brings it back for ridicule bothered to mention it .... if your "Troll" was to try to provoke a
shitstorm of dumbass posts from the pretards, well, fuck me blind, you failed there, too.

5) Spelchex are your friend ... use them, trust them, they are smarter than you are ....

6) I've not seen you demonstrate even the basic rudimentary knowledge or understanding of Frank Herbert's
Dune; your credibility in the "Dune Community" is self-appointed at best ... you've not demonstrated the
intellectual capability to hold your own in an argument with Arnoldo, much less anyone in this sietch ....
you're also a horrible troll, an "Epic Fail" as I believe you'd term it;

therefore:

7) go back to lurking at 4chan, waiting with pencil-dick in hand for Captain Picard to beam aboard, and

8 ) die in a fire

Hunchback Jack wrote:I didn't bother to read any of that last post.

Yeah, not really worth wasting too much time on. I just skimmed for the parts I assume were supposed to be about me....

Onasander wrote:Sandy squirm ... Sand Chigger Blows ... Sandy- your KJA thing is really queer even for queers- that much man loving ain't good for nothing but a bleeding butthole..... which explains why you're so anal about anything.

... KJA-BH vs Sand Chiggar-Jacurutu whine-athon and tarnishing of Frank's Legacy ... seeing Puss-Chiggar and the Sandrider kid licking their wounds, dazed, unable to get up, covered with spit from Herbert fans the world over....

Aw, calling me a "queer" is the best you can do? Honey, are you still in grade school? I've been called a lot more inventive things by people who actually have dicks.

And you seem to forget that spit from a Herbert fan is a sign of respect. Moron.

SandChigger wrote: And you seem to forget that spit from a Herbert fan is a sign of respect. Moron.

Onasander wrote:That was sweet- a two front trolling session against two sites diametrically opposed to one another...

You know, I actually kind of liked the idea behind this prank. But the execution was a bit crude, at least at this end. Coming in guns blazing and over-enthusiastically announcing the comeback, while insulting everyone and everything was heavyhanded. Of course it got a result, but not really one that fits the elegant part of the prank.

If you had just announced the post-tuesday idea here, and inviting us to join just a tad politely (instead of antagonistically claiming Jacurutu was going down), and some people here had started making the usual 'Fuck Byron' remarks - then your trolling would have been successful. And to the degree that people had reacted with bile per instinct, would have said something about the antagonism - and hence elegant and interesting.
You ruined that part for yourself, I am afraid.

I haven't been following closely on DN - did anyone really fall for it over there. Or where you banned because you were found out (which is not really a giant win, as trollings go...)

So yeah - could have been fun. But a troll who is primarily baiting people with insults - not that interesting...

good demonstration Lundse well done!

Being a troll is easy, being a good troll on the contrary requires skill and cunning, two qualities this guy evidently doesn't posess

This guy loves to masturbate.

Grab your dick
and double click

porn, porn, porn!

Has he actually been banned over there?

Onasander wrote:I am sorry to any actual Dunefans here, or people who believed in Post-Tuesdays.... apparently some of you were dumb enough to beleive in it, and I don't fault you for it, or hold it against you- dumb people can be fans too.

Fail.

Some of us have been calling you on this for days. Scroll back for the evidence. You started off okay, but then you just couldn't help yourself, could you? And you didn't have nearly enough skill or mental acuity to keep the ruse going.

So congratulations on your failed experiment. If your goal was to forever be known as a complete jackass on two different forums then you should be very, very proud of yourself today.

Well, one forum, at least. I don't think anyone over there has really even noticed, considering most the exchanges were between him and Jacurutu members.

SandChigger wrote:Well, one forum, at least. I don't think anyone over there has really even noticed, considering most the exchanges were between him and Jacurutu members.

is there anyone else...

SandRider wrote:thank you.

however, considering what a pathetic fucktard On-a-Sander is,
I feel used and dirty .... my first instincts were to ignore this
obvious bullshit ... live and learn ...

You can't tell that he's been joking from the first post?

I still don't think that it was a joke at the beginning. Have you read this guy's posts over at DN?

I thought he was serious.

yeah maybe he tried to pass it as an elaborate joke to get himself out of the mess he created, but in the end it was a fail and not interesting at all...

Srsly? You guys think this isn't supposed to be a joke?

Yes, you heard it- Dunenovels is set to overtake this site once again- I had the brilliant idea of dedicating a day where all the members of the site would.... post. It will take place the first tuesday of every month. If my projections are correct, with the kind of posting I am projecting, within several years, we will overtake your lot here..... and then won't you all feel like a bunch of non-posting, Dune hating jackasses, unable to compete against our hot fury. Oh year, you're going down bitches, DuneNovels pwns your asses

I bolded the part that made me laugh a little.

too late he's a foe now, i don't mind the useless banter but not when it's done like that, if he's so smart let him go play at dung novels
maybe he can get my ban revoked so i can get banned again?

A foe? lol

INTERNET, SRS BSNS!

a foe is someone whose posts you block so you don't have to read them

lotek wrote:a foe is someone whose posts you block so you don't have to read them

But.... they;re the funny ones...

Mandy wrote:Srsly? You guys think this isn't supposed to be a joke?

Yes, you heard it- Dunenovels is set to overtake this site once again- I had the brilliant idea of dedicating a day where all the members of the site would.... post. It will take place the first tuesday of every month. If my projections are correct, with the kind of posting I am projecting, within several years, we will overtake your lot here..... and then won't you all feel like a bunch of non-posting, Dune hating jackasses, unable to compete against our hot fury. Oh year, you're going down bitches, DuneNovels pwns your asses

I bolded the part that made me laugh a little.

Funny to you and me. But not to a nutjob.

yeah i just grew bored of this one...

And thus the failure.

At this point, it doesn't matter what that buckethead was trying to do — it's a fail in every conceivable category. Joke? Fail. Serious? Fail. Some sort of experiment in social media? Fail. And etc.

Why? Because the execution was so poor. As someone (Lundse?) said a couple of pages ago, this could have been pretty damn funny. It had potential, but it needed more skilled hands.

So, yeah ... bored now.

lotek wrote:a foe is someone whose posts you block so you don't have to read them

Yes, I know what a "foe" is. I don't need to block anyone to keep from reading their posts, that is also what a "scroll wheel" is for.