I love fornication and I thank the god I don't believe in for inventing it.Nebiros wrote:No it's not fornicating without procreating. It's fornication overall. As well as doing it with more than one partner in such a callous manner and choosing sex partners (note the plural) for their daughters.
The Long Road
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"If he was here to discuss Dune, he sure as hell picked a dumb way to do it." -Omphalos
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You don't like fornicating?!?! Your poor wife! You'd better send her over here to me; I'll service the 'ol account for you, buddy. Besides, she's tiny and Asian. Just the way I like 'em!Nebiros wrote:No it's not fornicating without procreating. It's fornication overall. As well as doing it with more than one partner in such a callous manner and choosing sex partners (note the plural) for their daughters.
Actually Frank Herbert made his female characters do that as well so that's not the reason I dislike the Brian and Kevin's dune books.
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How about sixty-nining? You know what that is, Nebiros?Nekhrun wrote:I love fornication and I thank the god I don't believe in for inventing it.Nebiros wrote:No it's not fornicating without procreating. It's fornication overall. As well as doing it with more than one partner in such a callous manner and choosing sex partners (note the plural) for their daughters.
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In case you don't, it's where you make love to each other's faces (simultaneously) just like the French do.merkin muffley wrote:How about sixty-nining? You know what that is, Nebiros?Nekhrun wrote:I love fornication and I thank the god I don't believe in for inventing it.Nebiros wrote:No it's not fornicating without procreating. It's fornication overall. As well as doing it with more than one partner in such a callous manner and choosing sex partners (note the plural) for their daughters.
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It's all great! Especially when you're drunk!Omphalos wrote:In case you don't, it's where you make love to each other's faces (simultaneously) just like the French do.merkin muffley wrote:How about sixty-nining? You know what that is, Nebiros?Nekhrun wrote:I love fornication and I thank the god I don't believe in for inventing it.Nebiros wrote:No it's not fornicating without procreating. It's fornication overall. As well as doing it with more than one partner in such a callous manner and choosing sex partners (note the plural) for their daughters.
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The only problem is that the genetic material often gets put in the wrong place, sometimes up to a foot or two away from where it belongs. More if they don't swallow.Nekhrun wrote:It's all great! Especially when you're drunk!Omphalos wrote:In case you don't, it's where you make love to each other's faces (simultaneously) just like the French do.merkin muffley wrote:How about sixty-nining? You know what that is, Nebiros?Nekhrun wrote:I love fornication and I thank the god I don't believe in for inventing it.Nebiros wrote:No it's not fornicating without procreating. It's fornication overall. As well as doing it with more than one partner in such a callous manner and choosing sex partners (note the plural) for their daughters.
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That ought to send him to the prayer closet.Omphalos wrote:The only problem is that the genetic material often gets put in the wrong place, sometimes up to a foot or two away from where it belongs. More if they don't swallow.Nekhrun wrote:It's all great! Especially when you're drunk!Omphalos wrote:In case you don't, it's where you make love to each other's faces (simultaneously) just like the French do.merkin muffley wrote:How about sixty-nining? You know what that is, Nebiros?Nekhrun wrote:I love fornication and I thank the god I don't believe in for inventing it.Nebiros wrote:No it's not fornicating without procreating. It's fornication overall. As well as doing it with more than one partner in such a callous manner and choosing sex partners (note the plural) for their daughters.
"If he was here to discuss Dune, he sure as hell picked a dumb way to do it." -Omphalos
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"Over 500 views for my 'Open Question' video." -Nebiros
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Is it better, Nebiros, if I swallow the period blood? Because then the genetic material is almost in the same place if our stomachs are touching.Nekhrun wrote:That ought to send him to the prayer closet.Omphalos wrote:The only problem is that the genetic material often gets put in the wrong place, sometimes up to a foot or two away from where it belongs. More if they don't swallow.Nekhrun wrote:It's all great! Especially when you're drunk!Omphalos wrote:In case you don't, it's where you make love to each other's faces (simultaneously) just like the French do.merkin muffley wrote:How about sixty-nining? You know what that is, Nebiros?Nekhrun wrote:I love fornication and I thank the god I don't believe in for inventing it.Nebiros wrote:No it's not fornicating without procreating. It's fornication overall. As well as doing it with more than one partner in such a callous manner and choosing sex partners (note the plural) for their daughters.
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Yuk. !!!!
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Re: The Long Road
So ErasOmnius, how do you like it here so far?
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Baptism by fire.
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Better than the baptism of shit KJA treated us to 10 odd years ago.
hihihi ErasOmnius
hihihi ErasOmnius
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Re: The Long Road
seriously, no-one has yet tossed out an explanation for me about how Bob Wills is doing this ...
I simply CANNOT believe he logs on here several times a day and searches for his username only ...
which only leaves some kind of text-crawling bot-thing that automatically scans this board and
reports back to him ... is that even possible ?
SERIOUSLY, WTF here ?
to the OP:
donate the books your local Council of Adult Literacy; some may think this Cruel & Unusual, but from
personal experience, I can tell you that the folks in those programs aren't at a comprehension level
yet to be adversely affected; and the short sentences and chapter length of Keith's stories would
be a positive encouragement tool. ("Everybody, Bill read THREE chapters of this book today! Let's
hear it for Bill !!")
I simply CANNOT believe he logs on here several times a day and searches for his username only ...
which only leaves some kind of text-crawling bot-thing that automatically scans this board and
reports back to him ... is that even possible ?
SERIOUSLY, WTF here ?
to the OP:
donate the books your local Council of Adult Literacy; some may think this Cruel & Unusual, but from
personal experience, I can tell you that the folks in those programs aren't at a comprehension level
yet to be adversely affected; and the short sentences and chapter length of Keith's stories would
be a positive encouragement tool. ("Everybody, Bill read THREE chapters of this book today! Let's
hear it for Bill !!")
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I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
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I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008