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He's still a communist muslim.
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Yep.
It's funny, too. I was waiting to see what would come of this. I find it funny that they scanned an image onto official document paper, then made another scan of that. That's why there is that weird shadowing on the left edge. Regardless, though...
The obstetrician who delivered him, said it was Rodney T. West who was the attending Doctor. But a David A. Sinclair signed off on it. I suppose maybe that was because the doctor who signed off on it was 4 days later, since that was when the document got certified.
In either case... we have more important things to worry about than his birth certificate. How about those impeachment hearings, eh?
It's funny, too. I was waiting to see what would come of this. I find it funny that they scanned an image onto official document paper, then made another scan of that. That's why there is that weird shadowing on the left edge. Regardless, though...
The obstetrician who delivered him, said it was Rodney T. West who was the attending Doctor. But a David A. Sinclair signed off on it. I suppose maybe that was because the doctor who signed off on it was 4 days later, since that was when the document got certified.
In either case... we have more important things to worry about than his birth certificate. How about those impeachment hearings, eh?
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What, are you kidding? That's probably a scan from a vital records book that someone put a frame around to match the paper. That's why that dark black triangle appears at the top.E. LeGuille wrote:I find it funny that they scanned an image onto official document paper, then made another scan of that. That's why there is that weird shadowing on the left edge.
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Man, watching that moron Trump backpedal on this issue was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. That guy is a perfect Republican candidate, represents that party perfectly - bullshit until the bullshit stops working, then make up some more bullshit to last until the new bullshit fails.
What a moron! He couldn't even come close to admitting that he was full of shit and that he'd just been plain old making everything up.
What a moron! He couldn't even come close to admitting that he was full of shit and that he'd just been plain old making everything up.
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Funny, I didn't even have to click this open to know what it was about.
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No kidding, it's been the entire republican platform for years.
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That's what I was trying to say. My point was that they did not pull it out of the book, and then scan it. They scanned it inside of the book and put the frame on it.Omphalos wrote:What, are you kidding? That's probably a scan from a vital records book that someone put a frame around to match the paper. That's why that dark black triangle appears at the top.E. LeGuille wrote:I find it funny that they scanned an image onto official document paper, then made another scan of that. That's why there is that weird shadowing on the left edge.
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It won't even slow down the birthers... They are already talking about dual citizenships through his father or his adopted Indonesian father.
Just more pulling of the wool over the Sheepoles eyes.
Just more pulling of the wool over the Sheepoles eyes.
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It depends on the country. Not all countries accept dual citizenship based upon the parent if born abroad.
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SandRider wrote:http://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/8 ... ficate.pdf
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2011 ... leased/?hp" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011 ... -text.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default ... ndence.pdf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
oh, GODDAMN.
it only took a few hours for botophucket to pull this pic ? are you fucking KIDDING me ??
the muthafuckin image was made from the muthafuckin .pdf file the muthafuckin ADMINISTRATION
put up on the muthafuckin WorldWideMuthaFuckinWeb AND sent ME a muthafuckin
goddamn EMAIL asking ME to "disseminate this document" .... (I'm still on their muthafuckin
mailing list from all the Official Shilling I did for that BlackBitch as an AFL-CIO Officer - and yet, it's funny:
The Federal President has yet to respond to all MY emails about ass-raping the Line Construction Benefit
Fund (the IBEW health insurance provider) while giving a Long Reach Around to the Federal Senate Republicans ...)
anyway, WHAT THE FUCK ???????
I screen-capped an image from an official government document ....
how does that violate botophucket's fucked-up rules ?
except, of course, for the one that specifically states they are muthafuckin Nazis,
and can AND WILL remove ANY image for ANY and/or NO reason ....bitch.
(the "bitch" is implied, BTW; the rest is verbatim)
yeah, well .... watch this, cocksuckers .....
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SR, they will remove anything reported. Someone is reporting you.
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yeah, I keep forgetting about petty little internet fails like Brian Conway -
altho, Brian, see, THERE would've been a good one for you - follow the
link back to my botophucket and report shit - that's about your speed
and kinda style, too ... but ... I did get hot for a minute ....
I had left that account & Spanky's open for folks here to browse ...
forgot about the piss-heads ... anyway, I just "Locked" both of them,
so let's see if the cocksuckers still delete this :
altho, Brian, see, THERE would've been a good one for you - follow the
link back to my botophucket and report shit - that's about your speed
and kinda style, too ... but ... I did get hot for a minute ....
I had left that account & Spanky's open for folks here to browse ...
forgot about the piss-heads ... anyway, I just "Locked" both of them,
so let's see if the cocksuckers still delete this :
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Prob'ly Vox Shepuli up there.
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Two things have popped up lately that I am curious about.
On the birth certificate, his father is listed as Kenyan, and his mother American. Yet, on Wikipedia, it says Kenya did nor form until 1963, and announced a republic in 1964. How can he be claimed as Kenyan when it was still a British protectorate?
Also, from what I understand -- if you are a dual citizen, aren't there issues then in not renouncing your citizenship before you can become president? I thought you had to be specifically a U.S. Citizen. Unless of course, his father being Kenyan was not enough.
On the birth certificate, his father is listed as Kenyan, and his mother American. Yet, on Wikipedia, it says Kenya did nor form until 1963, and announced a republic in 1964. How can he be claimed as Kenyan when it was still a British protectorate?
Also, from what I understand -- if you are a dual citizen, aren't there issues then in not renouncing your citizenship before you can become president? I thought you had to be specifically a U.S. Citizen. Unless of course, his father being Kenyan was not enough.
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The name Kenya was in use before independence. Do you homework.E. LeGuille wrote:Two things have popped up lately that I am curious about.
On the birth certificate, his father is listed as Kenyan, and his mother American. Yet, on Wikipedia, it says Kenya did nor form until 1963, and announced a republic in 1964. How can he be claimed as Kenyan when it was still a British protectorate?
Also, from what I understand -- if you are a dual citizen, aren't there issues then in not renouncing your citizenship before you can become president? I thought you had to be specifically a U.S. Citizen. Unless of course, his father being Kenyan was not enough.
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HardlyA Thing of Eternity wrote:...it's been the entire republican platform for years.
Anyway, anyone look at the video I posted?
Was Obama lying then or now?
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As I understand it, the issue is not whether he's exclusively a U.S. citizen but whether he's been a U.S. citizen from birth by virtue of being born here. Having citizenship in other countries is not a factor either way.E. LeGuille wrote:Also, from what I understand -- if you are a dual citizen, aren't there issues then in not renouncing your citizenship before you can become president? I thought you had to be specifically a U.S. Citizen. Unless of course, his father being Kenyan was not enough.
In fact, I believe the U.S does not recognize dual citizenship, but nor does it prevent it; I did not have to give up my Australian citizenship in order to become a U.S. citizen. (My wife did, being Chinese, but that was a restriction of China, not of the United States).
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From the Constitution:E. LeGuille wrote:Two things have popped up lately that I am curious about.
On the birth certificate, his father is listed as Kenyan, and his mother American. Yet, on Wikipedia, it says Kenya did nor form until 1963, and announced a republic in 1964. How can he be claimed as Kenyan when it was still a British protectorate?
Also, from what I understand -- if you are a dual citizen, aren't there issues then in not renouncing your citizenship before you can become president? I thought you had to be specifically a U.S. Citizen. Unless of course, his father being Kenyan was not enough.
"No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States."
It does not exclude anyone based on having a dual nationality. Here is a link to what the State Department has to say on dual citizenship
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Sorry, I'm occasionally prone to hyperbole, let me rephrase: it has been one of their main topics of discussion during election campaigns, despite being obviously ridiculous. One of their many, many ridiculous topics. They're essentially a pack of children who were dropped on their heads right after birth (out of respect to Palin's kid I'll avoid a certain obvious word that could be used to describe many Republican officials ).Freakzilla wrote:HardlyA Thing of Eternity wrote:...it's been the entire republican platform for years.
I'll check that vid out in a minute.
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Man, that first bit is from a spoof video. That whole video is BS.Freakzilla wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwhKuunp ... r_embedded
If he had really said that he wouldn't be president, end of story, that's so obvious it hurts dude! There wouldn't be any controversy any more, that would have been the headline news across the whole world and he would have been booted from office.
Here's that first part of the video direct from the spoof people:
http://www.youtube.com/user/ObamaSnippe ... JUxsFBwcbs
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I'm going to prolapse.Freakzilla wrote:HardlyA Thing of Eternity wrote:...it's been the entire republican platform for years.
Anyway, anyone look at the video I posted?
Was Obama lying then or now?